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talking about.

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Number 2 Frank McCourt

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*music*

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It's just a speed run.

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Number 2 Frank McCourt

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It's just a speed run.

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You are a liar.

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You are a liar.

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Yeah. Yeah.

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You know the crack.

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How are you getting on Mr. Keaton?

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Drunk. Shane Dawson.

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Yeah, we're gonna pass it tonight.

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Pure passage.

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Adam DeBeer.

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DeBeer's crystals, is it?

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Dahi Murphy, how are you? Good evening.

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Get your speed pants on.

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Get your speed pants on and strap in or strap up.

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If you're that way inclined.

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Don't ever recline.

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Cause you might miss me.

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Shine.

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Like a light in the sky every night.

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Taking you into the twilight hours.

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It's all mine.

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We've got the stars too.

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Broadcasting live on network too.

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The old style RTE too.

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Before the recession.

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I'm not fessing anymore to the feds.

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Cause those cunts of dravus see your head roll.

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Onto the floor.

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Instead of opening doors for your man.

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Is that the best you can come up with?

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Is that the best you can come up with?

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Is that the best you can come up with?

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Number two.

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Is that the best you can come up with?

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Number two.

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Is that the best you can come up with?

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Number two.

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Don't you have a life?

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Don't you have a life?

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You hammered your mother.

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You hammered your mother.

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You hammered your mother.

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I was just looking through the manual there.

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There's a digital manual with all the games.

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That you play on the emulator on the PS3.

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Digital manual for all the games that you play on the emulator on your PS3.

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Resident Evil 1 had a little mission raccoon forest report.

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New members of the Alfred team arrive in Raccoon City late in the day.

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Green Schlug, thank you very much.

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Thank you.

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Congratulations to Yurti.

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Strange reports came in from locals about missing people and an unusual sighting of dog-like monsters.

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Dog-like monsters.

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The mangled remains of a woman hiker are fished out of the river.

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The river.

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The river of Babylon.

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I'm only messing, it wasn't the river of Babylon, it was the raccoon city river.

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The police report notes that something powerful had gotten a hold of her.

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Judging by the depth of the teeth marks, most likely a grizzly bear or wolf attack.

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Public demands police action.

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They want the entrance to the mountain road.

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Barricaded.

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Soon.

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Stars contacted.

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Stars informed that the hiker was part of a tourist group that had gone into the mountains a few days earlier.

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The Stars Bravo team joins the mountainside search for more hikers.

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Top secret.

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Top secret shit.

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Bravo team helicopter discovers a mansion.

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Engine fails.

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Helicopter goes down.

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Contact lost with the Bravo team now.

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Over mountains.

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Where are they gone?

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Barry Burton, Jill Valentine and Chris Redfield.

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Now he's dead, field.

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But he's not really.

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Barry Burton did die last night.

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We let him fucking die.

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Big style.

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Alpha team mission objectives are.

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Investigate for Coon Forest area.

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Done.

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Done skis.

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Done that.

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Locate Bravo team helicopter.

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Done skis.

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Done that.

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Locate and rescue Bravo team members.

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Not done.

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Bring the situation under control.

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I don't know.

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Maybe it'll be done.

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We'll see how we get on.

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Okay.

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We can move on now.

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We can move on.

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Mark Targon.

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How are you?

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Ninja.

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Paul K.

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Declan Schlug.

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James Nolan.

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Cam Layton.

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S. Casey.

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S. Casey.

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S. Casey.

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S. Casey.

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S. Casey.

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Hobnails.

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Thank you very much Hobnails.

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Chris Redfield is taking pictures of Amanda.

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Who the fuck is Amanda?

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Was it Amanda on Bravo team?

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Miss Barry to be fair.

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Thank you.

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I do miss Barry to be fair as well.

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Sorry, I thought your name was Miss Barry.

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I thought that's what you were getting at.

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Thank you very much though.

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Captain Cabinets, thank you very much.

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You're a good guy.

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At some stage, can you talk about some investigation you are doing?

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Love the show.

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Some investigation?

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I'm not doing an investigation.

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Thank you very much, Klimpipe.

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Appreciate it, Klimpipe.

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I have to say something, Klimpipe.

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You're a fucking legend.

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I wouldn't say that easily just about anyone.

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You hammered your hunter.

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You hammered your hunter.

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That's very nice of you.

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Thank you very much, you hammered.

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You hammered your mother.

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No.

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Anything in the works for the future, Mr. Keaton?

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Yeah, but I'm very slow at the moment.

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I just don't have the fucking...

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I don't have the gas in the tank the past few days for some reason.

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But I'm really impressed with Resident Evil 1 and the way that's holding up.

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I know that isn't primo stuff.

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But there will be stuff eventually.

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I just fucking...

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I don't know.

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You know yourself.

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Sometimes you're fucking feeling it.

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Other times you're not.

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We'll mix these herbs anyway.

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We'll see how we get on with herbs once they're mixed.

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Thanks, Mr. Keith.

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So this is a speedrun, guys.

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The thing about speedruns is you probably won't have a clue what that means.

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Because you're just dual public.

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You play the games the normal way.

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The way that you want to play them.

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Whereas I play them professionally.

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I play them on a live YouTube speedrun.

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And I don't...

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Hang around.

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I complete the game with finesse and style.

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And in such a manner that is so...

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It's so professional.

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I'm actually ahead of the game myself.

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Sorry, now.

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I'm just having a bit of a speed think.

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Slides.

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Where would you use the fucking slides?

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We'll keep them in the pouch anyway, just in case.

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Thank you very much, Anguish Panda.

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Thank you very much.

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And listen, I don't say this about everyone.

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But you're fucking mighty.

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I wouldn't say that about anyone.

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And you're a legend.

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James Leonard.

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Viper do slug Aaron again.

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How can I...

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James, thanks for your question, man.

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And Anaconda G, you're a fucking legend.

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Thank you very much.

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I wouldn't say that, Anaconda G, about anyone.

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Thanks so much.

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James.

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How can I do slug Aaron?

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You know as well as I do.

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That's fucking Tommy Schlug's baby.

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Like I can't...

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That bus is his Declan.

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And Davis Elvis.

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Thank you very much.

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Appreciate that, Davis Elvis.

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Thank you very much.

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You're a fucking legend.

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I won't say that lightly or about anyone else.

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Tommy runs that show.

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Tommy fucking runs that show.

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I can't muscle in on...

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If I started to do the bus driving...

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Best of luck.

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See you later.

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He'd never do another fucking stream again.

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Power.

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Switch.

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Now there was a room last night...

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That had poison in it.

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Fucking hell.

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We might take this guy's head off...

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Just because he's...

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Alright, he's alright.

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Look at this blood here.

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It's fucking red.

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I thought it was blood.

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It's not blood.

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I want to go down here now...

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But this guy...

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This...

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Buster here.

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Jordan B...

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Jordan P. Zombieson.

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Headless chicken now, hey.

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Should have gone to Specsavers.

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The zombies look like they stink.

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The zombies look like they stink.

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Which is a real testament to the graphical prowess and capabilities of the people at the time.

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Because if you can manufacture something that looks like it smells like a different sense...

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Then that's job done.

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Okay, so you need to cover these little ventines here.

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Little yellow ventines down at the bottom with these boxes.

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This is a speed run of course so we won't be dilly dallying.

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How the fuck am I going to... Oh, oh, ah, ah, hang on, hang on, hang on, hang on. Oh, for fuck's sake. This is a speed run now lads, we just need to go around this bed, get the hell out here.

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Hello to y'all, Max Darwin and Ninja and Dan, SRM, Cam Layton, Paul, Mitchell, Steve-O, Michael. Welcome to the stream.

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This requires a little bit of forethought.

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And... And...

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Right, okay, let me go up there.

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Oh, maybe I should have looked at the other hand.

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This is a bit of a speed run now, this kind of thing here. What I'm doing right there is she's pushing it, that's speed running. Just in case any of you aren't aware.

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Probably not. You're probably not. You're... You're play... You're used to playing averagely and playing poorly as well. Whereas me, I waste nothing.

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nothing it seems you could YouTube archives your streams sometimes for a

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while archives what you mean they're unlisted is that what you mean they're all are there

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all are archived as far as I know I wouldn't know anything about that I don't know what you're doing

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I don't know what you're talking about it's not on PC bad dub no it's um PlayStation 3 which emulates

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the PS1 and PS2 badly should I say because I tried to I ripped Dino Crisis from my original disc I got

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out the attic from the house and I tried to play it on this and it wouldn't work now put your hand in

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there have a reach in and see what there is an air shaft you want to get inside it I'll get inside

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that yeah will you mind my phone and my keys for me while I get inside this air shaft I've no otterbox on

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my phone I don't want the screen to get ruptured and damaged it's 1996 smartphones haven't been invented yet but you know what I mean oh body bags

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This place seems to be a morgue.

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I'm not frightened though because

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those body bags

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are hard

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drawn. They're drawn into the fucking thing

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so it's not like they're gonna come

272
00:18:29,640 --> 00:18:30,000
alive.

273
00:18:32,720 --> 00:18:33,160
Hey.

274
00:18:34,060 --> 00:18:35,640
Boxes of Cobra Toxin. Thank you

275
00:18:35,640 --> 00:18:37,800
very much. Thank you very, very much.

276
00:18:38,720 --> 00:18:39,760
Very, very kind.

277
00:18:41,100 --> 00:18:42,080
Very, very kind.

278
00:18:49,140 --> 00:18:59,300
They say humans are social animals. They can't live alone. But you can live pretty well by yourself.

279
00:19:02,580 --> 00:19:09,300
I tell you, instead of feeling alone in a group, it's better to have real solitude all by yourself.

280
00:19:22,120 --> 00:19:29,240
Boxes of Cobra Toxin. What's a crack? It's important me since day one. Pull out your sack and sit back.

281
00:19:33,160 --> 00:19:35,660
Whether you smoke weed, chase brown or toot rock.

282
00:19:37,420 --> 00:19:39,400
I'm coming at you like dicky rock.

283
00:19:39,780 --> 00:19:41,140
That's rhyming rock with rock.

284
00:19:41,560 --> 00:19:44,040
It's as hard to do as actual rock.

285
00:19:44,420 --> 00:19:47,380
The geological formations of this nation go back.

286
00:19:47,600 --> 00:19:49,920
Right back in time to the space station.

287
00:19:50,080 --> 00:19:52,720
Before the earth was a planet in its actual self.

288
00:19:53,500 --> 00:19:56,500
And we were all just fucking watching TV programs about an elf.

289
00:19:56,980 --> 00:19:58,400
Who was sat on a shelf.

290
00:19:59,420 --> 00:20:01,380
That's actually happening right now.

291
00:20:01,380 --> 00:20:04,100
It never happened before the big bang or anything.

292
00:20:04,820 --> 00:20:07,560
In fact the big bang must have been a big fucking ow.

293
00:20:08,320 --> 00:20:11,240
I wonder if anybody got caught up in that and was hurt.

294
00:20:12,680 --> 00:20:14,700
Or there probably wasn't.

295
00:20:14,740 --> 00:20:16,380
There probably wasn't even anyone alive then.

296
00:20:16,800 --> 00:20:18,020
Because it was the big bang.

297
00:20:20,480 --> 00:20:21,420
Thanks very much.

298
00:20:21,600 --> 00:20:22,740
Thanks very much though.

299
00:20:23,620 --> 00:20:24,540
It's very kind.

300
00:20:25,460 --> 00:20:27,800
And you do lots of wonders for my mind.

301
00:20:27,800 --> 00:20:29,380
Every time I play the game.

302
00:20:29,540 --> 00:20:30,760
Feeling insane.

303
00:20:30,980 --> 00:20:32,420
Doing mad speed runs.

304
00:20:32,980 --> 00:20:34,260
Go down the bakery in the morning.

305
00:20:34,400 --> 00:20:35,940
Get me a batch of fresh buns.

306
00:20:37,140 --> 00:20:38,580
Put some butter on it.

307
00:20:38,800 --> 00:20:39,880
A nice slice of ham.

308
00:20:40,220 --> 00:20:41,320
And then you're gonna be on it.

309
00:20:41,380 --> 00:20:44,200
All the way forward to 5pm and dinner comes.

310
00:20:45,060 --> 00:20:45,940
What's for dinner mother?

311
00:20:46,020 --> 00:20:47,060
I'm rum in my tongue.

312
00:20:48,700 --> 00:20:50,220
Eggs and puddings and beans.

313
00:20:51,420 --> 00:20:52,620
You know what that means.

314
00:20:52,620 --> 00:20:54,620
I'm spitting pure fire every day.

315
00:20:54,800 --> 00:20:55,660
24-7.

316
00:20:55,740 --> 00:20:56,500
3-6-9.

317
00:20:58,860 --> 00:21:00,920
Don't come at me when I'm on fire okay.

318
00:21:01,300 --> 00:21:02,300
Just call 999.

319
00:21:05,500 --> 00:21:08,200
That wasn't a fucking bad one for the last line actually.

320
00:21:09,060 --> 00:21:09,360
That was.

321
00:21:10,760 --> 00:21:11,440
I'm not.

322
00:21:11,500 --> 00:21:13,140
I'm not trying to blow my own trumpet.

323
00:21:13,260 --> 00:21:15,080
But the last line was actually worked.

324
00:21:15,160 --> 00:21:15,920
Worked out well.

325
00:21:17,000 --> 00:21:19,120
Did I rhyme 9 with 9 though?

326
00:21:21,500 --> 00:21:22,100
Fuck no.

327
00:21:22,180 --> 00:21:24,020
I rhyme 369 with 9.

328
00:21:24,160 --> 00:21:24,520
Fuck it.

329
00:21:25,100 --> 00:21:26,240
How are you Jimmy Jusus?

330
00:21:28,060 --> 00:21:29,900
And what have we got here now?

331
00:21:31,100 --> 00:21:32,980
A passcode output machine.

332
00:21:33,820 --> 00:21:35,420
Back to the dissonant soundtrack.

333
00:21:35,640 --> 00:21:36,520
Thank you very much as well.

334
00:21:36,600 --> 00:21:37,420
Dissonant soundtrack.

335
00:21:37,880 --> 00:21:38,900
Giving you the creeps.

336
00:21:41,000 --> 00:21:43,200
So now we need to go and get the MO disc for that.

337
00:21:49,880 --> 00:21:52,480
Yeah they were saying there's going to be another recession on the way.

338
00:21:53,320 --> 00:21:54,680
But is that bollocks or is it?

339
00:21:56,060 --> 00:21:59,080
Is it shit talk or is it spook talk?

340
00:22:04,680 --> 00:22:05,040
Now.

341
00:22:05,760 --> 00:22:06,240
Hang on.

342
00:22:08,240 --> 00:22:09,520
Where the fuck am I going now?

343
00:22:09,520 --> 00:22:11,460
Okay.

344
00:22:25,900 --> 00:22:28,300
Glockenspiel once we get in here and you know you're safe.

345
00:22:32,640 --> 00:22:33,000
Richard.

346
00:22:33,120 --> 00:22:34,120
Thank you very much Richard.

347
00:22:38,760 --> 00:22:39,660
Thank you very much.

348
00:22:39,880 --> 00:22:40,660
Appreciate that man.

349
00:22:41,400 --> 00:22:41,640
Now.

350
00:22:41,880 --> 00:22:43,500
The magnums in the safe.

351
00:22:44,280 --> 00:22:46,260
The magnums in the freezer so they don't melt.

352
00:22:47,280 --> 00:22:48,380
Keep the slide there.

353
00:22:51,140 --> 00:22:52,560
MO disc is what we're after.

354
00:22:58,760 --> 00:22:59,500
Stair chicken.

355
00:22:59,620 --> 00:23:00,300
Thank you very much.

356
00:23:02,520 --> 00:23:03,800
Chicken licking is after you.

357
00:23:03,800 --> 00:23:09,700
Shout out to Darren eating his cornflakes watching the stream.

358
00:23:10,480 --> 00:23:11,580
Nice cold.

359
00:23:12,080 --> 00:23:13,100
Ice cold milk.

360
00:23:13,880 --> 00:23:15,820
Drenched all over those cornflakes.

361
00:23:17,620 --> 00:23:18,480
Fucking eggs.

362
00:23:18,860 --> 00:23:19,560
And puddings.

363
00:23:19,720 --> 00:23:20,580
And fucking memes.

364
00:23:25,580 --> 00:23:27,340
I didn't need to go through this way now.

365
00:23:27,340 --> 00:23:27,740
But I...

366
00:23:27,740 --> 00:23:28,260
Oh fuck.

367
00:23:28,260 --> 00:23:29,580
I don't have to go through there again.

368
00:23:30,040 --> 00:23:31,100
Go back through that door.

369
00:23:32,300 --> 00:23:34,140
Why did the bother making you do all that?

370
00:23:34,680 --> 00:23:37,240
Go for that fucking shaft business.

371
00:23:37,540 --> 00:23:38,620
And you could have just gone through the door.

372
00:23:38,700 --> 00:23:40,340
I suppose it just prolongs the game.

373
00:23:41,280 --> 00:23:43,960
But it's a speed run so we shouldn't dilly dally anyway.

374
00:23:44,100 --> 00:23:45,760
We'll get through these and we'll make it through.

375
00:23:46,140 --> 00:23:49,420
I'm excited to say the least about the tyrant coming up.

376
00:23:49,500 --> 00:23:49,680
You know?

377
00:23:52,680 --> 00:23:55,260
These naked zombies keep regenerating themselves.

378
00:24:05,820 --> 00:24:06,220
Yep.

379
00:24:06,760 --> 00:24:07,200
Yep.

380
00:24:07,200 --> 00:24:32,920
Hi everyone.

381
00:24:32,920 --> 00:24:34,120
This is Jordan B. Peterson.

382
00:24:34,300 --> 00:24:34,900
Your father.

383
00:24:34,900 --> 00:24:38,660
Hello.

384
00:24:38,940 --> 00:24:39,840
I am your father.

385
00:24:40,000 --> 00:24:41,740
This is your father Jordan B. Peterson.

386
00:24:42,260 --> 00:24:44,400
And this is Passcode 2.

387
00:24:46,300 --> 00:24:47,660
What are you doing watching this?

388
00:24:47,720 --> 00:24:48,820
Why aren't you cleaning your room?

389
00:24:49,940 --> 00:24:50,740
Passcode 2.

390
00:24:52,020 --> 00:24:53,620
Genesis 2227.

391
00:24:53,860 --> 00:24:55,080
Passages from the Bible.

392
00:24:56,040 --> 00:24:57,800
You wouldn't know it because you never read a book.

393
00:24:58,740 --> 00:25:02,740
Too busy staring at the stupid machine in the corner of the room.

394
00:25:02,740 --> 00:25:03,880
Feeding you lies.

395
00:25:04,660 --> 00:25:05,800
Lies all the time.

396
00:25:09,760 --> 00:25:10,860
Get the Bible.

397
00:25:11,020 --> 00:25:11,400
Read it.

398
00:25:12,400 --> 00:25:13,560
Think about what it says.

399
00:25:14,520 --> 00:25:15,520
Become a man.

400
00:25:17,920 --> 00:25:19,160
I will surely bless you.

401
00:25:19,160 --> 00:25:20,180
I will surely bless you.

402
00:25:20,180 --> 00:25:25,960
And make your descendants as numerous as the stars in the sky.

403
00:25:25,960 --> 00:25:26,700
And as the sand on the sea.

404
00:25:26,700 --> 00:25:29,920
And as the sand on the sea shore.

405
00:25:31,060 --> 00:25:35,180
Your descendants will take possessions of the cities of their enemies.

406
00:25:35,820 --> 00:25:37,580
Genesis 2217.

407
00:25:38,020 --> 00:25:40,500
Or a reading from the Holy Gospel.

408
00:25:40,660 --> 00:25:41,660
According to me.

409
00:25:41,920 --> 00:25:42,680
Your father.

410
00:25:43,000 --> 00:25:44,220
Jordan B. Peterson.

411
00:25:45,220 --> 00:25:46,080
Mommy's gone.

412
00:25:46,080 --> 00:25:48,140
I am your daddy now.

413
00:25:48,140 --> 00:25:50,200
Clean your room.

414
00:25:50,580 --> 00:25:51,760
Get a job.

415
00:25:52,760 --> 00:25:53,900
And love me.

416
00:25:53,900 --> 00:25:53,900
And love me.

417
00:25:55,020 --> 00:25:57,700
The way I always wanted to be loved.

418
00:25:59,500 --> 00:26:01,060
I love you.

419
00:26:01,540 --> 00:26:02,340
Okay Jordan.

420
00:26:02,420 --> 00:26:03,240
Thanks very much.

421
00:26:03,500 --> 00:26:04,180
Thanks for that.

422
00:26:05,860 --> 00:26:07,560
Kind of got a bit emotional there.

423
00:26:08,380 --> 00:26:10,080
I'm kind of a bit worried as well.

424
00:26:10,180 --> 00:26:12,140
Because he does have a lot of time for us.

425
00:26:12,280 --> 00:26:13,380
And the game itself.

426
00:26:13,580 --> 00:26:13,760
You know.

427
00:26:13,800 --> 00:26:16,960
He's a big exponent of the Resident Evil world and culture.

428
00:26:17,260 --> 00:26:17,600
In fact.

429
00:26:17,840 --> 00:26:18,640
Jordan B. Peterson.

430
00:26:19,080 --> 00:26:19,860
Little known fact.

431
00:26:20,860 --> 00:26:22,020
Did complete the game.

432
00:26:22,960 --> 00:26:23,400
First.

433
00:26:23,520 --> 00:26:24,560
Before anybody else.

434
00:26:24,640 --> 00:26:26,140
In the western world that is.

435
00:26:26,400 --> 00:26:28,960
Obviously the Japanese had to clock the fucking thing first.

436
00:26:29,040 --> 00:26:30,220
Because it was released there first.

437
00:26:31,400 --> 00:26:31,840
But.

438
00:26:33,980 --> 00:26:37,120
JP has a great place in his massive heart.

439
00:26:37,340 --> 00:26:37,940
For this game.

440
00:26:44,000 --> 00:26:46,060
He wrote a book on Resi as well.

441
00:26:46,420 --> 00:26:47,040
Thomas Flynn.

442
00:26:47,180 --> 00:26:47,820
Are you serious?

443
00:26:49,560 --> 00:26:50,040
Wow.

444
00:26:58,520 --> 00:27:01,700
He was named after Katie Price's alter ego.

445
00:27:04,400 --> 00:27:07,880
Was Katie Price Jordan because of the team Jordan.

446
00:27:08,100 --> 00:27:08,460
And Eddie.

447
00:27:08,620 --> 00:27:09,600
Which is Eddie Jordan.

448
00:27:09,940 --> 00:27:12,180
So part of the reason Katie Price was Jordan.

449
00:27:12,320 --> 00:27:13,460
Was because of Eddie Jordan.

450
00:27:14,740 --> 00:27:15,620
If so.

451
00:27:16,200 --> 00:27:17,100
It's fucking mental.

452
00:27:17,100 --> 00:27:34,140
Now, do I... I can't go back up there again. Can I... can I go back that way again? Sorry, I'm trying to think here. Wrong way. I'm gonna have to go around here now and fucking blast these lads into Kingdom Come.

453
00:27:34,140 --> 00:28:00,540
Come. JVP chipped my PS1 back in 99. You could play all the fucking games before they arrived in Europe as well.

454
00:28:00,540 --> 00:28:11,180
What's the fucking point of this now? Switch, will you push it? There's no reaction again. No power.

455
00:28:26,360 --> 00:28:29,280
Uh-oh. Uh-oh. The fuck's that?

456
00:28:29,280 --> 00:28:38,860
What? Not the radio.

457
00:28:48,500 --> 00:28:49,860
What the fuck is that, man?

458
00:28:49,860 --> 00:29:00,880
What's he doing?

459
00:29:03,360 --> 00:29:04,720
Fucking trapeze, is it?

460
00:29:07,000 --> 00:29:07,560
Yes!

461
00:29:08,340 --> 00:29:08,960
Yes!

462
00:29:09,440 --> 00:29:34,860
He's got fucking worms crawling out of him, maggots and shit. Are those the shells? Are those the shells? Shotgun shells, is it?

463
00:29:34,860 --> 00:29:44,440
Fucking hell. I think that was better than, uh... than the liquor in Resident Evil 2.

464
00:29:48,360 --> 00:29:52,940
Bit of shteen going on here in Planet Quad Core. Gotta move fast.

465
00:30:02,460 --> 00:30:02,960
Oh no.

466
00:30:02,960 --> 00:30:02,960
Oh no.

467
00:30:07,960 --> 00:30:12,320
Just don't waste any shells. Let them come for you. Drop down.

468
00:30:15,360 --> 00:30:16,720
Come on. Drop dead Fred.

469
00:30:19,020 --> 00:30:20,460
Fucking deeply dippy, man.

470
00:30:23,580 --> 00:30:24,540
On the catwalk.

471
00:30:25,660 --> 00:30:26,760
That's on the catwalk now.

472
00:30:27,880 --> 00:30:28,720
Claw handler.

473
00:30:32,720 --> 00:30:34,740
Oh, I need to pick an ammo thing here.

474
00:30:35,500 --> 00:30:36,480
Moe Molem disc.

475
00:30:37,100 --> 00:30:39,160
We need to go back and get the Moe Molem disc.

476
00:30:39,400 --> 00:30:40,900
There's two of these books here as well.

477
00:30:41,680 --> 00:30:45,360
If we can find more shells, that would be handy enough.

478
00:30:45,360 --> 00:31:05,860
Watch out! There's a fucking fighter jet coming down! We'll get off!

479
00:31:08,980 --> 00:31:10,040
Sorry about that, guys.

480
00:31:12,040 --> 00:31:13,380
Welcome to the show, though.

481
00:31:26,380 --> 00:31:26,900
Fuck.

482
00:31:32,540 --> 00:31:33,680
First aid, is it?

483
00:31:33,680 --> 00:31:44,800
We're not using any herbs on this one today because we don't want to fucking cheat.

484
00:31:47,020 --> 00:31:49,100
So we'll just do this here.

485
00:31:49,520 --> 00:31:50,340
Put them into us.

486
00:31:50,560 --> 00:31:51,820
And then we're back to fine on that.

487
00:31:52,520 --> 00:31:53,980
We'll be sticking fucking herb.

488
00:31:54,100 --> 00:31:56,120
And the Moe Molem disc into the box as well.

489
00:31:56,280 --> 00:31:56,920
Should be okay.

490
00:31:58,800 --> 00:31:59,680
Should be alright.

491
00:32:02,060 --> 00:32:02,720
Moe Molem.

492
00:32:03,120 --> 00:32:03,720
Moe Molem.

493
00:32:04,060 --> 00:32:04,680
Moe Molem.

494
00:32:04,900 --> 00:32:05,380
There we go.

495
00:32:06,240 --> 00:32:06,940
Peace process.

496
00:32:07,760 --> 00:32:09,400
Entire fucking documents.

497
00:32:10,200 --> 00:32:14,760
The entire dossier of the Good Friday Agreement is on that Moe Molem disc.

498
00:32:16,060 --> 00:32:17,720
And a load of JPEGs as well.

499
00:32:19,720 --> 00:32:20,980
David Trimble.

500
00:32:20,980 --> 00:32:23,980
Ian Paisley.

501
00:32:25,800 --> 00:32:26,580
Tony Blair.

502
00:32:28,140 --> 00:32:28,820
Bertie Ahern.

503
00:32:30,720 --> 00:32:31,480
The IRA.

504
00:32:33,380 --> 00:32:34,180
The UDA.

505
00:32:35,860 --> 00:32:36,780
The UVF.

506
00:32:38,380 --> 00:32:39,340
The INLA.

507
00:32:43,100 --> 00:32:47,120
And loads of other parties just shaking hands and going, it's all going to be sound now.

508
00:32:49,780 --> 00:32:50,220
JPEGs.

509
00:32:53,020 --> 00:32:55,020
Fucking JPEGs are class, aren't they?

510
00:33:00,260 --> 00:33:00,920
Wrong room.

511
00:33:06,160 --> 00:33:08,320
I think JPEGs are fucking deadly.

512
00:33:08,320 --> 00:33:15,740
Shawnee boy.

513
00:33:15,860 --> 00:33:16,520
Thank you very much.

514
00:33:21,660 --> 00:33:22,580
Thank you very much.

515
00:33:28,800 --> 00:33:30,500
I need to fucking move fast here.

516
00:33:32,500 --> 00:33:34,320
Might get fucking...

517
00:33:34,320 --> 00:33:36,340
Swingballed by Deeply Dippy.

518
00:33:36,340 --> 00:33:39,280
And Moe Molem.

519
00:33:39,440 --> 00:33:40,180
Thank you very much.

520
00:33:45,740 --> 00:33:47,040
These are rubbish, these guys.

521
00:33:47,560 --> 00:33:48,120
Oh, they aren't.

522
00:33:48,480 --> 00:33:49,060
Actually good.

523
00:33:49,240 --> 00:33:50,440
They're actually not rubbish.

524
00:33:50,880 --> 00:33:51,260
Fuck.

525
00:34:00,760 --> 00:34:01,640
Oh, God.

526
00:34:01,880 --> 00:34:02,580
Grimbo Jones.

527
00:34:02,680 --> 00:34:03,460
Thank you very much.

528
00:34:04,460 --> 00:34:04,860
Fuck.

529
00:34:04,860 --> 00:34:07,480
These guys are going to kill me.

530
00:34:09,320 --> 00:34:10,700
These guys are going to kill me.

531
00:34:17,400 --> 00:34:17,880
Fergal.

532
00:34:18,300 --> 00:34:19,560
Fergal Marr.

533
00:34:22,320 --> 00:34:23,400
Fergal Marr.

534
00:34:23,500 --> 00:34:25,680
Thank you very much, Fergal Marr.

535
00:34:27,060 --> 00:34:28,220
Loving the streams.

536
00:34:28,600 --> 00:34:30,520
Hong Kong City song at the end.

537
00:34:30,760 --> 00:34:31,960
If you think of it, man.

538
00:34:32,320 --> 00:34:32,760
Sound.

539
00:34:33,260 --> 00:34:33,980
Well, Connor.

540
00:34:36,980 --> 00:34:37,340
Alright.

541
00:34:39,720 --> 00:34:40,500
Got that wrong.

542
00:34:40,600 --> 00:34:40,760
Sorry.

543
00:34:40,880 --> 00:34:42,340
Preempted Connor McArdle.

544
00:34:42,900 --> 00:34:44,100
I meant to say Fergal.

545
00:34:45,060 --> 00:34:46,000
Well, Fergal.

546
00:34:46,560 --> 00:34:50,120
Just you wait and see what JBP is cooking.

547
00:34:50,520 --> 00:34:52,860
Can you smell what JBP is cooking?

548
00:34:53,720 --> 00:34:55,420
And as for you, Connor McArdle,

549
00:34:55,820 --> 00:34:56,760
just you wait.

550
00:34:57,480 --> 00:34:59,480
Just you wait until I get a hold of you.

551
00:35:00,260 --> 00:35:01,640
I'm going to ring sense.

552
00:35:02,960 --> 00:35:03,720
I'm going to ring sense.

553
00:35:03,720 --> 00:35:04,780
I'm going to ring sense into you.

554
00:35:06,100 --> 00:35:08,100
Thank you very much again, Sean.

555
00:35:10,560 --> 00:35:11,420
Where is Eddie?

556
00:35:11,540 --> 00:35:12,140
I don't know.

557
00:35:12,340 --> 00:35:13,920
Where's your room, Sean?

558
00:35:14,840 --> 00:35:16,680
Where the hell is your goddamn room?

559
00:35:17,480 --> 00:35:18,260
This is daddy.

560
00:35:18,460 --> 00:35:19,880
Daddy is speaking to you.

561
00:35:19,880 --> 00:35:26,340
Well, well, well.

562
00:35:26,660 --> 00:35:27,660
Kristen Reed.

563
00:35:27,880 --> 00:35:29,520
The duality of man.

564
00:35:30,620 --> 00:35:32,140
How are you, Kristen Reed?

565
00:35:32,980 --> 00:35:35,480
I'd like to say on behalf of Francis Higgins,

566
00:35:35,560 --> 00:35:36,660
thank you very much.

567
00:35:37,300 --> 00:35:38,480
But I can't say that

568
00:35:38,480 --> 00:35:40,100
because I am JBP

569
00:35:40,100 --> 00:35:43,220
and I am very disappointed in everybody here.

570
00:35:44,020 --> 00:35:45,240
Especially you, Neil.

571
00:35:47,320 --> 00:35:48,260
Especially you.

572
00:35:50,760 --> 00:35:52,000
Thank you very much.

573
00:35:53,400 --> 00:35:54,760
The boom is back.

574
00:35:56,060 --> 00:35:57,040
Thank you, Kristen.

575
00:35:57,540 --> 00:35:58,380
Thank you, Sean.

576
00:35:58,520 --> 00:35:58,940
Connor.

577
00:35:59,120 --> 00:35:59,500
Fergal.

578
00:35:59,660 --> 00:36:00,160
Grimbo.

579
00:36:00,160 --> 00:36:01,520
Mo Mollum.

580
00:36:02,100 --> 00:36:03,520
The Good Friday Agreement.

581
00:36:04,560 --> 00:36:06,400
Regular exercise at the gym.

582
00:36:07,240 --> 00:36:07,860
UTV.

583
00:36:08,880 --> 00:36:10,100
Julian Simmons.

584
00:36:11,360 --> 00:36:12,500
Father figures.

585
00:36:12,500 --> 00:36:17,480
Jerry Adams.

586
00:36:19,040 --> 00:36:21,500
My beard was based on Jerry Adams'.

587
00:36:22,180 --> 00:36:25,940
He once gave me an apple

588
00:36:25,940 --> 00:36:27,500
and I joked lightheartedly,

589
00:36:28,620 --> 00:36:28,980
Jerry,

590
00:36:29,520 --> 00:36:31,860
looks like I'm holding your Adams apple.

591
00:36:33,440 --> 00:36:34,480
He said something

592
00:36:34,480 --> 00:36:36,500
in a Northern Irish accent

593
00:36:37,020 --> 00:36:39,500
which was indecipherable to me.

594
00:36:40,300 --> 00:36:41,340
I simply said,

595
00:36:42,140 --> 00:36:42,640
See you later.

596
00:36:42,700 --> 00:36:43,780
I got a book to write.

597
00:36:44,900 --> 00:36:46,940
I drove away fast and hard

598
00:36:46,940 --> 00:36:48,680
in my Porsche 911.

599
00:36:49,480 --> 00:36:49,980
Bye.

600
00:36:54,120 --> 00:36:56,120
Genesis 22, 18.

601
00:36:57,580 --> 00:36:59,240
And through your offspring,

602
00:36:59,880 --> 00:37:01,380
all nations on earth

603
00:37:01,380 --> 00:37:02,740
will be blessed

604
00:37:02,740 --> 00:37:04,460
because you have obeyed me.

605
00:37:04,460 --> 00:37:05,300
Because you have obeyed me.

606
00:37:05,900 --> 00:37:07,380
Me, your father.

607
00:37:08,240 --> 00:37:09,940
Never besmirch my name.

608
00:37:10,160 --> 00:37:12,540
Always respect what I do.

609
00:37:13,060 --> 00:37:13,360
Why?

610
00:37:13,960 --> 00:37:15,780
Because you are this to me.

611
00:37:16,620 --> 00:37:18,400
A tiny speck of dust

612
00:37:18,400 --> 00:37:22,480
clasped hard between my index finger

613
00:37:22,480 --> 00:37:23,600
and my thumb.

614
00:37:25,600 --> 00:37:27,820
I like to make many points.

615
00:37:27,820 --> 00:37:29,000
One of them.

616
00:37:29,000 --> 00:37:29,060
One of them.

617
00:37:29,060 --> 00:37:30,800
One of them.

618
00:37:30,800 --> 00:37:31,840
One of them is this.

619
00:37:32,940 --> 00:37:35,240
Sweet Caroline.

620
00:37:36,660 --> 00:37:40,000
Good times ever seem to leave.

621
00:37:40,600 --> 00:37:42,340
I be inclined.

622
00:37:47,140 --> 00:37:49,120
What do you think of my singing voice?

623
00:37:53,260 --> 00:37:54,440
Go fuck yourself.

624
00:37:54,980 --> 00:37:56,160
Yeah, thanks very much, Jordan.

625
00:37:56,200 --> 00:37:57,040
You can fuck off now.

626
00:37:57,160 --> 00:37:58,060
There's no need for that.

627
00:37:58,800 --> 00:37:59,120
Jordan.

628
00:38:00,120 --> 00:38:01,620
There's no need for that.

629
00:38:02,860 --> 00:38:04,300
Just like to apologize there

630
00:38:04,300 --> 00:38:05,460
on behalf of the stream, everyone.

631
00:38:05,560 --> 00:38:07,360
I didn't realize he was gonna insult you.

632
00:38:09,260 --> 00:38:10,280
What's wrong with him?

633
00:38:10,780 --> 00:38:12,480
What the fuck is wrong with people?

634
00:38:17,520 --> 00:38:18,740
Thank you very much, everyone.

635
00:38:18,860 --> 00:38:19,360
Oh, fuck.

636
00:38:19,740 --> 00:38:20,200
Oh, no.

637
00:38:22,040 --> 00:38:23,980
Jill's getting fucking Maria Walsh'd.

638
00:38:24,820 --> 00:38:25,220
Run.

639
00:38:25,220 --> 00:38:34,400
What the fuck?

640
00:38:38,340 --> 00:38:39,100
Oh, no.

641
00:38:39,720 --> 00:38:41,720
We gotta get back to the herb room.

642
00:38:43,860 --> 00:38:45,820
We might have time to have a look around here.

643
00:38:46,740 --> 00:38:48,740
But there could be a few of those...

644
00:38:48,740 --> 00:38:49,640
Those lads.

645
00:38:54,860 --> 00:38:55,620
Hanging around.

646
00:38:58,180 --> 00:38:58,480
Oh!

647
00:38:59,280 --> 00:38:59,640
No!

648
00:39:00,640 --> 00:39:00,900
No!

649
00:39:00,900 --> 00:39:00,900
No!

650
00:39:20,900 --> 00:39:21,420
Insane.

651
00:39:21,420 --> 00:39:28,100
Yay TV.

652
00:39:28,100 --> 00:39:28,300
Yay TV.

653
00:39:28,700 --> 00:39:29,980
TV for yay.

654
00:39:31,240 --> 00:39:32,260
Thank you very much.

655
00:39:39,060 --> 00:39:40,200
Oh, my God.

656
00:39:43,920 --> 00:39:45,020
Jimmy, how are you?

657
00:39:46,220 --> 00:39:47,380
Thank you very much.

658
00:39:51,700 --> 00:39:53,400
Jimmy's some man altogether, isn't he?

659
00:39:53,760 --> 00:39:54,380
Jimmy Crystal.

660
00:39:58,160 --> 00:40:00,780
I hope you weren't put off there by JB, Jim.

661
00:40:02,000 --> 00:40:04,160
He's in a fucking bit of an emotional state.

662
00:40:04,500 --> 00:40:05,820
You know, he'll go from...

663
00:40:05,820 --> 00:40:08,820
He'll go from wishing Connor Mercadal...

664
00:40:08,820 --> 00:40:09,820
Thank you very much.

665
00:40:10,260 --> 00:40:13,820
He'll go from wishing Connor, thanks very much, to just singing Sweet Caroline.

666
00:40:14,320 --> 00:40:15,800
To telling everybody to fuck off.

667
00:40:21,420 --> 00:40:23,360
How's things from all the lads in Belfast?

668
00:40:23,440 --> 00:40:23,860
Says Connor.

669
00:40:24,060 --> 00:40:24,940
Not too bad.

670
00:40:25,460 --> 00:40:27,760
Big bag of Good Friday agreement with the lads.

671
00:40:29,360 --> 00:40:29,920
Brainthoom.

672
00:40:34,380 --> 00:40:35,880
Thank you very much, Brainthoom.

673
00:40:36,200 --> 00:40:37,720
You have a chip on your shoulder, Brain.

674
00:40:38,340 --> 00:40:39,820
But at least it's not a bag of thumbs.

675
00:40:48,000 --> 00:40:49,300
Jordan B. Peterson.

676
00:40:49,640 --> 00:40:49,880
In...

677
00:40:49,880 --> 00:40:50,480
Unhinged.

678
00:40:51,300 --> 00:40:52,020
Oh, my God.

679
00:40:53,160 --> 00:40:54,100
Fucking Jordan...

680
00:40:54,100 --> 00:40:55,660
Jordan B. donation, man.

681
00:40:57,280 --> 00:40:58,460
Fucking pure...

682
00:40:58,460 --> 00:41:00,580
Sweet, sweet, sweet Jordan B.

683
00:41:03,280 --> 00:41:04,300
Can't believe it, man.

684
00:41:05,220 --> 00:41:05,420
Mm.

685
00:41:05,680 --> 00:41:06,020
Mm.

686
00:41:06,020 --> 00:41:06,020
Mm.

687
00:41:07,020 --> 00:41:07,380
Mm.

688
00:41:07,840 --> 00:41:08,040
Mm.

689
00:41:08,460 --> 00:41:08,680
Mm.

690
00:41:08,900 --> 00:41:09,420
What?

691
00:41:09,800 --> 00:41:10,100
Huh?

692
00:41:10,440 --> 00:41:10,680
Huh?

693
00:41:11,000 --> 00:41:11,380
What?

694
00:41:11,780 --> 00:41:12,080
Huh?

695
00:41:12,340 --> 00:41:13,040
Can't hear you.

696
00:41:13,180 --> 00:41:13,360
Huh?

697
00:41:13,540 --> 00:41:14,500
Speak up, you cunt.

698
00:41:14,700 --> 00:41:14,900
Huh?

699
00:41:15,080 --> 00:41:15,380
What?

700
00:41:15,760 --> 00:41:16,000
Who?

701
00:41:16,380 --> 00:41:16,680
Me?

702
00:41:17,080 --> 00:41:17,300
You?

703
00:41:17,660 --> 00:41:18,760
What's going on?

704
00:41:18,860 --> 00:41:20,440
I don't know anymore.

705
00:41:21,580 --> 00:41:23,160
Dr. Didsy, what's the score?

706
00:41:23,420 --> 00:41:24,700
Thank you very much, G.

707
00:41:25,960 --> 00:41:28,440
Hanging out on a Tuesday, Thursday night.

708
00:41:28,700 --> 00:41:29,920
Feeling kind of alright.

709
00:41:30,940 --> 00:41:33,180
Dr. Didsy comes swinging through the hidzy.

710
00:41:33,920 --> 00:41:36,340
Hinges coming off the motherfucking door, Z.

711
00:41:39,440 --> 00:41:40,660
Let's have some more, Z.

712
00:41:40,900 --> 00:41:44,080
I want to say thanks so much to you and Jimmy Braitham.

713
00:41:46,160 --> 00:41:49,020
Can I get a shout-out to myself?

714
00:41:49,140 --> 00:41:51,140
Says Dr. Didsy, of course you can.

715
00:41:51,260 --> 00:41:54,220
You're not a little elf on the shelf anymore, man.

716
00:41:54,720 --> 00:42:02,160
25 Bean says that man is going into the record history books with a little chill hop mix.

717
00:42:02,840 --> 00:42:06,160
Mixed up by your man, the snake man.

718
00:42:06,500 --> 00:42:07,500
The snake man.

719
00:42:08,500 --> 00:42:12,180
Wrap, wrap, wrap, wrap, wrap, wrap, wrap, wrap, till I can't wrap no more.

720
00:42:12,180 --> 00:42:13,220
Until you leave.

721
00:42:13,980 --> 00:42:16,440
Walking out the door saying I want my money back.

722
00:42:16,540 --> 00:42:18,440
That snake, he can't wrap for shit.

723
00:42:18,740 --> 00:42:20,760
Give me a little bag so I can sniff it.

724
00:42:21,200 --> 00:42:22,360
Give me a little bag.

725
00:42:23,060 --> 00:42:24,220
So I can lift it.

726
00:42:24,280 --> 00:42:25,180
Give me a little bag.

727
00:42:25,360 --> 00:42:27,800
So I can put all my goodies inside.

728
00:42:28,680 --> 00:42:33,600
It's going to be a bag for life that I bought from Little for my wife.

729
00:42:33,780 --> 00:42:37,380
She says he wants to use it to put all the shopping and messengers in.

730
00:42:38,000 --> 00:42:42,580
Especially that big biscuit tin that you bought with the money that Didsy gave you.

731
00:42:43,720 --> 00:42:44,840
USA Biscuits.

732
00:42:44,940 --> 00:42:46,340
You best behave yourself.

733
00:42:46,480 --> 00:42:47,260
Behave yourself.

734
00:42:47,400 --> 00:42:48,020
Behave yourself.

735
00:42:50,240 --> 00:42:52,320
Jimmy, thanks so much.

736
00:42:54,920 --> 00:42:57,580
You're sweet and tender to the touch.

737
00:43:00,460 --> 00:43:06,760
And the boxes of cobra toxin injected into myself.

738
00:43:06,880 --> 00:43:08,560
I'm going to start boxing soon.

739
00:43:08,660 --> 00:43:10,560
With all the cobra toxin in my veins.

740
00:43:10,700 --> 00:43:13,180
Nobody can touch me because I'm insane.

741
00:43:13,960 --> 00:43:16,120
Viper Higgins going insane.

742
00:43:16,660 --> 00:43:20,160
Thanks to all those donations in the pain.

743
00:43:23,120 --> 00:43:25,900
Another lovely little beat for your ears.

744
00:43:26,260 --> 00:43:29,160
Sit back, relax and listen for the next 10 years.

745
00:43:29,280 --> 00:43:30,680
I'm never going to go anywhere.

746
00:43:31,040 --> 00:43:34,100
Going to wrap you all into the fucking next millennia.

747
00:43:36,920 --> 00:43:38,500
The year 2000.

748
00:43:39,520 --> 00:43:39,960
999.

749
00:43:41,020 --> 00:43:42,940
And it's fucking 5 to 12.

750
00:43:42,940 --> 00:43:44,820
Are you still feeling okay, everyone?

751
00:43:45,300 --> 00:43:45,640
Yeah.

752
00:43:46,260 --> 00:43:49,640
Have you got your fucking irradiation pills and everything?

753
00:43:50,420 --> 00:43:50,860
Yeah.

754
00:43:51,460 --> 00:43:51,820
Good.

755
00:43:51,900 --> 00:43:52,640
You best take them.

756
00:43:53,040 --> 00:43:57,320
Because we're all still fucked from the bomb that went off there 50 years ago.

757
00:43:59,640 --> 00:44:01,840
But the new millennium is upon us.

758
00:44:01,840 --> 00:44:03,720
And it's going to be good.

759
00:44:03,800 --> 00:44:05,200
Watch out for the millennium bug.

760
00:44:10,960 --> 00:44:16,120
Iodine, iodine, iodine, iodine, iodine, iodine, iodine, iodine.

761
00:44:17,460 --> 00:44:18,760
Mix with Mr. Sheen.

762
00:44:20,400 --> 00:44:23,660
Stick it in a pipe, you'll be feeling alright tonight.

763
00:44:24,500 --> 00:44:27,880
Inhale those lovely iodine, Mr. Sheen fumes.

764
00:44:29,180 --> 00:44:33,280
And afterwards we can go and polish your living room TV set.

765
00:44:34,840 --> 00:44:36,060
With your breath.

766
00:44:37,880 --> 00:44:38,440
Alright.

767
00:44:38,440 --> 00:44:39,440
Alright.

768
00:44:47,740 --> 00:44:54,340
This is playing with fucking fire now because if we go back into the rat trap, we're gonna get sliced.

769
00:44:55,080 --> 00:44:59,220
This goes out to all the 90s slicer rat traps out there.

770
00:45:00,080 --> 00:45:04,920
Whether you were listening to Mary Robinson, Rap Blackjack.

771
00:45:08,080 --> 00:45:15,840
During the bewitched breakdown superset or whether you're just like me hanging out on watching TV 3 before it was invented

772
00:45:16,180 --> 00:45:19,340
playing with my Tamagotchi in the corner of the room. Oh

773
00:45:20,800 --> 00:45:22,800
No, it's a dead end

774
00:45:29,320 --> 00:45:31,320
No

775
00:45:31,320 --> 00:45:33,320
Oh

776
00:45:33,320 --> 00:45:35,320
Oh

777
00:45:35,320 --> 00:45:37,320
Oh

778
00:45:37,320 --> 00:45:39,320
Oh

779
00:46:05,320 --> 00:46:06,320
Oh oh

780
00:46:06,320 --> 00:46:08,320
Don't get fucking steamed out of it anyway

781
00:46:14,320 --> 00:46:18,320
Hang on. There's a fucking computer there is there not?

782
00:46:27,320 --> 00:46:31,320
Would they not give you an old herb or a bit of links or something?

783
00:46:34,320 --> 00:46:39,320
I think I went all the way back to the box there. There was a herb in the box and I forgot to put it in the fucking inventory

784
00:46:39,320 --> 00:46:41,320
Oh no, I use it. I use it

785
00:46:44,320 --> 00:46:51,320
We'll wait for the steam to blow and then we'll go to the computer there.

786
00:46:51,320 --> 00:47:17,640
Triggering system activator. Watch out. You have now reached my computer which I devised back in 1996. A computer which I know as the triggering system. Try to put in your name.

787
00:47:17,640 --> 00:47:34,320
You can only put Mr. or Mrs. There is no room for any other gender or pronoun. Clean your room. Clean your room.

788
00:47:39,760 --> 00:47:47,920
Thanks for that Jordan. Now we're going to get onto Jordan B. Peterson's triggering system activator. It's quite big.

789
00:47:50,880 --> 00:47:58,140
And how do we... How do we log in Jordan? And what do we do here?

790
00:48:03,420 --> 00:48:04,280
Fucking hell.

791
00:48:11,240 --> 00:48:12,220
Oh my god.

792
00:48:13,740 --> 00:48:16,680
Is there something... Is there something I have to use or something?

793
00:48:21,480 --> 00:48:22,740
Is there a key or something?

794
00:48:23,800 --> 00:48:28,100
I have to go out now, Connor McCardle. Back into the land of the fucking slicer.

795
00:48:28,380 --> 00:48:29,540
Who's going to slice me up.

796
00:48:29,880 --> 00:48:31,200
We'll have to start all over again.

797
00:48:31,480 --> 00:48:33,760
Julian from UTV stole our cans.

798
00:48:44,140 --> 00:48:44,780
Your owl one.

799
00:48:44,780 --> 00:48:45,680
Thank you very much.

800
00:48:47,720 --> 00:48:49,060
Thank you very much, your owl one.

801
00:48:51,760 --> 00:48:53,260
This is a speed run as well.

802
00:48:54,300 --> 00:48:55,000
Fucking hell.

803
00:49:01,420 --> 00:49:03,780
Triggering system activator. It's quite big.

804
00:49:09,780 --> 00:49:20,480
It's a decent size.

805
00:49:23,200 --> 00:49:23,760
Fuck man.

806
00:49:23,800 --> 00:49:25,020
We're going to get done here now.

807
00:49:26,360 --> 00:49:29,140
We're about to get blackjacked by a couple of Mary Robinsons.

808
00:49:29,580 --> 00:49:30,300
Hold tight.

809
00:49:37,740 --> 00:49:38,340
Fucking hell.

810
00:49:39,000 --> 00:49:39,240
Whoa.

811
00:49:39,240 --> 00:50:05,100
Schnee crammer. Thank you.

812
00:50:05,100 --> 00:50:12,780
Thank you very much, Schnee crammer.

813
00:50:15,100 --> 00:50:15,460
I wonder...

814
00:50:15,460 --> 00:50:16,220
No, what the fuck.

815
00:50:16,720 --> 00:50:17,320
For a second now.

816
00:50:17,520 --> 00:50:18,780
Let's just put that...

817
00:50:18,780 --> 00:50:28,180
Thank you very much.

818
00:50:28,620 --> 00:50:29,760
Lonely donkey. Thank you.

819
00:50:30,160 --> 00:50:31,340
There was a room, wasn't there?

820
00:50:31,400 --> 00:50:31,720
The...

821
00:50:31,720 --> 00:50:32,520
That those...

822
00:50:32,520 --> 00:50:33,400
The...

823
00:50:33,400 --> 00:50:35,440
You get the passcode from the MO discs.

824
00:50:36,400 --> 00:50:37,120
Or something.

825
00:50:37,600 --> 00:50:38,540
And you can open the door.

826
00:50:38,960 --> 00:50:40,560
So we just need to find out where that is.

827
00:50:40,800 --> 00:50:42,140
We might save it here as well.

828
00:50:42,260 --> 00:50:43,160
Even though we're on danger.

829
00:50:43,600 --> 00:50:45,000
Save it on a different slot, sure.

830
00:50:49,100 --> 00:50:50,300
Crisis of masculinity.

831
00:50:50,780 --> 00:50:52,360
Show me how to be a man, please.

832
00:50:52,360 --> 00:50:56,080
Wait up a bit longer now and you'll see when we fucking beat the tyrant.

833
00:50:57,020 --> 00:50:57,900
And then you can go...

834
00:50:57,900 --> 00:51:01,220
You can go about town then saying, I'm a fucking man.

835
00:51:03,900 --> 00:51:04,800
Bet the tyrant.

836
00:51:05,520 --> 00:51:07,500
Bet the tyrant on Resident Evil 1 last night.

837
00:51:07,780 --> 00:51:09,520
Watch some lad on YouTube doing it.

838
00:51:11,600 --> 00:51:12,640
You coming for pints?

839
00:51:18,140 --> 00:51:21,460
Magnum clip.

840
00:51:22,940 --> 00:51:23,380
Beretta.

841
00:51:23,920 --> 00:51:24,300
Aramore.

842
00:51:24,640 --> 00:51:25,020
Frank.

843
00:51:25,340 --> 00:51:25,940
Magnum clip.

844
00:51:26,160 --> 00:51:26,700
Empty bottle.

845
00:51:26,880 --> 00:51:27,260
Colt.

846
00:51:28,020 --> 00:51:28,460
Ink.

847
00:51:30,640 --> 00:51:32,140
We'll fucking save it so...

848
00:51:32,140 --> 00:51:32,600
And then we'll...

849
00:51:32,600 --> 00:51:34,600
We'll go and open that door in.

850
00:51:40,600 --> 00:51:41,340
Museum ghost.

851
00:51:41,400 --> 00:51:41,680
How are you?

852
00:51:41,720 --> 00:51:42,300
It's gonna happen.

853
00:51:43,100 --> 00:51:44,620
But it might not be next.

854
00:51:45,060 --> 00:51:46,520
But it's gonna be a long...

855
00:51:46,520 --> 00:51:48,220
A long haul situation.

856
00:51:48,740 --> 00:51:50,920
With a schedule so you'll know when it's coming up as well.

857
00:51:51,180 --> 00:51:52,460
Because it's only gonna be a one-off.

858
00:51:54,020 --> 00:51:55,120
Will you use the ink ribbon?

859
00:51:55,340 --> 00:51:55,640
Yeah.

860
00:51:56,240 --> 00:51:57,820
Yeah, I'm gonna use that ink ribbon.

861
00:52:07,720 --> 00:52:08,820
And let's...

862
00:52:08,820 --> 00:52:10,960
Let's overwrite 14.

863
00:52:10,960 --> 00:52:20,460
Oh, Connor.

864
00:52:20,580 --> 00:52:21,340
Thank you very much.

865
00:52:22,080 --> 00:52:23,060
Thank you very much, Connor.

866
00:52:24,260 --> 00:52:26,160
You old snake in a box.

867
00:52:27,720 --> 00:52:31,380
You old dick-dastardly snake in a box, Connor.

868
00:52:33,040 --> 00:52:34,620
I'm in one door and I'm out the next.

869
00:52:34,920 --> 00:52:35,900
My head's up my arse.

870
00:52:37,740 --> 00:52:38,900
I hope you're alright, man.

871
00:52:41,780 --> 00:52:42,860
I hope you're alright.

872
00:52:42,960 --> 00:52:44,160
I hope you're feeling fine.

873
00:52:44,480 --> 00:52:47,360
And that life isn't beginning to grind you down all the time.

874
00:52:50,580 --> 00:52:52,720
We're doing it like we haven't done before.

875
00:52:52,820 --> 00:52:54,100
We're gonna complete Resident Evil.

876
00:52:54,360 --> 00:52:55,260
I'm in one door.

877
00:52:55,420 --> 00:52:56,360
I'm out the fucking next.

878
00:52:56,420 --> 00:52:57,440
My head's up my arse.

879
00:52:57,580 --> 00:53:00,280
Trying to find another plan to put into myself.

880
00:53:00,820 --> 00:53:02,880
We're gonna mix up that red and green herb.

881
00:53:03,300 --> 00:53:06,160
Make a hybrid that you've never even heard of.

882
00:53:06,700 --> 00:53:07,960
Hybrid it's gonna be called.

883
00:53:09,540 --> 00:53:11,380
And then when we see your friend Breen, we'll go,

884
00:53:11,480 --> 00:53:11,980
Hi, Breen.

885
00:53:12,740 --> 00:53:14,000
Do you wanna have a bit of this?

886
00:53:14,340 --> 00:53:15,120
And we'll go, what is it?

887
00:53:15,460 --> 00:53:17,160
I'll go, it's fucking hybrid, man.

888
00:53:18,540 --> 00:53:19,660
It's unreal stuff.

889
00:53:21,320 --> 00:53:22,140
No shkagging.

890
00:53:22,520 --> 00:53:23,440
You won't feel rough.

891
00:53:24,160 --> 00:53:25,220
Just give it a blast.

892
00:53:27,640 --> 00:53:29,080
You'll be on your fucking ass.

893
00:53:29,640 --> 00:53:31,000
Thanks very much for that, though.

894
00:53:31,480 --> 00:53:32,620
17 euro 31.

895
00:53:33,200 --> 00:53:34,200
That's some nice dough.

896
00:53:34,560 --> 00:53:37,160
Gonna head down to the super value shop later on.

897
00:53:38,000 --> 00:53:39,280
Buy everything I can.

898
00:53:40,000 --> 00:53:41,080
Then we'll go, you're wrong.

899
00:53:41,320 --> 00:53:41,900
I say, why?

900
00:53:42,180 --> 00:53:44,240
I said, it's fucking half past 12.

901
00:53:45,000 --> 00:53:47,300
Stop trying to fucking get inside the shop.

902
00:53:47,620 --> 00:53:48,760
We're gonna call the cops.

903
00:53:50,520 --> 00:53:52,140
I said, I'm sorry about that.

904
00:53:52,540 --> 00:53:54,480
I was streaming the game for a couple of hours.

905
00:53:54,600 --> 00:53:55,600
Lost track of time, man.

906
00:53:56,320 --> 00:53:57,480
I'll come back in the morning, sure.

907
00:53:58,140 --> 00:53:59,720
I'm like, alright, see you later on, Francis.

908
00:54:00,680 --> 00:54:02,000
Alright, see you later, man.

909
00:54:02,060 --> 00:54:02,440
See you later.

910
00:54:02,680 --> 00:54:02,920
Look.

911
00:54:04,160 --> 00:54:04,920
Thanks very much.

912
00:54:06,700 --> 00:54:07,340
Have you any skins?

913
00:54:09,200 --> 00:54:09,600
No?

914
00:54:13,180 --> 00:54:14,340
Big Daddy Kane.

915
00:54:14,680 --> 00:54:17,340
Big Daddy Kane was just on the fucking voicemail there.

916
00:54:17,400 --> 00:54:18,360
He said, what's the story?

917
00:54:19,320 --> 00:54:20,620
Are you doing any streaming?

918
00:54:20,800 --> 00:54:21,780
I said, I'm streaming now.

919
00:54:21,860 --> 00:54:22,060
Sure.

920
00:54:28,000 --> 00:54:28,360
Uh.

921
00:54:32,200 --> 00:54:32,600
Uh.

922
00:54:36,440 --> 00:54:37,460
Alright, we find...

923
00:54:37,460 --> 00:54:38,880
We find where the door...

924
00:54:38,880 --> 00:54:39,880
The door is now.

925
00:54:40,000 --> 00:54:42,320
The one that has the...

926
00:54:42,320 --> 00:54:44,560
The lock.

927
00:54:44,640 --> 00:54:44,740
The lock.

928
00:54:44,740 --> 00:54:45,260
The big lock.

929
00:54:48,400 --> 00:54:49,700
Oh, these fucking widgets.

930
00:54:51,420 --> 00:54:52,300
Just wankers.

931
00:54:53,140 --> 00:54:55,960
I've never met a bigger gang of wankers as those lads.

932
00:54:55,960 --> 00:55:12,920
Passcode panel.

933
00:55:13,340 --> 00:55:14,000
You've entered it.

934
00:55:14,260 --> 00:55:15,180
And another one.

935
00:55:16,180 --> 00:55:18,500
The best be herbs in here or I'm gonna get fucking...

936
00:55:18,500 --> 00:55:19,300
killed.

937
00:55:19,700 --> 00:55:20,480
But we saved it.

938
00:55:20,480 --> 00:55:31,820
Jordan B. Peterson's overbearing mother.

939
00:55:31,960 --> 00:55:32,620
Thank you very much.

940
00:55:32,620 --> 00:55:42,400
Jill?

941
00:55:42,400 --> 00:55:42,400
Jill?

942
00:55:42,660 --> 00:55:43,940
Is that you, Jill?

943
00:55:45,940 --> 00:55:47,540
Oh, Chris, you're alive!

944
00:55:49,540 --> 00:55:50,440
Of course.

945
00:55:50,560 --> 00:55:51,200
Bravo team!

946
00:55:51,280 --> 00:55:51,600
Damn it.

947
00:55:51,700 --> 00:55:53,120
We're in quite a predicament, Jill.

948
00:55:53,780 --> 00:55:54,540
It's very...

949
00:55:54,540 --> 00:55:55,340
Oh, it's Chris.

950
00:55:55,500 --> 00:55:57,120
Anyway, I have to open this room.

951
00:55:57,300 --> 00:55:58,740
Thank you very much there, Paul...

952
00:55:58,740 --> 00:56:00,500
Uh, gee, Paul Francis.

953
00:56:00,680 --> 00:56:00,840
Thank you.

954
00:56:00,840 --> 00:56:00,940
It doesn't work!

955
00:56:01,580 --> 00:56:03,880
Well, Chris, I'll be sure to come back and help you soon.

956
00:56:04,200 --> 00:56:04,880
Will you wait here?

957
00:56:05,720 --> 00:56:06,120
Thanks.

958
00:56:06,540 --> 00:56:07,360
I'll be waiting here for you.

959
00:56:07,360 --> 00:56:08,000
How are you, Fuzzy?

960
00:56:14,440 --> 00:56:15,180
Thanks, Fuzz.

961
00:56:23,180 --> 00:56:29,400
So now I just have to go find a way to unlock these fuckers and then kill the tyrant.

962
00:56:33,560 --> 00:56:37,220
Wait there now, Chris, and I'll go and find a key to the door.

963
00:56:37,820 --> 00:56:38,160
Good lad.

964
00:56:38,740 --> 00:56:40,260
They were very calm as well.

965
00:56:40,500 --> 00:56:40,960
They just go,

966
00:56:41,040 --> 00:56:42,900
We are in quite a predicament.

967
00:56:47,160 --> 00:56:48,340
Excite, 1998.

968
00:56:49,860 --> 00:56:51,020
We've been here before.

969
00:56:51,560 --> 00:56:53,020
Most of them are fucking fiction.

970
00:56:53,700 --> 00:56:55,780
No GBP fucking non-fiction there.

971
00:56:56,800 --> 00:56:57,480
The lobster.

972
00:56:58,820 --> 00:57:00,500
Clean your room, you fucking lobster.

973
00:57:04,400 --> 00:57:07,160
Do the streams at normal hours and you won't be wrecked tired.

974
00:57:07,340 --> 00:57:08,960
I'm not wrecked tired, Dan.

975
00:57:10,840 --> 00:57:11,840
Did I say I was?

976
00:57:11,840 --> 00:57:27,200
Maybe I'm yawning, is it?

977
00:57:28,200 --> 00:57:28,940
Like that.

978
00:57:34,940 --> 00:57:37,400
Yeah, push that fucking switch.

979
00:57:37,800 --> 00:57:38,740
Wrong switch to push.

980
00:57:40,280 --> 00:57:41,320
Yeah, yeah, push it again.

981
00:57:41,900 --> 00:57:43,300
I'm just, I know I've been in here.

982
00:57:43,360 --> 00:57:43,960
There's nothing in there.

983
00:57:43,980 --> 00:57:44,820
I'm just looking for herbs.

984
00:57:45,100 --> 00:57:46,060
In case we left a herb.

985
00:57:47,440 --> 00:57:50,020
Because it's a speedrun and we're not allowed to use herbs.

986
00:57:50,700 --> 00:57:52,260
Used this only recently.

987
00:57:58,100 --> 00:57:59,060
Oh, there's a herb there.

988
00:58:02,120 --> 00:58:02,960
Fucking sweet.

989
00:58:04,500 --> 00:58:07,100
Ah, the gods are smiling down on us now.

990
00:58:12,540 --> 00:58:14,260
Yeah, I'd have a coffee, Dan.

991
00:58:14,600 --> 00:58:16,100
No bother, but I, uh...

992
00:58:16,100 --> 00:58:19,620
I'd be up until fucking three.

993
00:58:20,680 --> 00:58:23,100
Because the coffee has a half-life of...

994
00:58:24,880 --> 00:58:26,240
Uh, fucking three.

995
00:58:26,320 --> 00:58:27,460
Is it three hours or something?

996
00:58:30,220 --> 00:58:31,280
Could even be six.

997
00:58:33,820 --> 00:58:34,900
Could even be six.

998
00:58:37,580 --> 00:58:38,960
Pig Schmelis Willis.

999
00:58:40,320 --> 00:58:41,300
Thank you very much.

1000
00:58:42,600 --> 00:58:44,760
Have you heard of Parasite Eve Hay?

1001
00:58:45,380 --> 00:58:47,280
Very like the old Resi games.

1002
00:58:47,740 --> 00:58:49,600
Might give that a whack at some stage sound.

1003
00:58:49,700 --> 00:58:52,140
Yeah, I've heard of it, but I've never played it.

1004
00:58:53,040 --> 00:58:58,000
But, uh, we'll either do Parasite Eve or Dino Crisis next.

1005
00:58:58,120 --> 00:58:59,200
If I can get...

1006
00:58:59,200 --> 00:59:02,520
I tell you, I'm having a fucking crisis getting the game started, to be honest with you.

1007
00:59:03,020 --> 00:59:03,660
The last day.

1008
00:59:03,780 --> 00:59:07,780
I only got as far as the intro card that says...

1009
00:59:07,780 --> 00:59:10,700
Includes scenes of explicit violence and gore.

1010
00:59:11,220 --> 00:59:15,640
And as you know, that gets you a bit flustered and hot under the collar.

1011
00:59:15,740 --> 00:59:17,820
Because you're like, what's going to happen here?

1012
00:59:17,820 --> 00:59:25,960
Do you remember back in 1998 or 99 when you seen this game contains scenes of explicit violence and gore?

1013
00:59:26,560 --> 00:59:27,840
And you were just like this.

1014
00:59:36,120 --> 00:59:40,220
Maybe you didn't do that, but I genuinely had a problem when I was younger.

1015
00:59:40,360 --> 00:59:45,720
When something was going my way or, say, or we're going to McDonald's or fucking...

1016
00:59:45,720 --> 00:59:48,200
It's, you know, your birthday is tomorrow or something.

1017
00:59:48,340 --> 00:59:49,340
I'd always go like this.

1018
00:59:52,160 --> 00:59:53,820
And I'd bite my fucking lip.

1019
00:59:56,280 --> 00:59:56,960
Like that.

1020
00:59:57,100 --> 00:59:58,380
And my mum would have to...

1021
00:59:58,380 --> 01:00:00,280
She'd always be going, uh...

1022
01:00:00,280 --> 01:00:00,700
You're gonna...

1023
01:00:00,700 --> 01:00:01,400
Stop doing that.

1024
01:00:02,560 --> 01:00:03,500
I did it once.

1025
01:00:03,560 --> 01:00:05,140
I was fucking bleeding.

1026
01:00:07,120 --> 01:00:08,620
Had to go see someone about it.

1027
01:00:11,540 --> 01:00:12,980
Now, let's have a look.

1028
01:00:13,220 --> 01:00:13,540
We can...

1029
01:00:13,540 --> 01:00:16,980
Maybe we can combine these two fucking herbs here and make it a super herb.

1030
01:00:17,940 --> 01:00:19,340
Oh, we've only got one left.

1031
01:00:19,340 --> 01:00:44,060
I don't know why I'm going out here, but there might be something we can do.

1032
01:00:44,060 --> 01:00:52,400
Up these fucking steps.

1033
01:01:01,040 --> 01:01:02,600
That's how I met Jordan B. Peterson.

1034
01:01:02,760 --> 01:01:07,320
When I had to go to the psychiatrist or the doctor because I was always doing this.

1035
01:01:12,700 --> 01:01:14,680
I had to go see Jordan B. Peterson.

1036
01:01:14,840 --> 01:01:16,880
He told me that I wasn't a man.

1037
01:01:17,040 --> 01:01:17,640
I said, I know.

1038
01:01:17,720 --> 01:01:19,360
I'm fucking 12, like.

1039
01:01:20,380 --> 01:01:21,700
And, uh...

1040
01:01:21,700 --> 01:01:26,260
He was like, yeah, well, you're gonna have to fucking tidy your room.

1041
01:01:27,600 --> 01:01:30,460
And come to one of my lectures when you graduate.

1042
01:01:31,380 --> 01:01:33,540
And I go, but you're over in fucking Toronto, is it?

1043
01:01:34,240 --> 01:01:34,960
He was like, yeah.

1044
01:01:35,400 --> 01:01:37,960
I said, well, I don't know if the parents are gonna be able to afford to send me there.

1045
01:01:38,780 --> 01:01:41,560
And I don't even know if I have the aptitude to make it to college yet.

1046
01:01:41,560 --> 01:01:44,600
And, uh...

1047
01:01:44,600 --> 01:01:45,860
Never heard from him after that.

1048
01:01:52,780 --> 01:01:54,340
The fuck am I going, man?

1049
01:01:54,700 --> 01:02:09,560
This is a speed run, by the way.

1050
01:02:09,620 --> 01:02:14,020
So we need to be fast because we don't know how long we've got.

1051
01:02:20,020 --> 01:02:26,440
The triggering system maybe utilizes the data reel.

1052
01:02:26,820 --> 01:02:27,860
The slide that I have.

1053
01:02:28,480 --> 01:02:30,680
The triggering system maybe uses this.

1054
01:02:34,740 --> 01:02:35,820
Slide cartridge.

1055
01:02:38,320 --> 01:02:41,640
Do you reckon the fucking triggering system utilizes the slide cartridge?

1056
01:02:42,180 --> 01:02:42,900
Let's go for it.

1057
01:02:44,240 --> 01:02:44,800
Speed run.

1058
01:02:44,800 --> 01:03:13,800
Haha, that idiot. What an idiot that guy is. Oh no, regenerated. Fuck. Just when you

1059
01:03:13,800 --> 01:03:42,800
get it. Fuck it's getting fucking easy. These guns come out of the woodwork looking for stuff. It's sick. It's sick. Museum ghost.

1060
01:03:42,800 --> 01:04:09,800
Yeah, museum ghost. Thanks for the tip, museum ghost. Thanks very much. Oh, who'd you have, who'd you have in the match the weekend? The mighty Mio. Oh, for fuck's sake. Mio are actually going to have Jill Valentine playing for them.

1061
01:04:11,800 --> 01:04:29,800
It's going to be all right. Everything will be grand. It's so loud. Sorry, I don't know if you could hear me there. I was saying Mio will have Jill Valentine playing for them the weekend in Limerick against Galway. So everything's going to be all right.

1062
01:04:33,800 --> 01:04:40,800
Now let's get triggered. Ah.

1063
01:04:40,800 --> 01:05:01,800
Ah. What the fuck you meant to do then? Burnt hobnails. Thank you very much, burnt hobnails.

1064
01:05:01,800 --> 01:05:02,800
What the fuck you meant to do then?

1065
01:05:02,800 --> 01:05:03,800
What the fuck you meant to do then?

1066
01:05:03,800 --> 01:05:04,800
What the fuck you meant to do then?

1067
01:05:04,800 --> 01:05:05,800
What the fuck you meant to do then?

1068
01:05:05,800 --> 01:05:06,800
What the fuck you meant to do then?

1069
01:05:06,800 --> 01:05:07,800
What the fuck you meant to do then?

1070
01:05:07,800 --> 01:05:08,800
What the fuck you meant to do then?

1071
01:05:08,800 --> 01:05:09,800
What the fuck you meant to do then?

1072
01:05:09,800 --> 01:05:10,800
What the fuck you meant to do then?

1073
01:05:10,800 --> 01:05:11,800
What the fuck you meant to do then?

1074
01:05:11,800 --> 01:05:12,800
What the fuck you meant to do then?

1075
01:05:12,800 --> 01:05:13,800
What the fuck you meant to do then?

1076
01:05:13,800 --> 01:05:14,800
What the fuck you meant to do then?

1077
01:05:14,800 --> 01:05:15,800
What the fuck you meant to do then?

1078
01:05:15,800 --> 01:05:16,800
What the fuck you meant to do then?

1079
01:05:16,800 --> 01:05:17,800
What the fuck you meant to do then?

1080
01:05:17,800 --> 01:05:18,800
What the fuck you meant to do then?

1081
01:05:18,800 --> 01:05:19,800
What the fuck you meant to do then?

1082
01:05:19,800 --> 01:05:20,800
What the fuck you meant to do then?

1083
01:05:20,800 --> 01:05:21,800
What the fuck you meant to do then?

1084
01:05:21,800 --> 01:05:22,800
What the fuck you meant to do then?

1085
01:05:22,800 --> 01:05:23,800
What the fuck you meant to do then?

1086
01:05:23,800 --> 01:05:24,800
What the fuck you meant to do then?

1087
01:05:24,800 --> 01:05:25,800
What the fuck you meant to do then?

1088
01:05:25,800 --> 01:05:26,800
What the fuck you meant to do then?

1089
01:05:26,800 --> 01:05:27,800
What the fuck you meant to do then?

1090
01:05:27,800 --> 01:05:28,800
What the fuck you meant to do then?

1091
01:05:28,800 --> 01:05:29,800
What the fuck you meant to do then?

1092
01:05:29,800 --> 01:05:30,800
What the fuck you meant to do then?

1093
01:05:30,800 --> 01:05:31,800
What the fuck you meant to do then?

1094
01:05:31,800 --> 01:05:32,800
What the fuck you meant to do then?

1095
01:05:32,800 --> 01:05:33,800
What the fuck you meant to do then?

1096
01:05:33,800 --> 01:05:34,800
What the fuck you meant to do then?

1097
01:05:34,800 --> 01:05:35,800
What the fuck you meant to do then?

1098
01:05:35,800 --> 01:05:36,800
What the fuck you meant to do then?

1099
01:05:36,800 --> 01:05:37,800
What the fuck you meant to do then?

1100
01:05:37,800 --> 01:05:38,800
What the fuck you meant to do then?

1101
01:05:38,800 --> 01:05:39,800
What the fuck you meant to do then?

1102
01:05:39,800 --> 01:05:40,800
What the fuck you meant to do then?

1103
01:05:40,800 --> 01:05:41,800
What the fuck you meant to do then?

1104
01:05:41,800 --> 01:05:49,320
hogs of war yeah the pig game was this for the ps1 I don't have that

1105
01:06:02,160 --> 01:06:08,800
Johnson's wireless printer thank you very much I have two fish called one and

1106
01:06:08,800 --> 01:06:14,380
two so if one dies I'll still have two that's a nice thing the sad thing is they

1107
01:06:14,380 --> 01:06:22,660
will die those fish they don't last long fish Amanda's archive photos shout out to

1108
01:06:22,660 --> 01:06:27,280
Bravestug he's a spinning poker chip away from getting his camera turned into goose

1109
01:06:27,280 --> 01:06:32,980
meat you're a spinning poker chip away from getting your face turned into a

1110
01:06:32,980 --> 01:06:44,680
goose meat is that the helicopter Jesus Christ thanks very much maybe we can use

1111
01:06:44,680 --> 01:06:55,360
the thing here power to the other bit slide can't use it fuck

1112
01:06:55,360 --> 01:07:18,360
back out into the mainframe we go it's getting a bit too fast the speed run we had to slow it down because I was worried that we were going to do the game oh for fuck's sake

1113
01:07:18,360 --> 01:07:32,700
it was getting a bit too fast that speed run anyway

1114
01:07:32,700 --> 01:07:43,080
load game

1115
01:07:43,080 --> 01:07:43,080
load game

1116
01:07:43,080 --> 01:07:56,040
17 18 19

1117
01:07:56,040 --> 01:08:04,120
Thank you very much PK.

1118
01:08:04,280 --> 01:08:05,220
Pat Kenny is it?

1119
01:08:06,480 --> 01:08:07,340
P. Harrington.

1120
01:08:08,560 --> 01:08:10,200
P. Harrington for the win.

1121
01:08:11,560 --> 01:08:12,980
You say, I don't know what that means.

1122
01:08:17,400 --> 01:08:18,280
Poor Harrington.

1123
01:08:19,020 --> 01:08:20,180
There's a little bit of golf on, is there?

1124
01:08:20,180 --> 01:08:22,180
P. Harrington.

1125
01:08:35,640 --> 01:08:38,700
This isn't going to affect the speedrun anyway, so we're okay.

1126
01:08:42,380 --> 01:08:45,040
PK, is there, is there, is it the Irish Open, is it?

1127
01:08:49,040 --> 01:08:56,520
I'd be more interested in the football or fucking Wimbledon.

1128
01:08:57,780 --> 01:09:02,060
Or even the Tour de France.

1129
01:09:02,160 --> 01:09:05,140
I know they're all on drugs, but I'd still...

1130
01:09:05,140 --> 01:09:07,360
I'm not bothered that much about the golf.

1131
01:09:10,820 --> 01:09:13,480
Maybe when I'm older I'll get into the golf.

1132
01:09:13,480 --> 01:09:22,160
Where the fuck now?

1133
01:09:22,220 --> 01:09:24,560
We've everything we need really in here.

1134
01:09:25,000 --> 01:09:26,960
In our arsenal.

1135
01:09:32,960 --> 01:09:36,260
Just need to fucking just go, go, go.

1136
01:09:36,260 --> 01:09:53,060
I love women.

1137
01:09:53,620 --> 01:09:54,860
I'm mad about women.

1138
01:09:55,160 --> 01:09:56,680
I've been married three times.

1139
01:09:56,880 --> 01:09:58,580
I'm infatuated with women.

1140
01:10:00,460 --> 01:10:02,140
Something about the power in here.

1141
01:10:18,360 --> 01:10:19,160
What the fuck?

1142
01:10:23,640 --> 01:10:24,840
A clone...

1143
01:10:24,840 --> 01:10:25,840
...named Gibso.

1144
01:10:30,240 --> 01:10:30,840
Fuck you.

1145
01:10:31,620 --> 01:10:32,520
I'm sorry about that now.

1146
01:10:32,600 --> 01:10:33,760
Sorry about the language, guys.

1147
01:10:34,120 --> 01:10:36,720
Just trying to get the fucking demons out of the system.

1148
01:10:36,860 --> 01:10:38,840
This guy's going to slash me, so we're going to have to blast him.

1149
01:10:41,180 --> 01:10:41,660
Yeah!

1150
01:10:42,780 --> 01:10:43,180
Yeah!

1151
01:10:49,660 --> 01:10:51,360
Mary, thank you very much, Mary.

1152
01:10:52,040 --> 01:10:53,260
A power panel, Mary.

1153
01:10:53,420 --> 01:10:54,400
Some areas...

1154
01:10:54,400 --> 01:10:56,100
Will you activate the blacked out areas?

1155
01:10:57,320 --> 01:10:58,760
Some of the areas are blacked.

1156
01:10:58,980 --> 01:11:00,240
We need to get the hell out of here.

1157
01:11:02,600 --> 01:11:03,260
Hang on now.

1158
01:11:03,340 --> 01:11:03,680
Where...

1159
01:11:03,680 --> 01:11:04,080
Where...

1160
01:11:04,080 --> 01:11:05,380
What happened there?

1161
01:11:06,080 --> 01:11:07,000
What happened there?

1162
01:11:10,420 --> 01:11:11,340
What happened there?

1163
01:11:12,620 --> 01:11:13,700
Mary, thank you very much.

1164
01:11:13,760 --> 01:11:14,560
And Finbar as well.

1165
01:11:14,620 --> 01:11:15,300
Thank you very much.

1166
01:11:19,280 --> 01:11:21,580
Does anybody in the chat know what I just did there?

1167
01:11:21,640 --> 01:11:24,340
I turned on the thing and said there was some blacked out areas.

1168
01:11:24,460 --> 01:11:25,500
And I turned...

1169
01:11:25,500 --> 01:11:27,080
Whatever the blacked out areas were.

1170
01:11:31,040 --> 01:11:32,660
Maybe it's this door down here, is it?

1171
01:11:35,220 --> 01:11:36,860
Which of the areas were blacked?

1172
01:11:36,860 --> 01:11:44,360
Was the triggering machine...

1173
01:11:44,360 --> 01:11:45,400
Do you know the triggering machine?

1174
01:11:45,500 --> 01:11:45,860
Was that...

1175
01:11:48,260 --> 01:11:51,160
There was some other yoke before saying it didn't have full power.

1176
01:11:51,280 --> 01:11:52,020
Maybe you've sorted it.

1177
01:11:52,060 --> 01:11:52,220
Yeah.

1178
01:11:52,400 --> 01:11:54,860
That was the triggering machine out in the fucking...

1179
01:11:56,700 --> 01:11:57,100
Yeah.

1180
01:12:00,600 --> 01:12:03,480
Dr. Peterson's magnificent triggering machine.

1181
01:12:22,980 --> 01:12:23,840
These cunts.

1182
01:12:24,840 --> 01:12:26,080
Oh, for fuck.

1183
01:12:28,020 --> 01:12:29,500
Fucking noise out of them as well.

1184
01:12:42,880 --> 01:12:46,160
It's a speed run anyway, so we don't have to worry about reloading.

1185
01:12:50,160 --> 01:12:53,320
Dr. Oaker's mad bean machine is coming out next week.

1186
01:12:53,920 --> 01:12:54,400
On...

1187
01:12:54,400 --> 01:12:55,400
Xbox Live...

1188
01:12:56,300 --> 01:12:57,220
And PC.

1189
01:12:57,800 --> 01:13:01,380
And then on PS4 the following Tuesday at 3pm.

1190
01:13:01,840 --> 01:13:03,920
But you can queue up on Monday night to get it.

1191
01:13:04,120 --> 01:13:04,800
It's a weird thing.

1192
01:13:05,520 --> 01:13:08,400
And then if you wake up on Tuesday morning, you have to wait...

1193
01:13:09,100 --> 01:13:10,620
To get in until 3pm.

1194
01:13:10,820 --> 01:13:11,700
Are you staying with me?

1195
01:13:12,080 --> 01:13:13,680
That's the weird situation we're in.

1196
01:13:14,240 --> 01:13:14,960
It's all...

1197
01:13:14,960 --> 01:13:16,620
It's all going to be worth it.

1198
01:13:16,620 --> 01:13:17,260
Imagine that.

1199
01:13:17,340 --> 01:13:18,500
Dr. Oaker the video game.

1200
01:13:18,500 --> 01:13:26,980
Clip.

1201
01:13:27,520 --> 01:13:28,480
I brought an airlock key.

1202
01:13:28,580 --> 01:13:28,940
Crank.

1203
01:13:32,160 --> 01:13:34,780
Oh, we could really fucking do with a few herbs now.

1204
01:13:35,640 --> 01:13:36,440
Herb Valentine.

1205
01:13:43,300 --> 01:13:44,440
Captain Cabinets.

1206
01:13:44,880 --> 01:13:46,000
Captain Cabinets.

1207
01:13:47,140 --> 01:13:48,140
Thank you very much.

1208
01:13:48,140 --> 01:13:56,260
Just walked 20 minutes to the shop and 20 back to enjoy a tall glass of milk with my favorite stream.

1209
01:13:58,360 --> 01:13:59,180
Best of luck, man.

1210
01:13:59,300 --> 01:14:03,940
I'm glad you're enjoying the stream so much that you're going out of the way to get your favorite beverage.

1211
01:14:04,500 --> 01:14:05,480
And the milk has...

1212
01:14:05,480 --> 01:14:08,680
Is it the melatonin or melanin or something that makes you sleep?

1213
01:14:09,420 --> 01:14:09,980
It's got pieces of milk.

1214
01:14:09,980 --> 01:14:10,840
It's got pieces of melatonin in it.

1215
01:14:15,160 --> 01:14:17,300
Somebody said that it's not the triggering machine.

1216
01:14:17,580 --> 01:14:18,400
I have to go to there.

1217
01:14:18,560 --> 01:14:19,300
It's somewhere else.

1218
01:14:20,860 --> 01:14:21,820
Scroll up here now.

1219
01:14:21,900 --> 01:14:21,900
Scroll up here now.

1220
01:14:23,820 --> 01:14:24,620
The offices.

1221
01:14:24,820 --> 01:14:26,440
You have to use the film reel in the offices.

1222
01:14:26,900 --> 01:14:28,260
Where the fuck is the offices, though?

1223
01:14:29,900 --> 01:14:30,700
Do you know what I mean?

1224
01:14:30,700 --> 01:14:53,320
Fucking hell.

1225
01:14:53,320 --> 01:14:58,860
Little kind of fucking weird thing going on in the chest, like, you know?

1226
01:15:00,380 --> 01:15:01,320
I don't know what it is.

1227
01:15:04,060 --> 01:15:04,800
Imagine I...

1228
01:15:04,800 --> 01:15:07,220
I don't want to say, but imagine...

1229
01:15:07,220 --> 01:15:10,100
It'd be sad, like, but imagine you fucking died on stream.

1230
01:15:11,240 --> 01:15:11,600
And...

1231
01:15:11,600 --> 01:15:13,020
And it was just Jill.

1232
01:15:13,640 --> 01:15:14,980
And, like, it was just like this.

1233
01:15:20,380 --> 01:15:23,660
And then you could just hear zombies killing you and then it was a restart.

1234
01:15:25,860 --> 01:15:26,640
Oh, fuck.

1235
01:15:27,420 --> 01:15:28,660
Would you think I was joking?

1236
01:15:28,820 --> 01:15:29,460
Would you call the...

1237
01:15:29,460 --> 01:15:30,560
Would you call the ambulance?

1238
01:15:30,900 --> 01:15:32,680
Or did you think it was a fucking thing?

1239
01:15:32,680 --> 01:15:34,300
Right.

1240
01:15:34,440 --> 01:15:36,120
Yeah, Jill just tapping the rifle.

1241
01:15:41,220 --> 01:15:41,740
And...

1242
01:15:41,740 --> 01:15:43,640
Man, it just said...

1243
01:15:43,640 --> 01:15:46,120
In the fucking title of the video said...

1244
01:15:46,120 --> 01:15:47,040
Speed run.

1245
01:15:48,040 --> 01:15:49,280
And all you said is this.

1246
01:15:57,020 --> 01:16:00,640
Like, I said to you there earlier in the game...

1247
01:16:01,660 --> 01:16:02,640
I was like...

1248
01:16:02,640 --> 01:16:04,020
Something fucking weird there.

1249
01:16:04,540 --> 01:16:05,120
I don't know.

1250
01:16:05,160 --> 01:16:06,040
I don't know what it is.

1251
01:16:06,600 --> 01:16:07,400
And then...

1252
01:16:07,400 --> 01:16:08,640
During the game, you're just like...

1253
01:16:08,640 --> 01:16:09,640
I'm playing away like this.

1254
01:16:10,580 --> 01:16:11,600
And then it's just...

1255
01:16:11,600 --> 01:16:12,700
It's like...

1256
01:16:12,700 --> 01:16:15,080
Oh, yeah.

1257
01:16:15,140 --> 01:16:15,360
All right.

1258
01:16:15,400 --> 01:16:15,740
I got...

1259
01:16:15,740 --> 01:16:16,640
Maybe it was...

1260
01:16:16,640 --> 01:16:17,840
I see, like, a fucking...

1261
01:16:17,840 --> 01:16:18,800
One of the Spider-Men.

1262
01:16:20,140 --> 01:16:21,020
And I go like this.

1263
01:16:21,440 --> 01:16:22,140
Ah, the Spider!

1264
01:16:22,140 --> 01:16:22,980
- I'm gonna get it.

1265
01:16:22,980 --> 01:16:23,820
- I'm gonna get it.

1266
01:16:23,820 --> 01:16:53,800
- I'm gonna get it.

1267
01:16:53,800 --> 01:16:56,800
Or if it was like...

1268
01:16:59,800 --> 01:17:00,800
Oh no!

1269
01:17:00,800 --> 01:17:02,800
*Groans*

1270
01:17:23,800 --> 01:17:26,800
It's hard to... it's hard to act dead.

1271
01:17:26,800 --> 01:17:31,800
*Groans*

1272
01:17:35,800 --> 01:17:37,800
Please don't die, thank you very much.

1273
01:17:39,800 --> 01:17:41,800
Now do I fucking...

1274
01:17:42,800 --> 01:17:44,800
Use the film reel here is it?

1275
01:17:44,800 --> 01:17:46,800
Computer is used to open the electronic locks.

1276
01:17:46,800 --> 01:17:48,800
Will you turn it on? Yeah.

1277
01:17:48,800 --> 01:17:50,800
We've done all this.

1278
01:17:53,800 --> 01:17:54,800
*Groans*

1279
01:17:54,800 --> 01:17:56,700
Oh no!

1280
01:18:04,700 --> 01:18:06,800
Thank you very much. Please don't die.

1281
01:18:14,120 --> 01:18:15,300
Thank you very much.

1282
01:18:17,120 --> 01:18:19,700
Andy Madden and Gridrain741.

1283
01:18:21,320 --> 01:18:23,120
Where the fuck am I going, man?

1284
01:18:23,120 --> 01:18:24,500
This is a fucking speedrun.

1285
01:18:24,500 --> 01:18:34,700
Thank you very much, Gridrain741.

1286
01:18:35,300 --> 01:18:36,500
And Andy Madden who says,

1287
01:18:36,620 --> 01:18:37,420
Well, Schneek.

1288
01:18:41,940 --> 01:18:43,460
Maybe I could fuck it.

1289
01:18:45,960 --> 01:18:47,100
That looks like a door.

1290
01:18:47,340 --> 01:18:48,120
Can't go through there.

1291
01:18:50,980 --> 01:18:52,700
Frank McCourt, the video game.

1292
01:18:52,820 --> 01:18:58,180
Angela's Ashes is coming out on the PS4 in November.

1293
01:18:58,880 --> 01:18:59,900
Alongside Shenmue.

1294
01:19:07,900 --> 01:19:09,180
Oh, fuck.

1295
01:19:16,680 --> 01:19:17,840
I don't know.

1296
01:19:17,840 --> 01:19:17,840
I don't know.

1297
01:19:20,160 --> 01:19:21,780
Angela's Ashes 3D.

1298
01:19:23,760 --> 01:19:25,020
Milas, thank you very much.

1299
01:19:28,080 --> 01:19:29,620
Milas, thank you very much.

1300
01:19:29,840 --> 01:19:31,500
And I want to say something to you, Milas.

1301
01:19:32,760 --> 01:19:33,900
I want to say this.

1302
01:19:40,320 --> 01:19:41,660
Thanks for the donation.

1303
01:19:41,660 --> 01:19:41,660
Thanks for the donation.

1304
01:19:45,660 --> 01:19:47,540
And, hey mister.

1305
01:19:47,900 --> 01:19:48,680
Thank you very much.

1306
01:19:48,800 --> 01:19:50,600
There's one thing I wanted to say to you as well.

1307
01:19:50,600 --> 01:19:57,320
Thanks for the donation.

1308
01:20:02,600 --> 01:20:03,320
Milas.

1309
01:20:03,400 --> 01:20:04,260
Is it Milas?

1310
01:20:06,260 --> 01:20:07,760
Oh, man.

1311
01:20:07,760 --> 01:20:07,780
Oh, man.

1312
01:20:07,800 --> 01:20:09,040
This is getting on my tits now.

1313
01:20:09,980 --> 01:20:10,940
We've been through this.

1314
01:20:11,000 --> 01:20:12,820
We don't need to open this up anymore, do we?

1315
01:20:16,660 --> 01:20:18,040
It's a speed run, like.

1316
01:20:21,280 --> 01:20:22,300
It's a speed run.

1317
01:20:22,300 --> 01:20:22,320
It's a speed run.

1318
01:20:22,320 --> 01:20:47,920
Morgan Walsh.

1319
01:20:48,300 --> 01:20:50,180
Thank you very much, Morgan Walsh.

1320
01:20:50,640 --> 01:20:51,600
I appreciate that.

1321
01:20:51,780 --> 01:20:52,500
Very kind of you.

1322
01:20:52,900 --> 01:20:54,560
I hope you're having a nice Thursday night.

1323
01:20:54,980 --> 01:20:56,680
And you're pumped and ready for the weekend.

1324
01:21:00,060 --> 01:21:02,720
Has it been the same snake shirt for the past 10 years,

1325
01:21:02,780 --> 01:21:03,560
or are they different ones?

1326
01:21:04,100 --> 01:21:04,720
Oh, man.

1327
01:21:04,780 --> 01:21:05,220
So many.

1328
01:21:06,000 --> 01:21:06,620
So many.

1329
01:21:09,360 --> 01:21:10,620
Gone through a fucking rake of them.

1330
01:21:10,660 --> 01:21:11,220
I don't know how many.

1331
01:21:13,600 --> 01:21:15,580
Funnily enough, now, this one isn't good.

1332
01:21:15,680 --> 01:21:17,180
I don't think the print isn't great.

1333
01:21:17,280 --> 01:21:18,800
But, I mean, it pops.

1334
01:21:19,360 --> 01:21:20,020
Pops now.

1335
01:21:20,020 --> 01:21:23,920
On this thing.

1336
01:21:28,020 --> 01:21:31,940
Is there a fucking herb in here I can use?

1337
01:21:32,080 --> 01:21:32,680
Oh, there is.

1338
01:21:33,080 --> 01:21:33,540
There is.

1339
01:21:34,480 --> 01:21:34,920
Fantastic.

1340
01:21:40,660 --> 01:21:42,940
They're made from real snake skin, Cairn.

1341
01:21:42,940 --> 01:21:43,160
Yeah.

1342
01:21:59,160 --> 01:21:59,560
Gandalf.

1343
01:21:59,560 --> 01:21:59,560
Gandalf.

1344
01:21:59,620 --> 01:22:00,620
When you say the lights.

1345
01:22:01,020 --> 01:22:02,280
I've done that room.

1346
01:22:02,360 --> 01:22:03,940
I've turned the lights on already, man.

1347
01:22:06,940 --> 01:22:24,180
Bruno, what kind of merch?

1348
01:22:24,180 --> 01:22:29,300
Like, the fucking, the, uh, what do you call it now?

1349
01:22:29,420 --> 01:22:30,800
The t-shirts.

1350
01:22:31,800 --> 01:22:33,440
Is there anything better than that, like?

1351
01:22:33,840 --> 01:22:41,720
Because I don't think about what you could potentially sell other than making videos and then having a Patreon for the videos.

1352
01:22:42,200 --> 01:22:44,420
Or fucking streams and shit like that.

1353
01:22:45,140 --> 01:22:46,260
Is that not much enough?

1354
01:22:46,260 --> 01:22:46,260
Is that not much enough?

1355
01:22:51,780 --> 01:22:53,540
Look, I don't know how to turn the light on.

1356
01:22:56,260 --> 01:22:57,800
I don't know how to turn this light on.

1357
01:22:58,340 --> 01:22:58,660
Switch.

1358
01:22:58,780 --> 01:22:59,160
Ah, yeah.

1359
01:23:00,480 --> 01:23:01,120
There we go.

1360
01:23:09,420 --> 01:23:10,420
We've done all this.

1361
01:23:10,640 --> 01:23:12,120
There's nothing more I can do here.

1362
01:23:12,120 --> 01:23:31,940
Ah, the Ferrari jacket.

1363
01:23:32,060 --> 01:23:33,480
I've lost it, uh, Keaton.

1364
01:23:33,940 --> 01:23:35,960
I, I got it in Castle Bar in the market.

1365
01:23:35,960 --> 01:23:42,100
Do you know this, uh, Indian fella who runs the market down in Castle Bar on Market Square?

1366
01:23:42,500 --> 01:23:43,920
I don't know what day of the week.

1367
01:23:44,460 --> 01:23:56,600
But he had these, uh, he sells Scania jackets, Mercedes, John Deere, and then there was that leather Ferrari monstrosity that had all the fucking sponsors on it.

1368
01:23:56,900 --> 01:23:57,780
It's quality, man.

1369
01:23:58,400 --> 01:23:59,000
I've lost it.

1370
01:23:59,060 --> 01:23:59,880
I don't know where it's gone now.

1371
01:24:00,800 --> 01:24:02,680
It says Michael Schumacher on the back of it.

1372
01:24:03,500 --> 01:24:04,700
It's fucking gone now.

1373
01:24:10,700 --> 01:24:11,920
A Dodge Viper jacket.

1374
01:24:11,920 --> 01:24:14,060
I looked on the, uh, eBay for them.

1375
01:24:14,160 --> 01:24:15,340
They don't have a great selection.

1376
01:24:18,220 --> 01:24:19,720
The ones they do have weren't great.

1377
01:24:22,980 --> 01:24:23,440
Hang on.

1378
01:24:23,480 --> 01:24:24,400
I thought we opened this.

1379
01:24:25,880 --> 01:24:27,080
But we died, is it?

1380
01:24:35,300 --> 01:24:36,500
Craig Dowling, thank you.

1381
01:24:39,380 --> 01:24:40,340
Shout out to Rob.

1382
01:24:42,260 --> 01:24:43,380
Hope you're doing well, Rob.

1383
01:24:43,600 --> 01:24:44,500
Keep doing what you're doing.

1384
01:24:45,320 --> 01:24:46,180
Dowling's after you.

1385
01:24:51,520 --> 01:24:51,960
Jill?

1386
01:24:52,400 --> 01:24:53,500
Is that you, Jill?

1387
01:24:53,580 --> 01:24:54,140
Not this fucking shit again.

1388
01:24:55,760 --> 01:24:57,120
Oh, Chris, you're alive.

1389
01:24:59,120 --> 01:25:00,000
Of course.

1390
01:25:00,640 --> 01:25:01,200
Damn it.

1391
01:25:01,260 --> 01:25:02,700
We're in quite a predicament, Jill.

1392
01:25:03,400 --> 01:25:04,440
I know, Chris.

1393
01:25:04,960 --> 01:25:06,720
Anyway, I have to open this room.

1394
01:25:09,320 --> 01:25:10,620
It doesn't work.

1395
01:25:11,160 --> 01:25:13,460
Well, Chris, I'll be sure to come back and help you soon.

1396
01:25:13,780 --> 01:25:14,460
Will you wait here?

1397
01:25:15,280 --> 01:25:15,700
Thanks.

1398
01:25:16,060 --> 01:25:17,460
I'll be waiting here for you.

1399
01:25:21,180 --> 01:25:21,560
What?

1400
01:25:38,560 --> 01:25:41,020
This is a speed, a speed room or a speed run.

1401
01:25:41,260 --> 01:25:45,640
And Chris, our friend Chris Valentine is stuck inside the Jill speed room.

1402
01:25:55,060 --> 01:25:56,520
It's like the crystal maze.

1403
01:25:56,800 --> 01:25:57,940
And I'm Robert O'Brien.

1404
01:25:58,760 --> 01:26:01,700
I don't, instead of a harmonica, I have a bazooka and a shotgun.

1405
01:26:01,700 --> 01:26:25,700
*Sings*

1406
01:26:25,700 --> 01:26:29,700
*Sings*

1407
01:26:29,700 --> 01:26:33,700
Fuckin hell man, where am I going?

1408
01:26:33,700 --> 01:26:38,700
*Sings*

1409
01:26:38,700 --> 01:26:42,700
Does anyone know where you'd use the film reel?

1410
01:26:42,700 --> 01:26:45,700
*Sings*

1411
01:26:45,700 --> 01:26:47,700
See this thing?

1412
01:26:47,700 --> 01:26:49,700
*Sings*

1413
01:26:49,700 --> 01:26:51,700
*Sings*

1414
01:26:51,700 --> 01:27:01,700
*Sings*

1415
01:27:01,700 --> 01:27:05,700
The crystal meth maze, yeah I always thought why did nobody make the crystal meth maze?

1416
01:27:05,700 --> 01:27:11,700
*Sings*

1417
01:27:11,700 --> 01:27:17,700
And it was addicts going into houses and robbing, burgling them like, and they're like,

1418
01:27:17,700 --> 01:27:23,700
Robert O'Brien is outside going, playing the harmonica and then the other kind of drug addicts are outside going,

1419
01:27:23,700 --> 01:27:28,700
"Get the DVD player, go on, no, take the TV, take the TV!"

1420
01:27:28,700 --> 01:27:32,700
And they're just robbing shit and it's like, "Come on, you've only 30 seconds left!"

1421
01:27:32,700 --> 01:27:34,700
And he's got a bag of meth.

1422
01:27:34,700 --> 01:27:39,700
*Sings*

1423
01:27:39,700 --> 01:27:43,700
Ah, fuck this man. There's nothing you can do. There's no...

1424
01:28:04,500 --> 01:28:06,240
I've stolen your money.

1425
01:28:08,840 --> 01:28:10,840
Thank you very much. I've stolen your money.

1426
01:28:17,640 --> 01:28:19,240
This place seems to be a morgue.

1427
01:28:20,520 --> 01:28:23,320
Oh, man. I don't know, man. This is fucking tough, man.

1428
01:28:23,920 --> 01:28:24,900
I don't know where they're fucking going.

1429
01:28:25,260 --> 01:28:26,840
Maybe the power that I...

1430
01:28:27,380 --> 01:28:29,840
activated has opened the door upstairs.

1431
01:28:30,740 --> 01:28:31,600
So we'll go upstairs.

1432
01:28:35,000 --> 01:28:37,980
Now, I'm not just saying it because Sam the Poor has wrote that.

1433
01:28:37,980 --> 01:28:39,100
Or Fergie.

1434
01:28:39,100 --> 01:28:41,280
I thought that out in my own head.

1435
01:28:42,020 --> 01:28:44,060
Funnily enough, after I'd seen you write it.

1436
01:28:53,500 --> 01:28:54,940
I'll be Yertie.

1437
01:28:55,660 --> 01:28:57,760
Yertie 30, Toll Nail Mac.

1438
01:28:58,880 --> 01:29:00,060
There's a herb there as well.

1439
01:29:01,360 --> 01:29:02,920
And we'll combine the two herbines.

1440
01:29:03,660 --> 01:29:06,200
And bring us right back up to full-on health.

1441
01:29:06,620 --> 01:29:08,620
*Bell rings*

1442
01:29:08,620 --> 01:29:10,620
*Bell rings*

1443
01:29:10,620 --> 01:29:12,620
*Bell rings*

1444
01:29:12,620 --> 01:29:14,620
*Bell rings*

1445
01:29:14,620 --> 01:29:16,620
*Bell rings*

1446
01:29:16,620 --> 01:29:18,620
*Bell rings*

1447
01:29:18,620 --> 01:29:20,620
*Bell rings*

1448
01:29:20,620 --> 01:29:22,620
*Bell rings*

1449
01:29:22,620 --> 01:29:24,620
*Bell rings*

1450
01:29:24,620 --> 01:29:26,620
*Bell rings*

1451
01:29:26,620 --> 01:29:28,620
*Bell rings*

1452
01:29:28,620 --> 01:29:30,620
*Bell rings*

1453
01:29:30,620 --> 01:29:32,620
*Bell rings*

1454
01:29:32,620 --> 01:29:34,620
Cabinets!

1455
01:29:34,620 --> 01:29:41,820
or Craig Dowlands sorry I called you Captain Cabinets there didn't mean to call you the wrong

1456
01:29:41,820 --> 01:29:47,380
name another shout out to Rob because he missed the last one yeah Rob get the fucking act together

1457
01:29:47,380 --> 01:29:53,540
man I'm out here giving shout outs where are you fucking sharing is your shoes cop on

1458
01:29:53,540 --> 01:30:05,120
now with the power on

1459
01:30:05,120 --> 01:30:27,740
Paul Paul Mullen you're fucking right you are absolutely right

1460
01:30:27,740 --> 01:30:49,300
faith thank you very much faith I'm glad you've got the faith in the game we're gonna go down now

1461
01:30:49,300 --> 01:30:55,500
because uh Paul Mullen's just fucking cracked the code the Da Vinci load he cracked the code and we

1462
01:30:55,500 --> 01:31:06,660
all blew the Da Vinci load because he showed us what had happened and there's a room with a projector and it just here and we put that reel in and then we know exactly what we're doing will be reeling in the ears then

1463
01:31:06,660 --> 01:31:16,440
James Nolan dare to reach out to you no he was just very he was very kind as were all the DJs at the

1464
01:31:16,440 --> 01:31:19,920
boiler room really sound and they were just like yeah you can fucking do your thing

1465
01:31:19,920 --> 01:31:23,060
now we can use this

1466
01:31:23,060 --> 01:31:26,380
use use use use

1467
01:31:26,380 --> 01:31:29,780
fucking brilliant

1468
01:31:29,780 --> 01:31:37,260
this could be a bit disturbing people I don't know what's coming up here we've got an umbrella incorporated

1469
01:31:37,260 --> 01:31:39,300
bio weapon materials slideshow

1470
01:31:39,300 --> 01:31:40,300
powerpoint

1471
01:31:40,300 --> 01:31:40,300
powerpoint

1472
01:31:40,300 --> 01:31:57,000
thank you very much provincial champions yeah Jordan can you do the slideshow for us

1473
01:31:57,000 --> 01:32:01,880
of course I can

1474
01:32:01,880 --> 01:32:08,880
happy to help anytime

1475
01:32:08,880 --> 01:32:24,880
but first we need to go to a we need to go to our sponsors fire lighters

1476
01:32:24,880 --> 01:32:51,880
when I slither home after a hard day out in fields there's nothing I like more than lashing a few stickings into the fireplace and setting fire to them be careful not to burn your hands like I did while I'm waiting for that baby to get going I do a few rolls on the ground and a few reptilius repetitions just to get the blood flowing once those flames are licking high it's time to stick your coal in it you can generate extra draftage by using your gooch as a waft

1477
01:32:51,880 --> 01:32:58,880
now all that's left is to sit back and warm your sack by the place this message was brought to you by firelighters

1478
01:32:58,880 --> 01:33:05,880
this message was brought to you by firelighters

1479
01:33:05,880 --> 01:33:12,880
hello welcome back now it's time for a powerpoint display excuse me

1480
01:33:12,880 --> 01:33:19,880
mr. Jordan B. Peterson yes sorry can you scooch on for a second there's only some

1481
01:33:19,880 --> 01:33:32,120
Hello, welcome back. Now it's time for a PowerPoint display.

1482
01:33:34,260 --> 01:33:37,880
Excuse me, Mr. Jordan B. Peterson.

1483
01:33:38,680 --> 01:33:39,120
Yes?

1484
01:33:40,020 --> 01:33:47,460
Sorry, can you scooch on for a second? There's only one person who does PowerPoint displays around here, buddy boy.

1485
01:33:48,220 --> 01:33:49,160
Who is that?

1486
01:33:50,160 --> 01:33:53,560
Me, none other than the man himself.

1487
01:33:56,160 --> 01:34:00,020
Former senior sales executive of Mercedes Ireland.

1488
01:34:02,340 --> 01:34:06,840
Partner at KPMG by the age of 23.

1489
01:34:08,220 --> 01:34:12,560
Former media buyer and advertiser.

1490
01:34:13,560 --> 01:34:19,720
And now, all-round great cinematographer, DOP, and cutthroat Mercedes analyst.

1491
01:34:21,720 --> 01:34:23,000
Connor Williams.

1492
01:34:24,260 --> 01:34:30,100
How's it going, guys? Welcome to the Umbrella Incorporated PowerPoint display.

1493
01:34:32,660 --> 01:34:39,460
Have to say, I was, uh, mildly impressed with Umbrella and the way they managed to synthesize the T-Virus.

1494
01:34:40,820 --> 01:34:43,480
Yeah, I worked there for a long time myself.

1495
01:34:43,480 --> 01:34:50,580
Did 20 years, 20 years advertising work for the Umbrella Corporation just out in Raccoon City.

1496
01:34:51,780 --> 01:34:55,980
Yeah, shortly before I, uh, became full-on partner at KPMG.

1497
01:34:56,380 --> 01:35:03,140
I was helping the boys just sell, sling their gear, so to speak, out there in Raccoon.

1498
01:35:04,520 --> 01:35:05,360
The Raccoonsters.

1499
01:35:05,360 --> 01:35:08,040
Great town, great city.

1500
01:35:08,760 --> 01:35:09,460
Great people.

1501
01:35:14,380 --> 01:35:15,440
Let's have a look.

1502
01:35:15,520 --> 01:35:17,420
Let's have a look at the charts, guys.

1503
01:35:17,520 --> 01:35:19,980
Oh, brother, incorporated.

1504
01:35:21,980 --> 01:35:32,360
So, this was the PowerPoint slideshow that I had to make to impress the team, impress the CEOs, okay?

1505
01:35:32,720 --> 01:35:43,640
I just got out of Trinity and DCU with a post-grad in business analytical systems and, of course, e-commerce,

1506
01:35:44,640 --> 01:35:49,000
which at that stage of the game was still in its infancy as an industry, you know?

1507
01:35:49,840 --> 01:35:52,720
Uh, you had, what, Windows 95 was out.

1508
01:35:52,840 --> 01:35:55,980
You had, like, the internet was still dial-up.

1509
01:35:57,160 --> 01:36:01,000
Uh, you know, I remember, you know, looking at images.

1510
01:36:01,820 --> 01:36:09,620
And it was, it's actually, broadband has taken the romanticism out of, you know, looking at erotic images.

1511
01:36:09,620 --> 01:36:16,780
Because at the time, dial-up, you know, you'd see bits and pieces over the course of about three minutes.

1512
01:36:17,520 --> 01:36:26,340
You know, you'd see the head, then the eyes, you know, then get down, neck, shoulders, no bra.

1513
01:36:26,940 --> 01:36:28,280
Then maybe a bit of boob.

1514
01:36:29,620 --> 01:36:30,720
Then a little bit more.

1515
01:36:31,140 --> 01:36:32,700
And then sometimes you'd see a dick.

1516
01:36:34,020 --> 01:36:36,220
You know, and you'd waste it all that time.

1517
01:36:36,900 --> 01:36:40,480
So, in some ways, romanticism has been taken away.

1518
01:36:40,600 --> 01:36:43,960
But you do know what you're getting with fiber optic high-speed broadband.

1519
01:36:47,960 --> 01:36:48,800
Umbrella Inc.

1520
01:36:48,800 --> 01:36:51,280
Bioweapon materials, guys.

1521
01:36:51,440 --> 01:36:54,260
Okay, this is a bio-organic weapon we were making.

1522
01:36:55,040 --> 01:37:03,840
But we were hoping to sell on, then, to the states and other nation-states that were, you know, working with these chemicals.

1523
01:37:04,020 --> 01:37:06,940
Actually, we had a big contract with the Syrians, guys.

1524
01:37:08,400 --> 01:37:09,320
Let's have a look here.

1525
01:37:12,640 --> 01:37:16,420
So, this was the first little guy, cheeky little guy we had called Cerberus.

1526
01:37:17,960 --> 01:37:22,320
And now, he was a lovely little, uh, what was he, uh, what kind of dog was he again?

1527
01:37:23,300 --> 01:37:23,700
Doberman.

1528
01:37:23,900 --> 01:37:24,760
Or a Dachshund.

1529
01:37:25,220 --> 01:37:26,380
Definitely not a Dachshund.

1530
01:37:27,160 --> 01:37:28,420
He was a nice guy.

1531
01:37:28,940 --> 01:37:33,800
We injected him with a, with a full shot of that stuff into his little neck.

1532
01:37:34,280 --> 01:37:35,140
And he squealed.

1533
01:37:35,860 --> 01:37:36,900
And it was kind of sad.

1534
01:37:37,440 --> 01:37:40,100
But he turned into an absolute fucking unit weapon.

1535
01:37:41,160 --> 01:37:41,920
Do you know what I mean?

1536
01:37:43,200 --> 01:37:44,880
There's no escaping this guy.

1537
01:37:46,440 --> 01:37:48,340
And if he bites you, you're fucked.

1538
01:37:51,200 --> 01:37:53,000
MA39cerberus.ie.

1539
01:37:54,000 --> 01:37:56,420
It was a real, it's a real sweet little pooch.

1540
01:37:56,940 --> 01:37:57,700
Don't cross him.

1541
01:37:58,060 --> 01:37:59,120
And make sure you feed him.

1542
01:38:00,480 --> 01:38:02,300
Otherwise, he's gonna be snacking on you.

1543
01:38:04,500 --> 01:38:06,300
It's almost six o'clock.

1544
01:38:10,940 --> 01:38:13,080
So, next, next beast.

1545
01:38:15,900 --> 01:38:17,120
What have we got here?

1546
01:38:17,120 --> 01:38:17,680
Neptune.

1547
01:38:20,860 --> 01:38:22,840
Neptune was a lovely shark.

1548
01:38:23,680 --> 01:38:24,600
A great guy.

1549
01:38:25,420 --> 01:38:26,980
Some would say a great white.

1550
01:38:27,180 --> 01:38:30,780
Well, tell you this.

1551
01:38:31,160 --> 01:38:32,820
We pumped him full of the T-Virus.

1552
01:38:32,960 --> 01:38:34,740
And he turned into the great shite.

1553
01:38:35,120 --> 01:38:37,220
A real shock horror of a fucking thing.

1554
01:38:37,620 --> 01:38:39,560
Real Damien Hirst sort of thing.

1555
01:38:39,780 --> 01:38:40,140
Like, you know?

1556
01:38:40,680 --> 01:38:43,100
Floating around in a formaldehyde tank.

1557
01:38:43,600 --> 01:38:44,980
Little babies as well.

1558
01:38:45,040 --> 01:38:45,320
He had.

1559
01:38:46,480 --> 01:38:47,880
JosephConey.ie.

1560
01:38:48,100 --> 01:38:53,100
In fact, we actually went to Joseph Coney with the slides.

1561
01:38:53,360 --> 01:38:54,900
We went and showed him what we could give him.

1562
01:38:54,960 --> 01:39:00,520
He was only interested in assembling an army of children warriors.

1563
01:39:01,660 --> 01:39:03,140
So we just packed the bags.

1564
01:39:03,740 --> 01:39:05,620
Got the fuck out of wherever it was.

1565
01:39:05,960 --> 01:39:07,440
Uganda or whatever it was.

1566
01:39:07,940 --> 01:39:08,520
Who knows?

1567
01:39:08,960 --> 01:39:09,920
Great hotel, though.

1568
01:39:11,260 --> 01:39:12,880
I think they have a Hilton there.

1569
01:39:13,500 --> 01:39:15,200
Thanks so much.

1570
01:39:15,860 --> 01:39:19,200
Joseph Coney for putting us up in the Hilton in Uganda

1571
01:39:19,200 --> 01:39:23,820
while we were trying to sell you the new bio-grade weapons.

1572
01:39:23,980 --> 01:39:25,500
It's almost six o'clock.

1573
01:39:29,080 --> 01:39:30,980
Quick look at the charts, guys.

1574
01:39:33,720 --> 01:39:34,800
The hunter.

1575
01:39:35,920 --> 01:39:38,060
The all-slimy rectum.

1576
01:39:39,120 --> 01:39:40,260
The green bastard.

1577
01:39:41,060 --> 01:39:42,620
The jolly green lizard.

1578
01:39:43,320 --> 01:39:45,140
Not so jolly if he gets a hold of you.

1579
01:39:45,240 --> 01:39:47,520
His claws are huge.

1580
01:39:48,400 --> 01:39:49,980
It's almost six o'clock.

1581
01:39:51,120 --> 01:39:53,200
Look at the little claws, guys.

1582
01:39:54,880 --> 01:39:55,320
Slashington.

1583
01:39:55,500 --> 01:39:56,220
He'd slash.

1584
01:39:56,340 --> 01:39:56,980
He'd crawl.

1585
01:39:57,300 --> 01:39:58,320
He'd clash you.

1586
01:40:00,320 --> 01:40:03,000
This guy was originally a little toad.

1587
01:40:03,000 --> 01:40:04,500
Would you believe that?

1588
01:40:04,500 --> 01:40:10,680
Just a little toad that you'd find down the pond in your local park or your local Zurich broker.

1589
01:40:12,040 --> 01:40:16,700
Once injected with the T-Virus, this guy became the hunter.

1590
01:40:17,160 --> 01:40:18,140
Hunter S. Thompson.

1591
01:40:19,140 --> 01:40:20,760
He'd stalked the car at all.

1592
01:40:20,760 --> 01:40:20,760
He'd stalked the car at all.

1593
01:40:20,760 --> 01:40:23,080
Just looking to slash you out of it, man.

1594
01:40:23,880 --> 01:40:24,940
He's a good guy.

1595
01:40:25,380 --> 01:40:27,240
But he takes a few shotgun shells.

1596
01:40:27,240 --> 01:40:29,100
Three, in fact, to kill him.

1597
01:40:29,600 --> 01:40:34,300
I remember we were staying in the mansion above Umbrella one of the nights out in Raccoon.

1598
01:40:35,060 --> 01:40:36,460
See, I was just on my business trips.

1599
01:40:36,600 --> 01:40:38,940
You know, I was flying over from Dublin.

1600
01:40:39,820 --> 01:40:43,940
You know, I'd drive, just get the M50 out to, and then onto the airport road then.

1601
01:40:45,140 --> 01:40:49,840
I was doing day shifts in Mercedes and then fucking doing a few nights out in Raccoon.

1602
01:40:50,820 --> 01:40:51,940
With the Raccoonsters.

1603
01:40:53,100 --> 01:40:55,940
And, yeah, it was tough, but, like, you gotta put the hours in.

1604
01:40:56,000 --> 01:41:00,340
If you're a professional kind of guy, you wanna go far in the industry, you need to put the hours in.

1605
01:41:01,180 --> 01:41:03,500
So, yeah, I was over in the mansion house.

1606
01:41:04,420 --> 01:41:04,860
Stayed.

1607
01:41:04,880 --> 01:41:05,640
They put us up.

1608
01:41:05,760 --> 01:41:06,740
Great meals.

1609
01:41:06,900 --> 01:41:07,800
Great dinners.

1610
01:41:09,340 --> 01:41:11,740
Sam Pelley in the fridge beside the bed.

1611
01:41:12,640 --> 01:41:13,460
Unreal stuff.

1612
01:41:14,600 --> 01:41:16,060
I'm trying to get to sleep one night.

1613
01:41:16,120 --> 01:41:17,180
I hear this little scratching.

1614
01:41:17,560 --> 01:41:18,340
This little...

1615
01:41:21,060 --> 01:41:22,920
I say, who's that?

1616
01:41:23,060 --> 01:41:24,640
It's almost six o'clock.

1617
01:41:25,380 --> 01:41:28,140
I open the door, and it's this little hunter guy.

1618
01:41:29,080 --> 01:41:32,440
And he has another little Sam Pelley with a little fucking silk cloth on it.

1619
01:41:33,140 --> 01:41:34,400
And he goes like that.

1620
01:41:34,680 --> 01:41:35,300
And I go, listen.

1621
01:41:35,600 --> 01:41:37,780
I said, thanks very much, little man.

1622
01:41:38,260 --> 01:41:38,860
Very kind of you.

1623
01:41:38,860 --> 01:41:40,380
I didn't know there was room service.

1624
01:41:41,180 --> 01:41:42,160
I said...

1625
01:41:42,160 --> 01:41:46,500
The owner of the mansion has left a few Sam Pelley's in the fridge.

1626
01:41:46,740 --> 01:41:47,360
Six-pack.

1627
01:41:47,520 --> 01:41:48,140
Aranciata.

1628
01:41:49,720 --> 01:41:51,180
And he just fucking looked at me.

1629
01:41:51,280 --> 01:41:52,260
He was like...

1630
01:41:52,260 --> 01:41:55,700
Fucking slashed my face, man.

1631
01:41:57,520 --> 01:42:02,340
So, fortunately enough, I had a fucking baseball bat in the room with me.

1632
01:42:02,680 --> 01:42:04,180
Just fucking smashed his head in.

1633
01:42:05,460 --> 01:42:06,840
He hit the deck of the floor.

1634
01:42:06,840 --> 01:42:10,160
I shut the door, put the lock on the next morning, he was gone.

1635
01:42:11,260 --> 01:42:15,000
We didn't see much more of him, but he's a solid biological weapon.

1636
01:42:15,240 --> 01:42:16,160
That was the main thing.

1637
01:42:17,160 --> 01:42:21,880
I was informed later on by the scientists, but this was one of the new projects I hadn't been told about.

1638
01:42:23,880 --> 01:42:24,800
Finally...

1639
01:42:24,800 --> 01:42:27,560
Lastly, sorry.

1640
01:42:27,720 --> 01:42:34,520
But by no means least, it's the T-002 Tyrant.ie.

1641
01:42:35,320 --> 01:42:38,260
An absolute sweet beast of a creature.

1642
01:42:38,980 --> 01:42:41,200
A real fucking head the ball.

1643
01:42:41,880 --> 01:42:43,560
An absolute scummer.

1644
01:42:44,240 --> 01:42:45,280
But a nice guy.

1645
01:42:45,500 --> 01:42:46,820
It's almost six o'clock.

1646
01:42:46,840 --> 01:42:47,640
Good intentions.

1647
01:42:48,840 --> 01:42:53,940
He was originally the main head scientist in the fucking Umbrella Corporation.

1648
01:42:56,760 --> 01:42:58,640
He was a heroin addict.

1649
01:42:59,460 --> 01:43:00,660
Mad for the smack.

1650
01:43:01,740 --> 01:43:04,520
And someone replaced the fucking needle.

1651
01:43:05,500 --> 01:43:07,800
His syringe with the T-Virus.

1652
01:43:09,480 --> 01:43:14,960
It was either that or he was so desperate for a hit that he actually fucking put the T-Virus into himself.

1653
01:43:16,200 --> 01:43:18,040
And he grew a massive claw.

1654
01:43:18,040 --> 01:43:20,180
And an eyeball.

1655
01:43:21,020 --> 01:43:22,440
The side of his shoulder there.

1656
01:43:23,820 --> 01:43:26,020
Real scary, scary, scary beast.

1657
01:43:27,140 --> 01:43:30,060
He had to be kept contained inside a cage.

1658
01:43:31,320 --> 01:43:34,220
And, you know, I was just saying to him, listen big guy.

1659
01:43:35,240 --> 01:43:36,360
I feel sorry for you, man.

1660
01:43:36,920 --> 01:43:38,500
But look, you're fucked.

1661
01:43:39,140 --> 01:43:43,360
But it's never, ever too early to start a Zurich pension plan.

1662
01:43:44,600 --> 01:43:45,660
Do you know what I mean?

1663
01:43:45,660 --> 01:43:51,960
He just was nonplussed.

1664
01:43:52,080 --> 01:43:55,200
He actually couldn't really say anything, you know, because he was a tyrant.

1665
01:43:55,360 --> 01:43:56,440
He just could go like...

1666
01:43:56,440 --> 01:44:05,880
But that was the PowerPoint anyway.

1667
01:44:05,980 --> 01:44:07,900
And we sold a load of these guys.

1668
01:44:08,140 --> 01:44:09,660
It's almost six o'clock.

1669
01:44:10,180 --> 01:44:11,920
I mean, we had buyers on the table.

1670
01:44:13,920 --> 01:44:15,420
You know, money down.

1671
01:44:15,960 --> 01:44:16,920
Contract signed.

1672
01:44:17,000 --> 01:44:17,700
The whole lot.

1673
01:44:18,280 --> 01:44:19,920
And then out of nowhere.

1674
01:44:21,220 --> 01:44:22,300
Knock on the door.

1675
01:44:22,760 --> 01:44:26,460
It's only fucking Bravo team from Raccoon City Police Department.

1676
01:44:27,640 --> 01:44:29,580
They're like, yeah, what's wrong?

1677
01:44:30,260 --> 01:44:31,620
Do you want us to keep the noise down?

1678
01:44:33,140 --> 01:44:34,840
They're like, no, we need to come inside.

1679
01:44:34,920 --> 01:44:36,500
There's been a fucking murder.

1680
01:44:36,680 --> 01:44:38,200
A hiker was found in the fucking woods.

1681
01:44:38,280 --> 01:44:39,520
And there's been some wolves and shit.

1682
01:44:40,380 --> 01:44:43,940
And when they said the fucking wolves, I knew that that was Cerberus, the dog.

1683
01:44:44,940 --> 01:44:47,580
Because we'd let him out of his fucking cage, you know.

1684
01:44:48,740 --> 01:44:50,640
So my heart was pounding.

1685
01:44:51,400 --> 01:44:52,680
I closed the fucking door.

1686
01:44:53,520 --> 01:44:57,140
I said, look, scientists and fellow umbrellans.

1687
01:44:58,260 --> 01:45:01,120
I need to get the fuck back to Cavendale tomorrow.

1688
01:45:02,800 --> 01:45:04,480
I don't know what you guys are doing.

1689
01:45:04,640 --> 01:45:05,860
I don't know what you need to do.

1690
01:45:05,860 --> 01:45:13,300
But as far as this project is concerned, Connor Williams is not on it anymore.

1691
01:45:13,840 --> 01:45:15,100
You've got the cops involved.

1692
01:45:15,260 --> 01:45:18,420
As far as I was concerned, this was all under the table.

1693
01:45:19,260 --> 01:45:20,140
See you later.

1694
01:45:20,700 --> 01:45:21,980
I just got the fuck out of there.

1695
01:45:22,200 --> 01:45:23,800
Went back to the room, grabbed my stuff.

1696
01:45:24,500 --> 01:45:26,740
Took the rest of the Sam Pels, stuck it in the bag.

1697
01:45:27,360 --> 01:45:31,420
Then just got into the Mercedes and drove to Raccoon City Airport.

1698
01:45:31,900 --> 01:45:35,820
Where I was on a one-way flight back to Weston Airport Airfield.

1699
01:45:36,180 --> 01:45:38,220
Where I have connections and contacts.

1700
01:45:38,660 --> 01:45:40,500
I even have a hangar out there.

1701
01:45:41,480 --> 01:45:46,020
We landed back and, yeah, my Mercedes was in the hangar.

1702
01:45:46,020 --> 01:45:47,680
Just drove right back home.

1703
01:45:47,880 --> 01:45:48,500
No trace.

1704
01:45:48,720 --> 01:45:49,220
No nothing.

1705
01:45:49,540 --> 01:45:50,100
It was great.

1706
01:45:50,160 --> 01:45:51,760
It's almost six o'clock.

1707
01:45:56,820 --> 01:45:57,580
Oh, yeah.

1708
01:45:57,620 --> 01:45:57,840
Sorry.

1709
01:45:57,920 --> 01:45:59,120
I forgot about the boys.

1710
01:46:00,040 --> 01:46:01,700
Bioweapon Research Institute.

1711
01:46:01,940 --> 01:46:02,900
R&D staff.

1712
01:46:03,760 --> 01:46:05,100
And there's me there.

1713
01:46:05,100 --> 01:46:06,960
You can see me just at the back.

1714
01:46:07,680 --> 01:46:08,200
Up there.

1715
01:46:08,320 --> 01:46:08,600
Sorry.

1716
01:46:09,080 --> 01:46:11,200
I had a different hairstyle back then.

1717
01:46:12,140 --> 01:46:13,300
The boys.

1718
01:46:13,980 --> 01:46:14,280
Yeah.

1719
01:46:14,380 --> 01:46:15,120
Great times.

1720
01:46:15,800 --> 01:46:18,900
That was us making the fucking Sam Pell down the lab.

1721
01:46:19,320 --> 01:46:23,060
We were actually working on a new flavor of Sam Pellegrino as well.

1722
01:46:24,540 --> 01:46:25,800
How can I forget?

1723
01:46:25,800 --> 01:46:27,320
My good friend.

1724
01:46:27,660 --> 01:46:31,880
The honest and forever reliable Albert Wesker.

1725
01:46:32,660 --> 01:46:33,160
Just there.

1726
01:46:33,160 --> 01:46:34,640
Just above my head there.

1727
01:46:35,140 --> 01:46:36,260
A real great guy.

1728
01:46:36,760 --> 01:46:38,620
And actually best man at my wedding.

1729
01:46:39,740 --> 01:46:42,120
A real fucking stand up guy.

1730
01:46:42,880 --> 01:46:43,560
Sweetheart.

1731
01:46:43,820 --> 01:46:44,820
Such a sweetheart.

1732
01:46:45,240 --> 01:46:46,760
It's almost six o'clock.

1733
01:46:50,360 --> 01:46:51,320
That was us.

1734
01:46:52,220 --> 01:46:53,640
Bioweapon Research Institute.

1735
01:46:53,860 --> 01:46:54,800
R&D staff.

1736
01:46:59,120 --> 01:46:59,560
Sorry.

1737
01:46:59,700 --> 01:47:00,220
We're going to show.

1738
01:47:00,320 --> 01:47:00,800
One more.

1739
01:47:00,900 --> 01:47:01,960
I just wanted to show you something there.

1740
01:47:02,060 --> 01:47:02,600
There's servers.

1741
01:47:02,760 --> 01:47:03,700
Shouldn't have let them out of the cage.

1742
01:47:03,800 --> 01:47:04,100
Neptune.

1743
01:47:04,360 --> 01:47:04,900
Bad Shark.

1744
01:47:05,040 --> 01:47:05,280
Damien.

1745
01:47:05,340 --> 01:47:05,740
We sold.

1746
01:47:05,960 --> 01:47:08,040
We sold Neptune to Damien Hurst.

1747
01:47:08,080 --> 01:47:09,740
And he made a fucking killing on him.

1748
01:47:10,320 --> 01:47:12,280
Made a absolute killing on him.

1749
01:47:12,880 --> 01:47:13,820
Did you see Damien?

1750
01:47:13,880 --> 01:47:14,460
What he did?

1751
01:47:14,460 --> 01:47:17,220
Give us a moment there.

1752
01:47:17,340 --> 01:47:18,900
It's almost six o'clock.

1753
01:47:30,780 --> 01:47:31,640
Look at that.

1754
01:47:32,240 --> 01:47:33,600
Fucking Neptune man.

1755
01:47:35,300 --> 01:47:36,300
He stuck him in.

1756
01:47:36,400 --> 01:47:38,340
This is a speed run guys.

1757
01:47:39,020 --> 01:47:40,400
Welcome to the speed run.

1758
01:47:42,140 --> 01:47:43,340
ZurichShark.ie.

1759
01:47:43,340 --> 01:47:46,820
When we sold that to Hurst.

1760
01:47:47,860 --> 01:47:48,880
He looked at it.

1761
01:47:49,600 --> 01:47:52,320
And he was just wearing a dressing gown at the time.

1762
01:47:52,540 --> 01:47:55,000
And we could see something burst out underneath.

1763
01:47:55,880 --> 01:47:57,040
And it was a complete.

1764
01:47:59,080 --> 01:48:00,440
A real absolute.

1765
01:48:01,220 --> 01:48:02,340
ZurichHardin.ie.

1766
01:48:02,660 --> 01:48:04,060
One in a million like you know.

1767
01:48:06,000 --> 01:48:07,600
And I'm not messing.

1768
01:48:07,600 --> 01:48:09,980
There he is with the fucking Neptune guys.

1769
01:48:10,500 --> 01:48:12,700
Damien Hurst with the Neptune guys.

1770
01:48:14,260 --> 01:48:15,440
So needless to say.

1771
01:48:15,580 --> 01:48:17,340
I was absolutely fucking livid.

1772
01:48:17,460 --> 01:48:19,200
When I read in the paper the next week.

1773
01:48:20,460 --> 01:48:22,980
I think it was like the Guardian or the Observer.

1774
01:48:23,520 --> 01:48:24,920
Had a feature on him.

1775
01:48:25,160 --> 01:48:25,460
Saying.

1776
01:48:26,140 --> 01:48:27,980
The greatest ever living artist.

1777
01:48:28,720 --> 01:48:30,020
Of all time.

1778
01:48:30,440 --> 01:48:31,620
Has just come up with.

1779
01:48:32,180 --> 01:48:33,420
An amazing piece.

1780
01:48:34,120 --> 01:48:34,620
I was like.

1781
01:48:34,820 --> 01:48:36,880
Excuse fucking me.

1782
01:48:37,920 --> 01:48:39,120
I made that.

1783
01:48:39,940 --> 01:48:40,200
Do you know.

1784
01:48:40,280 --> 01:48:41,080
I made that.

1785
01:48:41,740 --> 01:48:43,160
And there's Hurstie Boy.

1786
01:48:43,620 --> 01:48:46,240
He's about to flag that for ma- ma- ma- zillions.

1787
01:48:49,420 --> 01:48:50,580
Just makes me fucking.

1788
01:48:50,940 --> 01:48:52,280
I- I get sick when I read.

1789
01:48:52,340 --> 01:48:54,060
And then he's making crystal skulls.

1790
01:48:54,060 --> 01:48:55,760
Like he's in Indiana Jones or something.

1791
01:48:55,820 --> 01:48:57,340
It's almost six o'clock.

1792
01:48:57,880 --> 01:48:59,220
Absolute neck of him.

1793
01:49:00,200 --> 01:49:00,860
So we had the Haunter.

1794
01:49:01,000 --> 01:49:01,180
Sorry.

1795
01:49:01,220 --> 01:49:03,000
I just wanted to show you this Stag Do again.

1796
01:49:05,580 --> 01:49:07,500
Myself and the boys on the Stag Do.

1797
01:49:08,660 --> 01:49:09,660
You may know us as.

1798
01:49:09,980 --> 01:49:10,360
I may.

1799
01:49:10,500 --> 01:49:13,600
You may know us as Bioweapon Research Institute R&D staff.

1800
01:49:14,160 --> 01:49:14,880
But I know that.

1801
01:49:15,000 --> 01:49:17,040
Those guys simply as my best friends.

1802
01:49:17,540 --> 01:49:18,060
Jordan B.

1803
01:49:18,140 --> 01:49:19,060
Peterson on the left.

1804
01:49:19,520 --> 01:49:19,900
Me and the.

1805
01:49:20,080 --> 01:49:21,260
Me on the second to left.

1806
01:49:22,260 --> 01:49:22,640
Uh.

1807
01:49:22,980 --> 01:49:24,080
Two over a lads.

1808
01:49:24,160 --> 01:49:25,520
Can't remember who they fucking were.

1809
01:49:25,580 --> 01:49:27,060
They were actually just friends of Wesker's.

1810
01:49:27,160 --> 01:49:28,200
And my best friend.

1811
01:49:28,440 --> 01:49:29,320
Albert Wesker.

1812
01:49:30,700 --> 01:49:32,560
Never fucking forget you guys.

1813
01:49:32,960 --> 01:49:33,860
I love you to pieces.

1814
01:49:34,360 --> 01:49:35,480
Absolute sweethearts.

1815
01:49:35,480 --> 01:49:50,000
Welcome back to the stream.

1816
01:49:52,040 --> 01:49:54,080
Apologies for that interlude.

1817
01:49:55,820 --> 01:49:56,740
Connor Williams.

1818
01:49:57,520 --> 01:49:58,100
A man.

1819
01:49:59,400 --> 01:50:04,680
A disciple of the Jordan B. Peterson School of Thought and Technology.

1820
01:50:05,480 --> 01:50:05,760
Yeah.

1821
01:50:06,160 --> 01:50:06,980
You heard right.

1822
01:50:07,520 --> 01:50:09,100
I'm opening my own university.

1823
01:50:09,920 --> 01:50:11,240
JBP IT.

1824
01:50:12,080 --> 01:50:13,900
It's going to be based in Carlo.

1825
01:50:13,900 --> 01:50:24,160
You can come and study a JBIT.

1826
01:50:24,720 --> 01:50:25,400
JBP.

1827
01:50:25,660 --> 01:50:26,800
JPB IT.

1828
01:50:28,640 --> 01:50:29,160
Carlo.

1829
01:50:29,340 --> 01:50:31,900
But you need 666 points.

1830
01:50:33,400 --> 01:50:36,240
The number of points of the beast.

1831
01:50:37,140 --> 01:50:37,540
Also.

1832
01:50:39,800 --> 01:50:41,540
You need to be packing your wallet.

1833
01:50:41,840 --> 01:50:43,120
It's going to cost you a lot of money.

1834
01:50:45,620 --> 01:50:46,660
Thank you very much.

1835
01:50:48,140 --> 01:50:50,000
It's available on the CAO.

1836
01:50:51,020 --> 01:50:52,060
See you next year.

1837
01:50:53,460 --> 01:50:54,420
Classes include.

1838
01:50:54,580 --> 01:50:56,320
How to clean your room 101.

1839
01:50:59,580 --> 01:51:00,440
And that's it.

1840
01:51:00,520 --> 01:51:00,720
Just.

1841
01:51:00,960 --> 01:51:01,820
That's it right now.

1842
01:51:01,900 --> 01:51:02,960
We haven't got any further.

1843
01:51:03,120 --> 01:51:04,380
But we have so many young.

1844
01:51:04,840 --> 01:51:06,000
Impressionable men out there.

1845
01:51:06,120 --> 01:51:06,920
Who have already put.

1846
01:51:07,320 --> 01:51:08,840
Put pen to paper on this.

1847
01:51:09,940 --> 01:51:11,220
Their money is secure.

1848
01:51:12,340 --> 01:51:12,960
Bye bye.

1849
01:51:14,320 --> 01:51:15,200
Thanks very much.

1850
01:51:15,460 --> 01:51:15,800
Jordan.

1851
01:51:15,920 --> 01:51:16,980
It's almost 6 o'clock.

1852
01:51:17,420 --> 01:51:18,700
And Connor Williams as well.

1853
01:51:21,800 --> 01:51:22,600
Connor Williams.

1854
01:51:23,680 --> 01:51:24,980
Should be back next week.

1855
01:51:25,080 --> 01:51:25,980
For drive time I think.

1856
01:51:26,280 --> 01:51:26,460
Because.

1857
01:51:27,120 --> 01:51:28,640
He's just been away at Wimbledon.

1858
01:51:28,720 --> 01:51:29,480
And all that kind of stuff.

1859
01:51:29,620 --> 01:51:29,680
But.

1860
01:51:30,000 --> 01:51:30,960
It's amazing to think.

1861
01:51:31,060 --> 01:51:31,840
That he was involved.

1862
01:51:31,960 --> 01:51:32,780
In this fucking thing.

1863
01:51:32,840 --> 01:51:34,940
Umbrella and the boys.

1864
01:51:37,060 --> 01:51:37,320
Oh.

1865
01:51:41,760 --> 01:51:42,880
JP only eats meat.

1866
01:51:43,300 --> 01:51:44,260
I heard he does.

1867
01:51:46,300 --> 01:51:47,740
What would that do for you though?

1868
01:51:47,780 --> 01:51:48,720
Would that fuck you up?

1869
01:51:48,780 --> 01:51:49,480
Or what's the story?

1870
01:51:51,680 --> 01:51:52,280
Hang on.

1871
01:51:52,280 --> 01:51:52,280
Hang on.

1872
01:51:53,400 --> 01:51:53,800
What.

1873
01:51:53,940 --> 01:51:55,160
What does that mean now?

1874
01:51:55,300 --> 01:51:56,480
Once we did that slide.

1875
01:51:56,580 --> 01:51:57,780
Does that mean anything for us?

1876
01:51:57,780 --> 01:51:59,940
What does that do for us?

1877
01:51:59,940 --> 01:52:15,920
What does that do for us?

1878
01:52:17,060 --> 01:52:18,200
Was that a waste of time?

1879
01:52:18,200 --> 01:52:18,220
Was that a waste of time?

1880
01:52:29,440 --> 01:52:30,300
Awesome McFun book.

1881
01:52:30,360 --> 01:52:30,780
Thank you.

1882
01:52:33,580 --> 01:52:34,520
Thank you very much.

1883
01:52:38,120 --> 01:52:38,760
Patrick Conlon.

1884
01:52:38,760 --> 01:52:38,820
Patrick Conlon.

1885
01:52:38,820 --> 01:52:38,820
Patrick Conlon.

1886
01:52:38,920 --> 01:52:40,280
Turn the switch on in the third room.

1887
01:52:40,360 --> 01:52:42,000
Where's the fucking third room Pat?

1888
01:52:42,620 --> 01:52:42,940
Pat.

1889
01:52:44,100 --> 01:52:45,580
Where's the third room Pat?

1890
01:52:51,580 --> 01:52:52,020
Ricky.

1891
01:52:52,120 --> 01:52:53,140
Thank you very much Ricky.

1892
01:52:53,840 --> 01:52:54,560
Ricky baby.

1893
01:52:55,220 --> 01:52:56,180
Very very nice.

1894
01:52:56,720 --> 01:52:57,740
Very very kind of you.

1895
01:52:58,340 --> 01:52:58,900
I love it.

1896
01:52:59,620 --> 01:53:00,280
I love it all.

1897
01:53:01,060 --> 01:53:01,700
I love it all.

1898
01:53:01,760 --> 01:53:02,800
I'm having a fucking ball.

1899
01:53:10,800 --> 01:53:13,340
Trippy trippy trippy trippy trippy trippy dippy.

1900
01:53:13,900 --> 01:53:14,840
Making those beats.

1901
01:53:15,360 --> 01:53:16,940
Come out your ass like Mr. Whippy.

1902
01:53:17,820 --> 01:53:18,640
Pull the lever.

1903
01:53:18,740 --> 01:53:19,700
The lever of the clever.

1904
01:53:20,420 --> 01:53:21,580
Make that ice cream go.

1905
01:53:22,120 --> 01:53:23,540
Dripping onto your hot leather.

1906
01:53:23,720 --> 01:53:24,940
On a hot summer's day.

1907
01:53:25,200 --> 01:53:26,480
The bikers came to play.

1908
01:53:26,620 --> 01:53:28,620
They want to eat 99's and go away.

1909
01:53:30,940 --> 01:53:32,260
Thanks very much Steph.

1910
01:53:34,200 --> 01:53:35,820
Hopefully the music ain't so loud.

1911
01:53:36,000 --> 01:53:36,900
It'll make you go deaf.

1912
01:53:38,000 --> 01:53:40,180
Make sure to turn the volume down.

1913
01:53:40,360 --> 01:53:41,720
On your headphones.

1914
01:53:42,400 --> 01:53:45,400
Otherwise they're gonna burst your eardrums.

1915
01:53:48,520 --> 01:53:49,920
Sorry there's no trip hop.

1916
01:53:50,500 --> 01:53:51,780
There's no trip hop now.

1917
01:53:52,620 --> 01:53:53,320
Museum ghost.

1918
01:53:53,500 --> 01:53:53,900
There's no.

1919
01:53:54,340 --> 01:53:55,360
We haven't got any.

1920
01:53:56,200 --> 01:53:56,740
There is.

1921
01:53:56,740 --> 01:53:57,960
10 seconds away.

1922
01:53:58,460 --> 01:53:59,920
There is no trip hop.

1923
01:54:00,720 --> 01:54:03,340
There is no trip hop in this house.

1924
01:54:03,540 --> 01:54:06,760
We don't have any tricky or portis head.

1925
01:54:08,000 --> 01:54:10,020
Our massive attack.

1926
01:54:10,620 --> 01:54:12,020
In my bed.

1927
01:54:12,380 --> 01:54:13,840
10 seconds away.

1928
01:54:13,840 --> 01:54:15,560
My bed of tune that is.

1929
01:54:15,840 --> 01:54:16,520
10 seconds away.

1930
01:54:16,520 --> 01:54:21,020
What was going on in Bristol in the 90's?

1931
01:54:21,860 --> 01:54:23,860
What were they putting in the water.

1932
01:54:23,860 --> 01:54:23,860
What were they putting in the water.

1933
01:54:23,860 --> 01:54:27,240
To make all those bands come out of the same pipe.

1934
01:54:30,240 --> 01:54:30,920
I don't know.

1935
01:54:31,000 --> 01:54:32,380
But it was very nice.

1936
01:54:32,840 --> 01:54:33,580
Thanks very much.

1937
01:54:33,660 --> 01:54:38,760
Steph, Boob Slug, Ricky, Awesome McFunbug, and JP only eats meat.

1938
01:54:40,020 --> 01:54:44,400
Out on the street, Jordan Peterson, the realest MC.

1939
01:54:45,600 --> 01:54:49,660
Making you and me feel like we need to achieve much more than we've ever done.

1940
01:54:50,300 --> 01:54:51,980
So get out the book, study, son.

1941
01:54:53,080 --> 01:54:57,280
You need to become well acquainted with the metaphor of the lobster and all that shit.

1942
01:55:02,920 --> 01:55:07,680
Thanks very much to Connor Williams for giving us the breakdown on the Umbrella scandal, yo.

1943
01:55:07,680 --> 01:55:10,980
Those were some pretty nasty animals.

1944
01:55:12,580 --> 01:55:16,820
I wouldn't have wanted to come up against one of them.

1945
01:55:20,300 --> 01:55:23,220
Thanks very much, everyone. Appreciate it.

1946
01:55:25,860 --> 01:55:28,980
The Sneaker Pimps. The Sneaker Pimps.

1947
01:55:30,580 --> 01:55:32,180
The Sneaker Pimps.

1948
01:55:32,180 --> 01:55:36,140
Okay, that's the end of that.

1949
01:55:41,180 --> 01:55:43,080
Oh, not this fucking music again.

1950
01:55:44,040 --> 01:55:46,740
We need to finish this game before midnight. It's a speedrun.

1951
01:55:48,000 --> 01:55:50,440
Where am I going now, please? Please?

1952
01:55:51,900 --> 01:55:56,660
Please. Where am I going? This is a speedrun and I need to know where I'm going.

1953
01:56:08,660 --> 01:56:11,880
Dandolph, when you say back in that room, man.

1954
01:56:12,260 --> 01:56:15,120
I don't know where you mean because you could mean any number of rooms.

1955
01:56:17,420 --> 01:56:35,140
There's a puzzle in the room. Oh, they're called chimeras, are they? Is that what they're called?

1956
01:56:36,000 --> 01:56:37,640
Right, we'll go for it then, so...

1957
01:56:37,640 --> 01:56:51,460
Push that red switch ages ago, Dandolph.

1958
01:56:51,460 --> 01:56:55,240
You need to have been here last night, man. Pushed it last night.

1959
01:56:59,240 --> 01:57:09,240
Hang on. Hang on. Hang on. I'm going to save this. Save it again. I don't care if it's too much.

1960
01:57:12,000 --> 01:57:13,320
Oh my god, there's two of the cunts.

1961
01:57:13,320 --> 01:57:43,300
*Gunshot*

1962
01:57:43,300 --> 01:57:50,300
*Gunshot*

1963
01:57:50,300 --> 01:57:53,300
Now... in Cribbon.

1964
01:57:53,300 --> 01:57:57,300
*Gunshot*

1965
01:57:57,300 --> 01:58:01,300
We've only one left. So, here goes nothing.

1966
01:58:01,300 --> 01:58:06,300
*Gunshot*

1967
01:58:06,300 --> 01:58:08,300
Anguish, thank you very much.

1968
01:58:08,300 --> 01:58:10,300
*Gunshot*

1969
01:58:10,300 --> 01:58:17,300
*Gunshot*

1970
01:58:17,300 --> 01:58:24,300
*Gunshot*

1971
01:58:24,300 --> 01:58:31,300
*Gunshot*

1972
01:58:31,300 --> 01:58:32,300
*Gunshot*

1973
01:58:32,300 --> 01:58:33,300
*Gunshot*

1974
01:58:33,300 --> 01:58:34,300
*Gunshot*

1975
01:58:34,300 --> 01:58:35,300
*Gunshot*

1976
01:58:35,300 --> 01:58:36,300
*Gunshot*

1977
01:58:36,300 --> 01:58:37,300
*Gunshot*

1978
01:58:37,300 --> 01:58:38,300
*Gunshot*

1979
01:58:38,300 --> 01:58:39,300
*Gunshot*

1980
01:58:39,300 --> 01:58:40,300
*Gunshot*

1981
01:58:40,300 --> 01:58:50,100
awesome McFun bug have another Sam Pellegrino Ricky boob slug Steph San Pelley baby provincial champions

1982
01:58:50,100 --> 01:59:08,020
anyone have anacornikovus smash for tennis by Namco for the PlayStation 1 released in 1999 I think

1983
01:59:08,020 --> 01:59:18,020
not a great game but there's Namco's music for that game was very good there was a lot of good music in

1984
01:59:18,020 --> 01:59:24,820
it that I want to get I can't find it on YouTube I can find a playthrough of it but some like it just

1985
01:59:24,820 --> 01:59:30,360
skips the music you can't really I need I need to record a long segment of the tunes to be able to

1986
01:59:30,360 --> 01:59:36,400
like remix them and do things with them if anybody has that and if anyone could rip that and fucking

1987
01:59:36,400 --> 01:59:44,320
we transfer it to me or something that'll be that'd be nice that'd be nice so now where are we going

1988
01:59:44,320 --> 01:59:51,660
now back into the chimera room chimera room okay

1989
02:00:04,400 --> 02:00:06,820
there's no opposing in here is there

1990
02:00:06,820 --> 02:00:11,820
*Gunshot*

1991
02:00:11,820 --> 02:00:13,820
*Gunshot*

1992
02:00:27,820 --> 02:00:28,820
*Gunshot*

1993
02:00:39,820 --> 02:00:40,820
Fuck!

1994
02:00:40,820 --> 02:00:42,820
*Gunshot*

1995
02:00:42,820 --> 02:00:44,820
*Gunshot*

1996
02:00:44,820 --> 02:00:45,820
*Gunshot*

1997
02:00:45,820 --> 02:00:47,820
He's gonna kill me.

1998
02:00:47,820 --> 02:01:04,820
*Gunshot*

1999
02:01:04,820 --> 02:01:09,820
There is no puzzle there. Who's telling me there's a puzzle in that room? There's no puzzle in that room man.

2000
02:01:09,820 --> 02:01:11,820
*Gunshot*

2001
02:01:11,820 --> 02:01:12,820
*Gunshot*

2002
02:01:12,820 --> 02:01:13,820
*Sigh*

2003
02:01:38,220 --> 02:01:39,220
Fucking...

2004
02:01:39,220 --> 02:01:41,220
*Sigh*

2005
02:01:41,220 --> 02:01:42,220
*Sigh*

2006
02:01:42,220 --> 02:01:43,220
*Sigh*

2007
02:01:43,220 --> 02:01:44,220
*Sigh*

2008
02:01:44,220 --> 02:01:45,220
*Sigh*

2009
02:01:45,220 --> 02:01:46,220
*Sigh*

2010
02:01:46,220 --> 02:01:47,220
*Sigh*

2011
02:01:47,220 --> 02:01:48,220
*Sigh*

2012
02:01:48,220 --> 02:01:49,220
*Sigh*

2013
02:01:49,220 --> 02:01:50,220
*Sigh*

2014
02:01:50,220 --> 02:01:51,220
*Sigh*

2015
02:01:51,220 --> 02:01:52,220
*Sigh*

2016
02:01:52,220 --> 02:01:53,220
*Sigh*

2017
02:01:53,220 --> 02:01:54,220
*Sigh*

2018
02:01:54,220 --> 02:01:55,220
*Sigh*

2019
02:01:55,220 --> 02:01:56,220
*Sigh*

2020
02:01:56,220 --> 02:01:57,220
*Sigh*

2021
02:01:57,220 --> 02:01:58,220
*Sigh*

2022
02:01:58,220 --> 02:02:02,220
There is no pu... People are telling me to go in that room, there is no fucking puzzle in there.

2023
02:02:02,220 --> 02:02:05,220
It's a computer which I've already activated.

2024
02:02:05,220 --> 02:02:07,220
*Sigh*

2025
02:02:07,220 --> 02:02:20,460
Speedrun.

2026
02:02:34,280 --> 02:02:36,220
The world of survival horror.

2027
02:02:36,660 --> 02:02:38,800
Welcome back to the world of survival horror.

2028
02:02:39,380 --> 02:02:40,440
Would you like tea or coffee?

2029
02:02:46,140 --> 02:02:48,340
There are 25 minutes left until midnight.

2030
02:02:48,580 --> 02:02:49,480
I'm not going after midnight.

2031
02:02:49,740 --> 02:02:50,940
It's not going to be like last night now.

2032
02:02:57,600 --> 02:02:59,940
There's nothing else I have here that's of any use.

2033
02:03:02,100 --> 02:03:04,420
I'd love to fucking use that cold python on the cunt.

2034
02:03:06,100 --> 02:03:08,560
I'm going to use that python on him.

2035
02:03:08,560 --> 02:03:19,560
Should I use the python on him or should I fucking...

2036
02:03:19,560 --> 02:03:33,020
Should I use the python on him or should I fucking...

2037
02:03:33,020 --> 02:03:35,060
No, shotgun, no, shotgun him.

2038
02:03:35,480 --> 02:03:36,360
Shotgun.

2039
02:03:36,740 --> 02:03:37,000
Fuck.

2040
02:03:47,740 --> 02:03:49,520
Connor McCardle.

2041
02:03:50,200 --> 02:03:52,580
Connor McCardle.

2042
02:03:52,580 --> 02:03:56,080
Thanks very much, Connor McCardle.

2043
02:03:56,080 --> 02:03:57,080
Amanda.

2044
02:03:57,080 --> 02:03:57,080
Amanda.

2045
02:03:57,080 --> 02:03:58,960
Thanks, Amanda.

2046
02:03:58,960 --> 02:04:09,020
As far as I can see, there's nothing in this room and you're filling me full of shite.

2047
02:04:09,020 --> 02:04:24,980
And then there's nothing in the other room as well.

2048
02:04:24,980 --> 02:04:31,540
Main power room is a place of interest.

2049
02:04:31,660 --> 02:04:32,460
That will power lift.

2050
02:04:32,640 --> 02:04:33,880
Where the fuck is it, Danbath?

2051
02:04:34,000 --> 02:04:34,420
Do you know what I mean?

2052
02:04:35,300 --> 02:04:39,300
You're great with the information, but you're not giving me the information I need right now.

2053
02:04:40,920 --> 02:04:41,980
The wires you're at.

2054
02:04:43,120 --> 02:04:43,880
Those wires.

2055
02:04:44,120 --> 02:04:44,620
Are you serious?

2056
02:04:44,620 --> 02:04:44,720
Are you serious?

2057
02:04:48,720 --> 02:05:01,060
There's nothing here.

2058
02:05:03,200 --> 02:05:04,740
Nothing's happening.

2059
02:05:13,080 --> 02:05:15,220
I've been to the console at the far end of the room.

2060
02:05:15,320 --> 02:05:15,420
Yeah.

2061
02:05:15,420 --> 02:05:20,320
I have to wait for this cunt to drop down.

2062
02:05:25,120 --> 02:05:26,360
Wait for him to drop down.

2063
02:05:32,860 --> 02:05:33,960
These guys are scum.

2064
02:05:35,880 --> 02:05:36,640
Here he is.

2065
02:05:36,640 --> 02:05:37,400
Mr. Scum.

2066
02:05:37,400 --> 02:05:38,400
Okay.

2067
02:05:38,400 --> 02:05:39,400
Okay.

2068
02:05:39,400 --> 02:06:06,040
*penshing*

2069
02:06:06,040 --> 02:06:08,040
I don't know what I'm doing.

2070
02:06:08,040 --> 02:06:12,040
*penshing*

2071
02:06:12,040 --> 02:06:14,040
Connor, thank you very much.

2072
02:06:14,040 --> 02:06:18,040
Viper, can you give Shane Chloe a shout out? I can indeed.

2073
02:06:18,040 --> 02:06:22,040
Shane Chloe, I hope you're well. Best of luck with you.

2074
02:06:22,040 --> 02:06:26,040
And I hope you're having a great Thursday night.

2075
02:06:26,040 --> 02:06:34,040
*penshing*

2076
02:06:34,040 --> 02:06:36,040
Thank you very much.

2077
02:06:36,040 --> 02:06:38,040
*penshing*

2078
02:06:38,040 --> 02:06:40,040
Thank you very much, generic.

2079
02:06:40,040 --> 02:06:54,040
*penshing*

2080
02:06:54,040 --> 02:06:56,040
Fuck.

2081
02:06:56,040 --> 02:06:58,040
*penshing*

2082
02:06:58,040 --> 02:07:00,040
Faith.

2083
02:07:00,040 --> 02:07:02,040
Thank you very much Faith.

2084
02:07:02,040 --> 02:07:04,040
*penshing*

2085
02:07:04,040 --> 02:07:06,040
I'm trying my best here. Hopefully I can kill this guy.

2086
02:07:16,040 --> 02:07:18,040
One shell left.

2087
02:07:22,040 --> 02:07:24,040
He's still alive.

2088
02:07:25,040 --> 02:07:27,040
Python time.

2089
02:07:30,040 --> 02:07:32,040
Fucking bugs coming out of him and everything.

2090
02:07:32,040 --> 02:07:33,040
Grubs.

2091
02:07:33,040 --> 02:07:37,040
Grubby little bastard.

2092
02:07:39,040 --> 02:07:39,040
Fuck.

2093
02:07:45,040 --> 02:07:46,040
Yeah!

2094
02:07:48,040 --> 02:07:49,040
Cunt.

2095
02:08:01,040 --> 02:08:03,040
Jason Statham. Thank you very much.

2096
02:08:06,040 --> 02:08:11,040
Can you spit some fire over the Shuk Ones part 2 instrumental? What the fuck's that?

2097
02:08:14,040 --> 02:08:20,040
I'm not gonna play that in case it's just like it. In case you're fucking... If I play that now right...

2098
02:08:28,040 --> 02:08:38,040
What if it's like a load of bad words and it's like a fake track?

2099
02:08:38,040 --> 02:08:48,040
I'll be waiting.

2100
02:08:48,040 --> 02:08:53,040
I know it's a good... Thank you very much for that tip. Thank you. I appreciate that.

2101
02:08:54,040 --> 02:08:55,040
I know it's a good thing.

2102
02:08:55,040 --> 02:09:06,040
I know it's a good thing but what if it isn't? What if it's a troll and they've sent me a thing and I play it and it's like loads of...

2103
02:09:07,040 --> 02:09:08,040
You know what I'm saying.

2104
02:09:08,040 --> 02:09:10,040
You know what I'm saying. Brain Schlug knows what I'm saying. Thank you very much.

2105
02:09:10,040 --> 02:09:11,040
I'm gonna play it really fast. Let's see.

2106
02:09:11,040 --> 02:09:29,040
Seems to be okay. It seems to be okay. It seems to be okay.

2107
02:09:30,040 --> 02:09:31,120
Okay, it seems to be okay.

2108
02:09:54,880 --> 02:09:55,520
Oh, yeah.

2109
02:09:57,700 --> 02:09:59,940
Yeah, I can fuck with this.

2110
02:09:59,940 --> 02:10:00,760
It's alright now, yeah.

2111
02:10:01,360 --> 02:10:02,660
I think I'll fuck with this.

2112
02:10:09,500 --> 02:10:10,580
Jason Statham.

2113
02:10:11,480 --> 02:10:12,920
Mr. Crank, how are you?

2114
02:10:13,000 --> 02:10:13,660
What's the story?

2115
02:10:14,220 --> 02:10:15,760
Thought you were having a wank.

2116
02:10:16,640 --> 02:10:17,740
Seen the films you did.

2117
02:10:17,860 --> 02:10:19,560
They were awful fucking alright like.

2118
02:10:19,620 --> 02:10:20,980
I wouldn't fucking buy them or anything.

2119
02:10:21,440 --> 02:10:22,840
I had a pirate bait them, no bother.

2120
02:10:24,520 --> 02:10:27,560
Thanks very much for the $5.99 coming at me.

2121
02:10:27,560 --> 02:10:29,960
Tell me to rhyme over your little beats.

2122
02:10:30,080 --> 02:10:35,240
I didn't want to play it straight away on the street in case it was just a load of bad words, expletives and shit.

2123
02:10:35,920 --> 02:10:39,040
And you were screen capping this and making me look shit.

2124
02:10:39,380 --> 02:10:40,480
Don't worry about that.

2125
02:10:40,540 --> 02:10:41,660
I'll make myself look shit.

2126
02:10:41,740 --> 02:10:44,340
I don't need you to come along and do it for me.

2127
02:10:46,080 --> 02:10:48,060
And now I'm on a mad tight flow.

2128
02:10:48,960 --> 02:10:50,920
The snake guy just has to go.

2129
02:10:51,560 --> 02:10:54,300
Because this is how it goes down in Castletown, kid.

2130
02:10:54,500 --> 02:10:56,520
I like to spit my rhymes.

2131
02:10:56,660 --> 02:11:00,440
Because I've got the ego and the motherfucking id of a snake man.

2132
02:11:01,440 --> 02:11:03,160
With my little snake hands.

2133
02:11:04,440 --> 02:11:05,580
Catch me if you can.

2134
02:11:05,640 --> 02:11:06,160
You can't.

2135
02:11:06,160 --> 02:11:07,240
Because I run too fast.

2136
02:11:07,720 --> 02:11:09,880
I'll leave you fucking ass on the grass.

2137
02:11:11,000 --> 02:11:12,000
You must be Spanish.

2138
02:11:12,380 --> 02:11:15,460
Because you're saying grassy ass every time I run past you.

2139
02:11:16,140 --> 02:11:19,120
And you still don't have the fucking decency to come at you.

2140
02:11:19,360 --> 02:11:19,760
Self.

2141
02:11:19,900 --> 02:11:20,400
In the mirror.

2142
02:11:20,520 --> 02:11:22,400
Even when you're looking at yourself in the eyes.

2143
02:11:23,120 --> 02:11:24,600
You still see the viper.

2144
02:11:25,020 --> 02:11:26,160
That you despise.

2145
02:11:26,600 --> 02:11:27,420
All the time.

2146
02:11:27,720 --> 02:11:28,600
I'm playing these games.

2147
02:11:28,700 --> 02:11:30,740
Trying to get to the end on a fucking speed run.

2148
02:11:32,380 --> 02:11:36,260
Go and fucking back to your bedroom there and tidy up your room for mum.

2149
02:11:36,520 --> 02:11:38,120
Because she'll be at you in the morning.

2150
02:11:38,900 --> 02:11:40,840
While you're still fucking snoring.

2151
02:11:41,760 --> 02:11:42,940
Hands off your cocks.

2152
02:11:43,240 --> 02:11:44,220
And on with your socks.

2153
02:11:44,560 --> 02:11:46,060
It's time to go to work.

2154
02:11:46,340 --> 02:11:47,640
Jordan B. Peterson style.

2155
02:11:48,100 --> 02:11:48,980
Cut your locks.

2156
02:11:49,560 --> 02:11:53,460
And become one of the fucking million other fucking clones out there.

2157
02:11:54,080 --> 02:11:54,840
Going to war.

2158
02:11:55,440 --> 02:11:58,520
And doing all the stuff that government wants you to do.

2159
02:11:58,560 --> 02:12:00,160
Because you don't care about yourself.

2160
02:12:01,240 --> 02:12:03,700
Be individualistic is what I'd say.

2161
02:12:04,340 --> 02:12:06,500
Become your own snake and go your own way.

2162
02:12:06,900 --> 02:12:08,040
Slither your own path.

2163
02:12:08,120 --> 02:12:10,160
Leaving a nice big fat trill of slime.

2164
02:12:10,340 --> 02:12:15,240
And every motherfucking time someone wants to drop a dime or a sick fat rhyme.

2165
02:12:15,580 --> 02:12:17,900
Tell them that Francis Higgins was there before them.

2166
02:12:18,040 --> 02:12:19,580
Rest in peace motherfuckers.

2167
02:12:20,240 --> 02:12:23,020
I'm going to start snoring every time you roll your tongue.

2168
02:12:23,920 --> 02:12:26,700
I keep saying this guy is fucking done.

2169
02:12:26,820 --> 02:12:28,280
Because he sucks ass.

2170
02:12:28,820 --> 02:12:30,200
The stuff that he's coming out with.

2171
02:12:30,500 --> 02:12:31,940
He must be smoking grass.

2172
02:12:32,160 --> 02:12:34,000
Because the cess gives you brain damage.

2173
02:12:34,240 --> 02:12:36,900
And brain damage on the mic don't manage nothing.

2174
02:12:36,900 --> 02:12:38,920
It's like making a sucker and you equal.

2175
02:12:39,300 --> 02:12:40,840
So don't be another sequel.

2176
02:12:41,080 --> 02:12:42,120
Express yourself.

2177
02:12:43,620 --> 02:12:44,820
Express yourself.

2178
02:12:52,760 --> 02:12:53,780
Express yourself.

2179
02:12:53,920 --> 02:12:57,080
Don't be another fucking elf on the shelf at Christmas time.

2180
02:12:57,340 --> 02:12:58,660
Sitting in someone's gaff.

2181
02:12:58,760 --> 02:13:00,900
Waiting for the phone to chime.

2182
02:13:00,900 --> 02:13:06,660
How did it get to the stage where you were sitting on a shelf looking at kids?

2183
02:13:07,060 --> 02:13:08,120
Is that what you're at now?

2184
02:13:08,180 --> 02:13:08,460
Is it?

2185
02:13:08,920 --> 02:13:09,720
Go back home.

2186
02:13:09,840 --> 02:13:12,440
Go back and do something with yourself.

2187
02:13:12,860 --> 02:13:14,160
Head back to the North Pole.

2188
02:13:14,760 --> 02:13:15,820
And tell St. Nicholas.

2189
02:13:16,460 --> 02:13:18,140
I've got a fucking...

2190
02:13:18,140 --> 02:13:21,480
Ah, fuck.

2191
02:13:21,520 --> 02:13:21,920
I don't know.

2192
02:13:24,100 --> 02:13:25,240
What rhymes with pole?

2193
02:13:28,760 --> 02:13:30,280
I've got a baby mole.

2194
02:13:32,120 --> 02:13:33,560
On my ass cheek.

2195
02:13:33,820 --> 02:13:34,940
I need to get it removed.

2196
02:13:35,600 --> 02:13:36,920
Like fucking Ginny Sack.

2197
02:13:38,040 --> 02:13:40,100
Shit's beginning to grow back again.

2198
02:13:40,140 --> 02:13:41,300
After I chopped it off.

2199
02:13:41,460 --> 02:13:42,140
Now it's back.

2200
02:13:42,200 --> 02:13:43,100
It's got its own head.

2201
02:13:43,460 --> 02:13:44,380
The beat's beginning to fade.

2202
02:13:44,500 --> 02:13:44,640
Okay.

2203
02:13:44,640 --> 02:13:47,520
Hey, that was alright.

2204
02:13:48,420 --> 02:13:49,180
Wasn't the worst.

2205
02:13:49,700 --> 02:13:50,740
Wasn't the best either.

2206
02:13:51,340 --> 02:13:52,060
But it'll do.

2207
02:13:53,000 --> 02:13:54,020
And that's all that matters.

2208
02:13:54,780 --> 02:13:56,200
Thanks very much, Jason Statham.

2209
02:13:56,600 --> 02:13:57,520
Connor McArdle.

2210
02:13:58,280 --> 02:13:59,440
Zofar.net.

2211
02:14:02,120 --> 02:14:02,560
Brainschluggerazzi.

2212
02:14:04,860 --> 02:14:05,820
And anyone else?

2213
02:14:05,860 --> 02:14:06,420
I missed out.

2214
02:14:06,620 --> 02:14:08,160
An Anguished Panda.

2215
02:14:08,500 --> 02:14:09,000
Thank you very much.

2216
02:14:09,000 --> 02:14:10,240
Seven seconds away.

2217
02:14:10,580 --> 02:14:11,740
I'll be waiting.

2218
02:14:12,000 --> 02:14:13,340
Book of the Sanky, man.

2219
02:14:13,500 --> 02:14:15,160
Seven seconds away.

2220
02:14:23,040 --> 02:14:24,880
Oh, this is fucking cuntish now.

2221
02:14:24,940 --> 02:14:25,540
Where am I going?

2222
02:14:25,860 --> 02:14:26,900
Don't know where I'm going, man.

2223
02:14:29,800 --> 02:14:30,880
This is just another...

2224
02:14:30,880 --> 02:14:34,500
room full of twats.

2225
02:14:35,200 --> 02:14:35,680
Right.

2226
02:14:37,280 --> 02:14:43,920
Thank you very much, Anguished Panda.

2227
02:14:46,820 --> 02:14:51,140
You have the box for Anicornicopia's smash court tennis.

2228
02:14:51,240 --> 02:14:51,960
No disc in it.

2229
02:14:52,540 --> 02:14:53,480
We might have it around.

2230
02:14:54,160 --> 02:14:55,340
Take a look at some stage.

2231
02:14:55,440 --> 02:14:56,080
Oh, that's great, man.

2232
02:14:56,140 --> 02:14:56,480
Thank you.

2233
02:14:56,820 --> 02:14:57,140
Thank you.

2234
02:14:58,820 --> 02:15:01,680
I have a load of boxes with no games in it as well.

2235
02:15:01,740 --> 02:15:02,320
It's sad.

2236
02:15:03,620 --> 02:15:04,800
Connor, thank you very much.

2237
02:15:04,940 --> 02:15:05,720
Cans and streams.

2238
02:15:06,180 --> 02:15:06,540
Great.

2239
02:15:07,160 --> 02:15:07,600
Appreciate.

2240
02:15:08,020 --> 02:15:08,760
Thank you very much.

2241
02:15:13,040 --> 02:15:14,080
This fucking idiot.

2242
02:15:14,480 --> 02:15:15,080
This fucking...

2243
02:15:15,080 --> 02:15:15,760
Aw, for fuck.

2244
02:15:19,860 --> 02:15:21,640
Would these cunts ever fuck off?

2245
02:15:25,920 --> 02:15:27,400
One shot kill with a python.

2246
02:15:27,400 --> 02:15:27,480
One shot kill with a python.

2247
02:15:42,480 --> 02:15:44,220
Where's dickhead number two?

2248
02:15:45,080 --> 02:15:45,580
Oh, there he is.

2249
02:15:45,960 --> 02:15:47,680
Number two, Frank McCourt.

2250
02:15:51,620 --> 02:15:56,000
Why did you not discuss your employment with Umbrella Incorporation?

2251
02:15:57,940 --> 02:16:00,880
Why did you not discuss your time with Jackie Brosnan?

2252
02:16:01,060 --> 02:16:01,540
You can't.

2253
02:16:11,540 --> 02:16:13,540
Oh ho ho ho!

2254
02:16:13,540 --> 02:16:15,540
*Gunshot*

2255
02:16:15,540 --> 02:16:17,540
*Gunshot*

2256
02:16:17,540 --> 02:16:47,520
*Screams*

2257
02:16:47,520 --> 02:16:49,520
*Screams*

2258
02:16:49,520 --> 02:16:51,520
*Screams*

2259
02:16:51,520 --> 02:16:55,520
*Screams*

2260
02:16:55,520 --> 02:16:59,520
Right, let's do this.

2261
02:16:59,520 --> 02:17:03,520
Resident Evil.

2262
02:17:03,520 --> 02:17:09,520
Ten minutes left.

2263
02:17:09,520 --> 02:17:15,520
*Screams*

2264
02:17:15,520 --> 02:17:17,520
*Screams*

2265
02:17:17,520 --> 02:17:19,520
*Screams*

2266
02:17:19,520 --> 02:17:21,520
*Screams*

2267
02:17:21,520 --> 02:17:23,520
*Screams*

2268
02:17:23,520 --> 02:17:25,520
*Screams*

2269
02:17:25,520 --> 02:17:43,280
No way. How is that site not being taken down? Like you can buy Sony, I wonder. And it works brilliant. Thank you very much.

2270
02:17:49,880 --> 02:18:15,040
I hope I still have enough fucking rounds for the tyrant. Viper is looking thick. I'm just annoyed, man, at the amount of times these chimera, they're annoying because they hang down and then you have to wait for them to come down on that.

2271
02:18:19,240 --> 02:18:30,320
I'll be alright. Once I kill these, I'll fucking kill them. I'll be fine. I'll be great, man. Everything's going to be great.

2272
02:18:36,600 --> 02:18:46,580
Is everything going to be great, though? Do you know? Right, we'll go down here, is it? Out to there. I think it's out there. I think it's out here.

2273
02:18:48,600 --> 02:18:56,140
Mark Dargan, this is a speedrun. Welcome to the speedrun, man.

2274
02:19:01,480 --> 02:19:09,360
No, I don't have to go back to the projector and press the switch, Shane. Because that fucking switch moves the pillar, which I've already done.

2275
02:19:11,040 --> 02:19:14,660
Yep, tried. I've done all the MO disc. I've tried the projector.

2276
02:19:15,200 --> 02:19:19,880
Now we're just fucking hanging around this room in here killing these chimeras.

2277
02:19:19,880 --> 02:19:20,140
Okay.

2278
02:19:20,140 --> 02:19:21,960
Now we're just fucking shooting. We're hanging around this room in here killing these chimeras.

2279
02:19:21,960 --> 02:19:22,520
Okay.

2280
02:19:22,520 --> 02:19:23,880
Now we're just fucking shooting. We're hanging around this room in here killing these chimeras.

2281
02:19:23,880 --> 02:19:24,440
Okay.

2282
02:19:24,440 --> 02:19:28,040
Now we're just fucking shooting. We're hanging around this room in here killing these chimeras.

2283
02:19:28,040 --> 02:19:50,040
brilliant one more and i'm done

2284
02:19:56,040 --> 02:20:24,040
sick of this guy he's an asshole where's your timer someone is asking where's your fucking timer man

2285
02:20:24,040 --> 02:20:52,040
you're killing me something or you can kill you can shoot them on the ceiling i'm dead now do this

2286
02:20:52,040 --> 02:20:58,040
just do this just do this just do this do this

2287
02:21:10,040 --> 02:21:24,040
jordan p peterson typewriter as well it's available to buy on ebay for a nice amount a nice little amount it is as well

2288
02:21:32,040 --> 02:21:46,040
jim nolan thank you very much

2289
02:21:46,040 --> 02:21:52,880
lovely Thursday evening it's about turning to Friday we're bringing you here on Viper Higgins

2290
02:21:52,880 --> 02:22:00,740
speedrun we are bringing you and Amanda Alvin we're bringing you into Friday which is the best

2291
02:22:00,740 --> 02:22:07,120
day of the week some would say Saturday is but I would actually say Friday because you've got the

2292
02:22:07,120 --> 02:22:11,240
whole you've got you know what's ahead of you it's a load of fucking fun times ahead of you

2293
02:22:11,240 --> 02:22:19,100
Saturday is bittersweet because it's like yeah it's but you only got Sunday then and Sunday is like

2294
02:22:19,100 --> 02:22:27,980
it's like recovery but it's fucking tainted because Monday's coming after it oh fuck

2295
02:22:27,980 --> 02:22:34,820
this guy is absolute scum he needs to be locked up

2296
02:22:34,820 --> 02:22:48,260
we even have to kill this oh

2297
02:22:48,260 --> 02:22:52,260
oh

2298
02:22:52,260 --> 02:23:09,820
do we even have to kill these guys

2299
02:23:09,820 --> 02:23:17,340
whoa

2300
02:23:17,340 --> 02:23:24,320
no

2301
02:23:24,320 --> 02:23:42,020
fuck

2302
02:23:42,020 --> 02:23:57,020
oh

2303
02:23:57,020 --> 02:23:59,520
oh

2304
02:23:59,520 --> 02:24:17,040
speedrun this is a speedrun guys welcome back to the speedrun

2305
02:24:17,040 --> 02:24:23,760
thank you thank you

2306
02:24:23,760 --> 02:24:38,300
oh god this is fucking rubbish man because I know skip past the first room we've already activated the terminal

2307
02:24:38,300 --> 02:24:40,660
yeah I've done that yeah

2308
02:24:40,660 --> 02:24:42,260
okay

2309
02:24:42,260 --> 02:24:57,560
I don't remember this bit at all

2310
02:24:57,560 --> 02:25:13,160
from when I played it initially back in the late 90s

2311
02:25:13,160 --> 02:25:21,900
this goes out to all the 90s zombies out there who could forget tamagotchis down the back of class

2312
02:25:21,900 --> 02:25:26,080
whilst eating blackjacks listening to mary robinson's latest album

2313
02:25:26,080 --> 02:25:31,600
oh who's here

2314
02:25:31,600 --> 02:25:31,760
who's here

2315
02:25:31,760 --> 02:25:37,760
who's here

2316
02:25:37,760 --> 02:25:51,760
who's here

2317
02:25:51,760 --> 02:25:58,280
oh my god this is fucking tons of the guns

2318
02:25:58,280 --> 02:26:01,440
run

2319
02:26:01,440 --> 02:26:31,420
So, let's go.

2320
02:26:31,420 --> 02:27:01,400
So, let's go.

2321
02:27:01,400 --> 02:27:08,340
Faith Johnson, thank you very much for keeping the faith.

2322
02:27:15,600 --> 02:27:17,400
I don't understand the elevator works.

2323
02:27:17,660 --> 02:27:21,420
Is the elevator on upstairs when you go upstairs and then up the ladder?

2324
02:27:22,480 --> 02:27:22,780
Yeah.

2325
02:27:23,820 --> 02:27:24,860
Main door up the ladder.

2326
02:27:34,500 --> 02:27:35,940
I'm on caution as well.

2327
02:27:50,040 --> 02:27:51,660
When do we get to fight Tyson?

2328
02:27:54,180 --> 02:27:54,860
Oh no.

2329
02:27:59,120 --> 02:28:00,340
Fucking gang of cunts.

2330
02:28:00,960 --> 02:28:01,860
Scary bastards.

2331
02:28:02,080 --> 02:28:02,980
Like, they need to be killed.

2332
02:28:03,320 --> 02:28:04,940
But I haven't got time or the fucking patience.

2333
02:28:05,060 --> 02:28:05,620
They'll kill me.

2334
02:28:06,360 --> 02:28:11,540
They're harder to kill than I am to kill for them.

2335
02:28:12,440 --> 02:28:14,460
They can kill me easier than I can kill them.

2336
02:28:15,540 --> 02:28:16,560
That's all I know.

2337
02:28:19,900 --> 02:28:21,760
Fuck, I can't believe I let Barry die.

2338
02:28:31,760 --> 02:28:32,320
Sweet.

2339
02:28:32,680 --> 02:28:33,320
Here we go.

2340
02:28:33,940 --> 02:28:38,440
Now, do I go back upstairs up the ladder and then up to that other room or should I take this elevator?

2341
02:28:43,080 --> 02:28:44,040
I'm on danger.

2342
02:28:46,720 --> 02:28:48,680
There might be a few more magnums in here.

2343
02:28:52,960 --> 02:28:56,340
Should I go back to get Chris or should I go take the elevator?

2344
02:29:11,340 --> 02:29:13,240
I was talking to Chris yesterday.

2345
02:29:13,420 --> 02:29:14,080
He's sound.

2346
02:29:22,000 --> 02:29:23,040
Alright, fuck Chris.

2347
02:29:23,120 --> 02:29:23,560
We'll just go.

2348
02:29:32,560 --> 02:29:33,320
Oh, God.

2349
02:29:37,000 --> 02:29:39,320
I stayed up too late last night playing this fucking thing.

2350
02:29:39,580 --> 02:29:40,480
I had a sore throat then.

2351
02:29:40,480 --> 02:29:42,660
I don't know why.

2352
02:29:43,380 --> 02:29:44,720
I had a sore throat then when I woke up.

2353
02:29:45,400 --> 02:29:45,620
Ah.

2354
02:29:46,500 --> 02:29:47,900
Then it went away for a day.

2355
02:29:47,980 --> 02:29:49,620
Now I can feel like it's coming back again.

2356
02:29:50,860 --> 02:29:51,960
Combined with the chest pain.

2357
02:29:53,040 --> 02:29:53,940
Something could be wrong.

2358
02:29:54,400 --> 02:29:56,140
Something could be seriously wrong here.

2359
02:29:59,400 --> 02:30:00,080
Here we go.

2360
02:30:03,280 --> 02:30:03,640
Wesker?

2361
02:30:04,440 --> 02:30:06,280
Barry is no longer useful.

2362
02:30:06,880 --> 02:30:08,040
Just as I thought.

2363
02:30:08,640 --> 02:30:10,820
You are the man behind all of this.

2364
02:30:10,820 --> 02:30:16,460
Why do you have to destroy stars?

2365
02:30:16,920 --> 02:30:18,280
That's Umbrella's intention.

2366
02:30:18,940 --> 02:30:23,640
This laboratory has been engaging in dangerous experiments and recently an accident has occurred.

2367
02:30:24,440 --> 02:30:27,700
Anyway, this disaster cannot be made public.

2368
02:30:27,780 --> 02:30:33,280
That's why having stars nosing about is so inconvenient.

2369
02:30:33,740 --> 02:30:36,040
So you're a slave of Umbrella now.

2370
02:30:36,040 --> 02:30:38,400
Along with these virus monsters.

2371
02:30:40,200 --> 02:30:42,360
I think you misunderstand me, Jill.

2372
02:30:42,800 --> 02:30:45,260
To me, the monsters you mentioned mean nothing.

2373
02:30:45,720 --> 02:30:49,640
I'm going to burn all of them together with this entire laboratory.

2374
02:30:49,900 --> 02:30:53,740
I must complete my mission as ordered by Umbrella.

2375
02:30:54,540 --> 02:30:56,800
So you're planning something else?

2376
02:30:56,800 --> 02:31:03,640
If you succeeded in developing the world's most powerful biological weapon, what would you do?

2377
02:31:04,560 --> 02:31:06,420
What if you were in charge?

2378
02:31:08,340 --> 02:31:10,440
You must stop this now.

2379
02:31:12,260 --> 02:31:13,520
You're a brave girl.

2380
02:31:14,260 --> 02:31:17,340
But if I were you, I wouldn't give up such a big discovery.

2381
02:31:18,180 --> 02:31:19,240
You guys are idiots.

2382
02:31:19,700 --> 02:31:20,000
Haha.

2383
02:31:20,160 --> 02:31:22,520
No one understands its real value.

2384
02:31:23,200 --> 02:31:25,660
So you're going to steal all the research?

2385
02:31:26,340 --> 02:31:27,220
Better yet.

2386
02:31:27,800 --> 02:31:29,620
I'm going to show you the tyrant.

2387
02:31:30,400 --> 02:31:30,780
Oh wow.

2388
02:31:32,000 --> 02:31:33,160
He unzips his pants.

2389
02:31:34,160 --> 02:31:34,480
Haha.

2390
02:31:35,780 --> 02:31:36,560
Here she is.

2391
02:31:43,540 --> 02:31:44,440
There he is.

2392
02:31:45,380 --> 02:31:46,000
Tyson.

2393
02:31:53,520 --> 02:31:54,120
Wow.

2394
02:31:55,380 --> 02:31:56,200
Look at that.

2395
02:31:56,200 --> 02:32:23,440
He drinks his milk.

2396
02:32:25,540 --> 02:32:30,600
He's got a manicure.

2397
02:32:30,600 --> 02:32:30,600
He's got a manicure.

2398
02:32:32,120 --> 02:32:32,280
Here.

2399
02:32:32,660 --> 02:32:34,680
All this power will be mine.

2400
02:32:36,100 --> 02:32:38,140
For the sake of an awful creature?

2401
02:32:39,100 --> 02:32:40,340
Don't be upset.

2402
02:32:41,120 --> 02:32:43,760
All weak people exist to be eaten.

2403
02:32:53,080 --> 02:32:53,640
Wow.

2404
02:32:53,920 --> 02:32:55,080
Some creature.

2405
02:32:55,080 --> 02:32:59,080
Jeremy Beetlejump.

2406
02:33:03,600 --> 02:33:05,300
Uh oh.

2407
02:33:05,940 --> 02:33:07,140
Why would you let the water up?

2408
02:33:07,140 --> 02:33:07,780
Okay.

2409
02:33:07,780 --> 02:33:07,920
Okay.

2410
02:33:18,140 --> 02:33:19,700
God.

2411
02:33:19,700 --> 02:33:21,780
What?

2412
02:33:23,200 --> 02:33:24,400
Don't come this way.

2413
02:33:24,680 --> 02:33:25,120
No.

2414
02:33:25,200 --> 02:33:26,940
Don't come this way.

2415
02:33:26,940 --> 02:33:31,880
Wesker got iced.

2416
02:33:36,900 --> 02:33:37,660
Run Jill.

2417
02:33:37,660 --> 02:33:39,360
Run for your life.

2418
02:33:39,420 --> 02:33:41,120
It can't control what it does.

2419
02:33:43,300 --> 02:33:46,220
She only just discovered there.

2420
02:33:46,560 --> 02:33:47,620
What a miserable death.

2421
02:33:47,680 --> 02:33:48,780
She has time to...

2422
02:33:48,780 --> 02:33:51,860
To fucking consider what happened to Wesker there.

2423
02:33:57,380 --> 02:33:58,120
Oh god.

2424
02:34:00,840 --> 02:34:02,340
Didn't give me much time to get away.

2425
02:34:02,340 --> 02:34:16,160
What?

2426
02:34:16,160 --> 02:34:16,160
What?

2427
02:34:23,500 --> 02:34:24,580
Half twelve guys.

2428
02:34:24,680 --> 02:34:26,160
We're going till half twelve on this.

2429
02:34:26,160 --> 02:34:37,440
And you can't escape the cutscenes.

2430
02:34:37,440 --> 02:34:39,440
Nooooo!

2431
02:34:39,440 --> 02:34:55,760
Let's have a look here now.

2432
02:34:55,760 --> 02:34:57,760
Jim Jim and Peanuts thank you very much.

2433
02:34:57,760 --> 02:35:01,280
Can you freestyle to Hell on Earth Instrumental?

2434
02:35:01,280 --> 02:35:03,040
Of course I can man.

2435
02:35:03,040 --> 02:35:03,680
And I will do.

2436
02:35:03,680 --> 02:35:08,560
But I mean we're at ten past midnight here now.

2437
02:35:08,560 --> 02:35:10,480
And we need to finish this fucking thing.

2438
02:35:10,480 --> 02:35:11,200
Once and for all.

2439
02:35:13,040 --> 02:35:16,240
I'll finish the night on that freestyle.

2440
02:35:17,440 --> 02:35:19,760
Berlin Ocelot thank you very much.

2441
02:35:19,760 --> 02:35:20,880
I don't mean that.

2442
02:35:20,880 --> 02:35:22,000
I mean I do mean that.

2443
02:35:22,000 --> 02:35:23,520
And you're a legend.

2444
02:35:23,520 --> 02:35:26,080
And I don't say that to everyone.

2445
02:35:27,040 --> 02:35:28,560
Thank you very much Berlin Ocelot.

2446
02:35:36,720 --> 02:35:37,680
Magnum rounds.

2447
02:35:37,680 --> 02:35:54,780
So what's the story with the what's his face Chris can you not go back and save Chris

2448
02:35:54,780 --> 02:36:23,780
You guys are idiots Then he thought he could control the tyrant and then the tyrant sliced up Wesker and then Jill had the time to think to herself instead of running away she goes he can't control it and remember now we didn't save it so we have to go back into that fucking room again with the chimeras

2449
02:36:23,780 --> 02:36:28,280
Sorry, it's the way it is the way it is

2450
02:36:38,780 --> 02:36:43,280
Thanks Berlin a slot as we

2451
02:36:48,080 --> 02:36:50,080
Faith Johnson

2452
02:36:51,080 --> 02:36:53,080
Thank you very much faith

2453
02:36:53,080 --> 02:36:55,080
Janst

2454
02:36:59,080 --> 02:37:01,080
All right

2455
02:37:01,080 --> 02:37:03,080
No

2456
02:37:05,080 --> 02:37:12,080
Nooo! Nooo! Get off you fucking god!

2457
02:37:22,520 --> 02:37:25,600
Boxes of Culper Jackson, thank you very much.

2458
02:37:25,600 --> 02:37:29,560
This is it. We're getting there soon now.

2459
02:37:29,560 --> 02:37:34,200
Power and the circuit have been connected. Let's do this.

2460
02:37:34,200 --> 02:37:41,200
Boxes of Culper Jackson, we're about to witness the end of Resident Evil 1.

2461
02:37:43,680 --> 02:37:46,680
Thank you very much.

2462
02:37:57,160 --> 02:38:00,360
It's getting noisy, sorry.

2463
02:38:03,320 --> 02:38:07,320
Speed run, guys.

2464
02:38:07,320 --> 02:38:24,320
Blink and you'll miss the fucker. Where am I going? Is there any fucking herbs? Should I go to Chris and see if there's any herbs or ink ribbons?

2465
02:38:24,320 --> 02:38:33,320
I wanna go to bed.

2466
02:38:33,320 --> 02:38:38,320
Look at this, I'm on danger.

2467
02:38:38,320 --> 02:38:39,320
I'm on danger.

2468
02:38:39,320 --> 02:38:59,320
Welcome to the stream. If you're a newcomer, my name is Francis Speedrunner Higgins. And this is the new speedrun we're doing today. We're doing about one a day. We're about to complete this in an hour and... an hour and 13 minutes, I'd say. We're on 49 at the moment.

2469
02:38:59,320 --> 02:39:22,320
49. 49. Can't skip this. You can't skip it.

2470
02:39:22,320 --> 02:39:25,320
50. Can't skip this. You can't skip it.

2471
02:39:25,320 --> 02:39:26,320
50. Whisker?

2472
02:39:26,320 --> 02:39:28,320
50. Is no longer useful.

2473
02:39:28,320 --> 02:39:33,320
50. Just as I thought. You are the man behind all of this.

2474
02:39:33,320 --> 02:39:38,320
50. Why do you have to destroy stars?

2475
02:39:38,320 --> 02:39:45,320
50. That's Umbrella's intention. This laboratory has been engaging in dangerous experiments and recently an accident has occurred.

2476
02:39:45,320 --> 02:39:47,320
Anyway.

2477
02:39:47,320 --> 02:39:48,320
Has occurred.

2478
02:39:48,320 --> 02:39:49,320
Anyway.

2479
02:39:49,320 --> 02:39:50,320
This disaster cannot be made public.

2480
02:39:50,320 --> 02:39:55,780
Oh, that's why having stars nosing about is so inconvenient.

2481
02:39:56,340 --> 02:40:00,900
So you're a slave of Umbrella now, along with these virus monsters.

2482
02:40:01,240 --> 02:40:02,400
Virus monsters?

2483
02:40:03,060 --> 02:40:04,880
I think you misunderstand me, Jill.

2484
02:40:05,340 --> 02:40:07,780
To me, the monsters you mention mean nothing.

2485
02:40:08,440 --> 02:40:12,080
I'm going to burn all of them together with this entire laboratory.

2486
02:40:13,020 --> 02:40:16,260
I must complete my mission as ordered by Umbrella.

2487
02:40:17,160 --> 02:40:19,200
So you're planning something else?

2488
02:40:19,200 --> 02:40:20,440
Beat up my main week.

2489
02:40:20,540 --> 02:40:24,500
If you succeeded in developing the world's most powerful biological weapon,

2490
02:40:24,640 --> 02:40:26,100
What would you do?

2491
02:40:26,120 --> 02:40:26,880
What the fuck is this?

2492
02:40:27,100 --> 02:40:28,920
What if you were in charge?

2493
02:40:29,840 --> 02:40:31,140
What the fuck is this?

2494
02:40:31,220 --> 02:40:32,960
You must stop this now.

2495
02:40:34,860 --> 02:40:36,020
You're a brave girl.

2496
02:40:36,720 --> 02:40:39,860
But if I were you, I wouldn't give up such a big discovery.

2497
02:40:40,680 --> 02:40:41,760
You guys are idiots.

2498
02:40:42,700 --> 02:40:45,020
No one understands its real value.

2499
02:40:45,460 --> 02:40:48,180
So you're going to steal all the research?

2500
02:40:48,180 --> 02:40:52,160
Better yet, I'm going to show you the tyrant.

2501
02:40:53,340 --> 02:40:54,640
What the fuck is this?

2502
02:40:54,640 --> 02:41:19,980
What the fuck is this?

2503
02:41:19,980 --> 02:41:40,300
Tyrant virus is a super virus, which creates a monster which is much stronger than human beings.

2504
02:41:41,300 --> 02:41:45,680
Tyrant is the most powerful biological weapon in the world.

2505
02:41:45,680 --> 02:41:56,240
you don't mean you're experimenting on real people this is really beautiful all this power

2506
02:41:56,240 --> 02:42:01,820
will be mine what a fucking idiot for the sake of an awful creature who gave him the the keys to

2507
02:42:01,820 --> 02:42:07,580
the car like as a dickhead and then he drains the uh thing and then he gets stabbed by the tyrant

2508
02:42:07,580 --> 02:42:10,880
himself he's a fucking wanker

2509
02:42:10,880 --> 02:42:20,360
fast

2510
02:42:20,360 --> 02:42:39,900
Jesus Christ.

2511
02:42:43,120 --> 02:42:44,440
Harris a gold that dead.

2512
02:42:45,780 --> 02:42:46,900
Don't come this way.

2513
02:42:47,400 --> 02:42:49,720
Don't come this way.

2514
02:42:49,720 --> 02:42:51,720
No.

2515
02:42:53,960 --> 02:42:54,660
Run, Jill.

2516
02:42:54,900 --> 02:42:56,020
Run for your fucking life.

2517
02:42:57,120 --> 02:42:58,460
Don't let this cunt get the better of you.

2518
02:42:58,900 --> 02:43:00,860
He's only a fucking asshole.

2519
02:43:01,920 --> 02:43:03,600
It can't control what it does.

2520
02:43:03,780 --> 02:43:04,680
Run, run, run.

2521
02:43:09,840 --> 02:43:10,280
Right.

2522
02:43:12,520 --> 02:43:13,840
Look, I'm on zero health.

2523
02:43:16,600 --> 02:43:17,420
Zero health.

2524
02:43:17,420 --> 02:43:25,300
Is there a fucking herb or a plaster in here?

2525
02:43:39,720 --> 02:43:40,540
What's he got?

2526
02:43:41,840 --> 02:43:42,500
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

2527
02:44:04,940 --> 02:44:06,400
I need a can of lynx.

2528
02:44:06,460 --> 02:44:06,920
He's right.

2529
02:44:09,320 --> 02:44:10,280
Where is this?

2530
02:44:10,460 --> 02:44:10,920
Where is he?

2531
02:44:18,580 --> 02:44:19,880
Where's the tyrant?

2532
02:44:20,340 --> 02:44:21,320
Is he off?

2533
02:44:21,680 --> 02:44:22,780
He's just gone.

2534
02:44:23,500 --> 02:44:24,500
He's gone to the pub.

2535
02:44:24,700 --> 02:44:26,180
It's fucking...

2536
02:44:26,180 --> 02:44:29,420
What?

2537
02:44:29,780 --> 02:44:30,360
Killed him!

2538
02:44:34,420 --> 02:44:35,440
No way!

2539
02:44:36,540 --> 02:44:37,800
Fucking killed the tyrant man.

2540
02:44:38,920 --> 02:44:41,880
Ah, fucking brilliant.

2541
02:44:41,880 --> 02:45:04,940
Fucking class.

2542
02:45:04,940 --> 02:45:08,060
He died off screen.

2543
02:45:14,220 --> 02:45:16,540
Thank you very much, Captain Cabinets.

2544
02:45:16,540 --> 02:45:23,080
Thank you very much, Captain Cabinets.

2545
02:45:23,080 --> 02:45:24,280
I hope you're keeping well, man.

2546
02:45:25,280 --> 02:45:26,240
Can anybody...

2547
02:45:26,240 --> 02:45:27,760
Can someone stop?

2548
02:45:27,980 --> 02:45:29,560
We need to stop this plane fast.

2549
02:45:29,640 --> 02:45:30,780
It's carrying a load of bombs.

2550
02:45:30,940 --> 02:45:32,640
Someone told me it's got...

2551
02:45:32,640 --> 02:45:33,420
There's a bomb on the plane.

2552
02:45:33,480 --> 02:45:34,380
You need to stop the plane now.

2553
02:45:34,760 --> 02:45:35,500
Stop the plane now.

2554
02:45:37,680 --> 02:45:40,840
Come on then, he feckin' dragons, I'll take both of you!

2555
02:45:41,540 --> 02:45:43,940
Ah! Ah! I am burning to death!

2556
02:45:51,380 --> 02:45:54,420
Unfortunately, guys, the tyrant had a massive heart attack.

2557
02:45:55,420 --> 02:45:56,240
He's gone.

2558
02:45:57,260 --> 02:45:59,560
Now we need to get out of this place.

2559
02:45:59,940 --> 02:46:01,020
We'll save Chris as well.

2560
02:46:04,760 --> 02:46:06,740
Where is Chris? Is Chris down here, is he?

2561
02:46:07,740 --> 02:46:08,800
Is Chris down here?

2562
02:46:10,080 --> 02:46:12,300
We can't save it, because we don't have any ink ribbon.

2563
02:46:20,100 --> 02:46:20,500
Ah!

2564
02:46:20,500 --> 02:46:21,000
Ah!

2565
02:46:21,000 --> 02:46:23,000
Ah!

2566
02:46:23,000 --> 02:46:25,000
Ah!

2567
02:46:25,000 --> 02:46:27,000
*Sigh*

2568
02:46:53,000 --> 02:46:55,560
I'm gonna fuck off now, I need to go to bed.

2569
02:46:57,660 --> 02:46:59,720
Thanks for watching, I'll see you later on, I'm sorry.

2570
02:47:00,840 --> 02:47:06,260
I need to get this out of my head because if I think about it, then it'll fucking make me angry.

2571
02:47:06,360 --> 02:47:07,120
I'll see you later on.

2572
02:47:11,140 --> 02:47:12,720
Faith Jansen, thank you very much.

2573
02:47:12,720 --> 02:47:42,700
Thank you.

2574
02:47:42,700 --> 02:48:12,680
Thank you.

2575
02:48:12,680 --> 02:48:14,680
Thank you.

2576
02:48:14,820 --> 02:48:16,120
Good night and God bless.

2577
02:48:16,240 --> 02:48:17,880
I have to go because I'm feeling stressed.

2578
02:48:18,000 --> 02:48:22,440
If I stay longer, I'm gonna actually fucking go schlonger on this beast.

2579
02:48:23,400 --> 02:48:25,960
I don't know what that means, but I need to eat some meat.

2580
02:48:26,560 --> 02:48:28,600
Go home and put salami in a sandwich.

2581
02:48:29,340 --> 02:48:30,960
Spread a bit of mustard on that shit.

2582
02:48:31,460 --> 02:48:33,020
Think about what's just occurred.

2583
02:48:33,880 --> 02:48:35,060
And then go for a shit.

2584
02:48:38,060 --> 02:48:38,900
Much love.

2585
02:48:38,900 --> 02:48:38,900
Much love.

2586
02:48:38,980 --> 02:48:40,340
Thanks very much to Faith Jansen.

2587
02:48:40,500 --> 02:48:42,460
Captain Cabernet's Boxes of Cobra Toxin.

2588
02:48:43,860 --> 02:48:44,660
Berlin Ocelot.

2589
02:48:44,740 --> 02:48:45,580
Jim Jim and Peanuts.

2590
02:48:45,660 --> 02:48:46,600
Faith Jansen again.

2591
02:48:46,760 --> 02:48:47,500
Amanda Album.

2592
02:48:47,600 --> 02:48:48,040
Jim Nolan.

2593
02:48:48,200 --> 02:48:48,520
Bruno.

2594
02:48:49,120 --> 02:48:49,740
Connor McCard.

2595
02:48:49,820 --> 02:48:50,380
Language Panda.

2596
02:48:50,500 --> 02:48:51,220
All the boys.

2597
02:48:51,860 --> 02:48:52,780
Making noise.

2598
02:48:53,340 --> 02:48:53,740
Everyone.

2599
02:48:54,440 --> 02:48:55,180
Anaconda G.

2600
02:48:56,580 --> 02:48:57,480
You know me.

2601
02:48:59,620 --> 02:49:01,160
Next week on TV3.

2602
02:49:02,060 --> 02:49:04,540
Gonna be teaching you how to write rhymes.

2603
02:49:05,000 --> 02:49:06,320
On a motherfucking dime.

2604
02:49:07,320 --> 02:49:08,500
I need to leave now.

2605
02:49:10,120 --> 02:49:12,460
That fucking tyrant was a waste of time.

2606
02:49:12,740 --> 02:49:13,580
Can't believe it.

2607
02:49:14,320 --> 02:49:16,100
The hardest fucking thing in the game.

2608
02:49:16,920 --> 02:49:19,100
Apparently the hardest fucking thing in the game.

2609
02:49:19,220 --> 02:49:20,520
Didn't even have any game.

2610
02:49:21,040 --> 02:49:22,420
I didn't even know his fucking name.

2611
02:49:22,500 --> 02:49:24,740
He only took two shots to hold down.

2612
02:49:25,520 --> 02:49:27,680
The hardest thing in the game was the Chimera.

2613
02:49:28,260 --> 02:49:30,020
He seen me fucking hanging around the town.

2614
02:49:30,740 --> 02:49:31,860
In the Almira.

2615
02:49:31,860 --> 02:49:39,120
Chimera in the Almira.

2616
02:49:40,000 --> 02:49:41,720
Chimera in the Almira.

2617
02:49:42,060 --> 02:49:42,720
Uptown.

2618
02:49:42,920 --> 02:49:44,320
Chimera in the Almira.

2619
02:49:44,680 --> 02:49:45,360
Uptown.

2620
02:49:50,020 --> 02:49:51,140
I'll see you later.

2621
02:49:52,760 --> 02:49:53,860
Don't be a hater.

2622
02:49:55,120 --> 02:49:56,700
Next time we do this.

2623
02:49:56,920 --> 02:49:58,560
We're gonna finish Resident Evil 1.

2624
02:49:58,640 --> 02:49:59,180
I promise.

2625
02:49:59,600 --> 02:50:00,540
It's gonna be like this.

2626
02:50:00,540 --> 02:50:03,720
Resident Evil.

2627
02:50:03,880 --> 02:50:05,700
Big load of blood in my eyeball.

2628
02:50:08,800 --> 02:50:12,080
Whoever donated and told me to fucking do a rap to this beat.

2629
02:50:12,320 --> 02:50:14,920
It's not as good as a beat as the other beat that we had.

2630
02:50:15,260 --> 02:50:18,460
But I'd say I struck to my word and I'm fucking doing it now.

2631
02:50:19,140 --> 02:50:20,100
How rad is that?

2632
02:50:22,280 --> 02:50:23,540
You look like a cat.

2633
02:50:24,920 --> 02:50:26,580
You probably want some milk, do you?

2634
02:50:27,580 --> 02:50:30,100
Do you want a bit of fucking cheese and some milk, is it?

2635
02:50:30,100 --> 02:50:33,440
We'll come in through the cat flap.

2636
02:50:34,380 --> 02:50:36,520
It's installed in the door and the wall.

2637
02:50:38,360 --> 02:50:40,140
Have you any fucking sense at all?

2638
02:50:48,720 --> 02:50:49,880
Goodnight, God bless folks.

2639
02:50:49,940 --> 02:50:50,300
I'm out.

2640
02:50:50,480 --> 02:50:51,780
Goodnight and God bless.

2641
02:50:51,780 --> 02:50:51,900
Goodnight.

2642
02:50:51,900 --> 02:50:53,960
you

2643
02:50:53,960 --> 02:50:56,020
you
